MRW I suddenly, and against all probability, had been called into existence.

Dec 5, 2017 11:52 AM

MetalSkeletal

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42

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

42=Anything you want it to be!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magrathea, Self-Aware Whale Crater

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recently had to explain what a Babel fish was to a sober person, who had never even heard of the Hitchhikers Guide. It was tricky...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello ground!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whale troubles are no more, he won.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today's Newspaper front page here in North Norway: Thar, up thar she blows!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no not again

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love the books. +1 for you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"A creature so monumentally stupid it thinks that if you cant see it, it cant see you!'

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

DON'T PANIC !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh no, not again"

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

My profile pic and background are based off of this:)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You expect me to check your profile based off this comment to confirm?!?!? It has been done!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever heard of a planet called Stavromula Beta?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Think I might have to watch this when I get home now

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DON"T PANIC

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s a huge potted plant.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence." -Douglas Adams probably

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*again

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you want to survive out here, you’ve got to know where your towel is.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hello ground!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agrajag! Been killed by Arthur Dent recently?

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

When hasn't he?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sure he threw away the bag he made out of you as well.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I honestly have NOTHING against him!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeeah right, you me killer!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"...it's just fate playing silly buggers with you..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a coincidence!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And you look up and who should you see staring out of a window? Arthur Dent!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shivers, I tell you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many people theorize that if we knew why the bowl of petunias thought this then we would know an awful lot more about the universe.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Maybe reciting Vogon poetry?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd rather be the bowl of petunias nearing the ground than listen to any of that crap.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!

8 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 0

THIS FUCKING GOT ME

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*splat*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So great!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

42 kinds of cheese? No, that's no good...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, as I am lactose intolerant, I’m one of those poor bastards that is ok with 42 being the answer lol!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoobastank

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zoenen Hoogstandjes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chunts up with that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know the elves know you as "That Asshole doesn't know magic"

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

What do you mean? The Elves love me! Just ask D'athaniel Quen'yarvin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said Be Wary. Also I'm more of a Spintax gal myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he rends the fat from children! Those Wizards Choice awards are totally rigged as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Child death is pretty common in Foon. Haven't you heard the song?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just finished reading this

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you finish the series? Which book did you like the most? :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i am almost done with the second one so i don't know right now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you’re going to love the rest enjoy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just finished what comes third?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life, The Universe and Everything

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