Alyxander100
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Behold the power of cheese!
Aug 27, 2017 7:16 PM
Alyxander100
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Behold the power of cheese!
MothBabe
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!
darkskies582
Where's paneer?
meetingsaramarshall
Do we have folders for favorites yet?
Sheepyhead
Feta cubes are surprisingly good on pizza
MemeStealingSkeleton
Gouda post OP
NuVanDibe
Best way to make a cheese sauce, I've found, is to make a roux, add whole milk, and then add a creamy cheese, preferably a mix of cheeses.
RichHammond
Boursin is my favorite cheese!
geiokami
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton.
velvetthornweaver
SoManyChoices
I would like a double extra cheese pizza please
dracoslayer16
Trying to melt cheddar just turns it from a solid to a gelatinous blob which then later turns into concrete.
DreamingOfDistantShores
One day in college they served grilled halloumi drizzled with honey, and it was glorious. Stores here don't carry halloumi though.
APissedOffMuslim
moozy123
Cheese takes the form of its container
DuallyNotedAsshat
I have a cheese tattoo. Safe to say this made me horny.
DntKnowYbutItsTrue
I used to hate cheese until I tried good nice quality expensive cheese. Now I love cheese and I can't stop eating it with crackers!
djNim
I'm just here to let you know I'm vegan
kepler20c
Where does Venezuelan Beaver Cheese fall on this chart?
TrustmeImadoctorzoidberg
+1 to make up for the downvotes from people who don't know Monty Python.
5NoteHalf
GOD I LOVE CHEEEEEESE!!!!! ...sorry.
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
Jet fuel can't melt cheese... Oh wait.
Alyxander100
Even steel cheese?
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
That's classified.
LyleF
Fried halloumi is like crack
GotMeAWrench
Try it barbecued. Oh my jeezums.
darthhue
What have come of the world, if american so called cheese can be put next to camembert...
ColdHandsWarmHeart
And every one of them will stop you from pooping.
sailingthesoutherncross
That's what everybody says but it doesn't happen to me and I love cheese. I eat quite a bit of it.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
lol, you're doing it wrong if this much fat KEEPS you from pooping.
MBumBum
Some type of goat cheese can melt just fineee. Just don't use fresh goat cheese.
phoenixfromashes
stringy cheese is best for depression
blairmichod
I've had them before and they did nothing.
dbrsong
Cheese is best for depression*
theauntychrist
I've never truly believed it but you're right.
kepattRunner
(Singing) "I'm working on my night cheese!" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
realwomenfightnaked
Halloumi is the best in a salad for a depression diet
DahPrincess
I like creamy cheese cubes, and stringy mozzarella sticks on my off days (6years and counting)
Stoneheartedlady
gooey brie and crusty bread
TheAncientSea
I must try it in that case
Dramacian
Goat not melting.... there are many goat cheese. And yes, they can melt.
nmixpix
Yeah, my friend makes the stuff. There are many different types.
HD226868
Everything can melt if you're brave enough.
BenDismembered
Queso fresco melts...
DiscoPhysicist
La Parrallia Suiza in Tucson melts the shit out of that in an iron skillet and serves it with salsa and tortillas. It'll curl your toes.
xxDmDxx
It's cheese for frying. It keeps its shape but still gets gooey
Alyxander100
Yeah, it can melt, but it's primary character is not to melt, but to crumble.
YourenotgonnalikewhatIsay
That...is surprisingly poetic.
UnnecessaryComma
American is not a type of cheese.
nmixpix
American = processed
clutchthepearls
Correct! It's 2 or more types of cheeses melted together!
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese
TroelsyTwo
I've been having mature cheeses lately so I decided to go for a Havarti for my grilled cheeses. It was either that or gouda. Already /1
goldfishcrackersbetweentheseats
Gonna have to try it!
EarElephant
Omg smoked Gouda or brie with bacon and caramelized onions are heaven. Sauce: I'm fat.
Jedimika
Muenster is IMO the perfect burger/grilled cheese
Simgeek
I'm a fan of fontina on rye but Havarti is a good choice, too.
TroelsyTwo
It's cream Havarti.. lol
Alyxander100
I love party havarti, havarti and salsa, melted, eaten with chips, so good. Try Port Salut next, my personal favorite, very close to havarti
TroelsyTwo
I've had port salute many times. lol
TroelsyTwo
had mature cheddar and Wensleydale, mature Danbo, feta and brined goats cheese. And now the Havarti. It's so fatty, yum. /2
TroelsyTwo
Make that Cream Havarti. Enriched with extra cream. /3
theoldlickaroo
Try emmenthal on a ham and cheese toastie if you haven't before
TroelsyTwo
No thanks. lol
theoldlickaroo
K fuck you too. Lol
recentlyunearthed
Good info on 24 cheeses and 1 form of plastic.
spacenut
Good American cheese is still a waste of bad cheddar.
clutchthepearls
If you think all American cheese isn't real cheese...well then I'm sorry, you don't know cheese.
RideTheStimutacs
"Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food"
asdfertjryjre
still best for burgers.
Alyxander100
Juicy lucy!
HULKSMASHMOUTH
No Caesin, no queso.
wmcostiganjr
Protein joke, I dig it
MadDucks
American cheese is more of an oil that got hard and never breaks down. ... yeah, plastic is a good term.
clutchthepearls
You're thinking of the slices of "cheese product" that are flavored like American cheese. Not the actual cheese which is "processed cheese"
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
At least plastic is useful
UniqueMonique
Um... It may be useful but... Plastic is the bane of the earth! Maybe it's best that people eat it lol.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
American from a deli in a block is actually really quite nice, not even related to Kraft or "cheese flavored product"
DrewSf29
Fuck That, I'm a chef at a michelin starred restaurant and I fucking love American cheese
jdraitt
But what do you like it with? A burger, sure! Fondue...
DrewSf29
A burger
Zigon
Not all american cheese is Kraft. Some are actually real
Executor32
As much as people complain about Kraft Singles, they don't hold a candle to the imitation cheese made from veg oil. Now /that's/ nasty.
clutchthepearls
Look for "processed cheese" which is the real stuff. Stay away from "cheese product".
CityYeti
Like land o' lakes cheese that you get from the deli. mmm
Purtypreencess7
some of it is "Great Value" which is the most vile shit ive ever put in my mouth. hands down. and ive put some vile shit in my mouth.
Antermosiph
Literally wal-marts cheapest store brand. I believe their other store brand (Sam's Choice) is real american.
Darkspire
Anything Great Value is a gamble.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
The real cheese isn't so bad, it's the "cheese product" you have to worry about.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
How can kraft be real if our eyes aren't cheese?
NuVanDibe
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Rizen415
Every American cheese package I've seen say "American cheese product" aka flat cheese whiz
Tornadotaco
That's an insult to delicious cheese whiz
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
They make real cheese too, just have to look around and read the fine print.
Rizen415
I'm saying that the well known American cheese is actually cheese product, there's laws on American vs "product"
clutchthepearls
"Cheese product" is not real cheese, but is usually flavored like actually American cheese. Real American cheese is "processed cheese" (1)
clutchthepearls
meaning it's 2 or more cheese blended together. Take 100% cheddar and 100% swiss, melt them, swirl them together, and you just made (2)
clutchthepearls
processed cheese. (3)