Swiggy1957
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Star Fleet is an equal opportunity employer.
Jul 21, 2021 12:19 AM
Swiggy1957
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Star Fleet is an equal opportunity employer.
Assholefullofelbows
Keeperofthemonsters
Filanwizard
you still get to see the unknown, But never have to wear the red. Though maybe use a HEPA vac so red shirt doesn't get into the air.
OGBubbleGoose
falconuruguay
SithLard
SOMEWHERE in the universe, someone is doing this...@Op.
DJEvilBunny
At least he’s not wearing a red shirt.
MerlotMission5291
orbitn
Why does this look like the USS enterprise as purchased off of wish?
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
chilburgh
Roger Wilco! Space Guy!
gotodefcon
My first thought after see the photo
demodulated
Love this series!
WackyMcBackStab
emersa0
He still gets to travel
apacheian
A vacuum in space.
omngentryo
You'd think Starfleet could replicate roombas
Swiggy1957
They did, but Data pulled rank and got them better jobs. Seems they're related.
NCC0901D
Nader393
I've always thought that wooden bannister looks really expensive.
Swiggy1957
If it's wood, it would be. But it could be just Styrofoam or some other material with a wood grain finish.
pdhackley
“This job sucks.”
michaelfire
He's essential personnel. Stardate 2176, min wage still 7.25 credits/hr
barnwolf
Don't be silly. Starfleet has evolved beyond wealth and currency. He's not paid. If he stops working they give him a red shirt.
pluto408
Odmanra
Please real question: Why do people wear a sweater that way?! Do they wish is was a cape or cloak or something kool?!
AMRIV
I think it's a way to keep it with you when it's too warm to wear.
Solifluction
Why is Rick Moranis vacuuming the carpet on the bridge of the starship Enterprise? Did he lose his kids again?
ADMNtek
a little fun fact the sets were full of cat shit.
MeanWinchester
You're gonna complain about vacuuming the bridge on a fucking SPACESHIP?
reichstein
Yes. Especially if you have to do it with a vacuum cleaner that is several hundred years old.
MeanWinchester
Clearly we have different priorities, not much I wouldn't do to live on the enterprise. I'd suck Worf's balls on the daily
reichstein
Being on the Enterprise would be awesome (until the Borg arrive). But complaining about stuff is the right of all sentient beings.
Bludabeagle
As a USN Veteran..... You have to make rank!
saintmGamer
"Someone left a log on the captain's chair, again."
loopthegif
So in the future a human can rank lower than a Roomba?
Swiggy1957
Well, you have to realize the Roomba has some pull with Star Fleet: It's Data's cousin.
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
He’s not wearing his uniform. How does he expect to get promoted?
Chefpnut
He heard what happens to the people in the red shirts.
Swiggy1957
He IS in uniform. This is why they never show the housekeeping staff on the show.
cheeseguy3412
How about the guys in the walls opening those doors? Iirc, this is what they had to do. Must have made the scenes where they're trying /1
cheeseguy3412
to force doors open amusing. /2
Volpe42
At least he isn't on holodeck clean up duty...
SirSmurfalot
Probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting in there.
Creature224
I thought there was an laser that destroy any left over bio residue
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
EVERYTHING IS STICKY
Filanwizard
id hope it has a floor drain and that the 24th century still has clorox and power washers.
SmoeAhsolse
They'd just break it down and reuse it in the replicators.
MDtheGM
I love how mariner handled that whole episode of lower decks
tcpolecat7
After Riker uses it, it's "all hands on deck" to clean that one....
10thlettersauce
There's gotta be some sort of semen filter in those
Dimestream
There's an episode of "The Lower Decks" that touches on how awful cleaning the holodeck biofilter is.
10thlettersauce
I have to start tld
JasonThorn
Captain: "They REALLY use it for that?" Second: "Yeah. It's mostly that."
gaidinbdj
The holodeck uses replicators to create matter and break it down afterwards. That's why some object continue to exist outside and...
gaidinbdj
...things discarded aren't left. Like we see blood is simply broken back down with everything else.
thewiggins
considering how often holodecks get screwed up, that would be... concerning
PowwerOrb13
I believe standard procedure would be loading the simulation from outside and waiting for everyone to exit before unloading it
notyourmommasinfidel
If you had a black light it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
tcpolecat7
CowboyRooster
If it had a black light it would just look like solid white light everywhere. ;)
EltaninDracoPwc
Just have the holograms do it?
Volpe42
Ever see the doctor rights episode of voyager?
EltaninDracoPwc
Sure, but most the holodeck characters aren't sentient, so you could have one of them do it, or make a holographic Roomba
Voric13
That night at the bar:
SmoeAhsolse
I never recognise Warf.
Voric13
keppler38
Is that Barkley on the right?
GlowstickJedi
It's Rick Berman, one of the producers.
Swiggy1957
It sure does look like Dwight (Howling Mad Murdock) Schultz from ST:TNG
keppler38
It does! But why isnt Wesley there. Or Yarr or Ro? Seems like a weird d’extra choice
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Wesley isn't there because, Wesley
Swiggy1957
Guess these were the folks that actually showed up.
AldermanJaw
*Broccoli
harpo3000
Fuck you Rick Berman
GlowstickJedi
I'd have Berman back instead of Kurtzman, all day every day
Manusho
I volunteer to be a janitor on a space ship.
m4dm4n
I'd watch that show too.
Pally01
B5 did an episode featuring 2 janitors discussing the main cast as the station fended off an invasion.
AnalThrasher777
You do?!? That’s amazing! I would volunteer too.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Afewflowers
MST3K
ryansmVillain
Someone has to clean up after Branson and Bezos
Volpe42
What about cleaning the holodeck?
JamesAHarrod
Cleaning out the €um filters?
FrostByteUK
We call them bio-waste filters...
FrostByteUK
Although... The amount of people pissing themselves in fear as a klingon charges at you with a batleth...