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BANANAFLAKE
I saw a fist fight at walmart last night between a very large man and a homeless man. We called the police while everyone else recorded it.
eavalin
can we explain why that beautiful women, when suprised, becomes a man?
gorillaClutch
the whole thing will be a shit show might as well start enjoying the spectacle now
WatcheroftheWays
And somewhere along the way someone used a fire extinguisher on it right?
undead4life
j4n3tw3155
Law enforcement cheetah
ABoxOfDonutsWithAMoustache
New boot goofin
BangstickMagnum
Dammit Dangle...
drinkup4
"This one is a keeper"
MaximumRadius
Right. Don't worry about the guy with the possible knee injury. Get the motorcycle. those things are expensive.
indyliberal
Never mind the cop on the motorcycle that took everyone out...
beckzs
He's going to be the next big thing
Perfzilla
I'm confused, should I be amused or outraged?
goodjobmyfellowman
Did the first runner have a prosthetic leg?
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
I think so. She also looks like a double/triple amputee. She's holding the torch that way 'cause she has no hands.
LarryLevine
Cunt-tard, your fuckfacery has been noticed.
fun2balive
I don't know whether to be bothered by the fact that this guy is taking a selfie or that he's like 60 years old and taking a selfie
spazm420
Stay classy Brazil.
everettscott
Taking selfies at douchey times isn't only a *certain location* thing.
KyloSolo
Stay classy, World.
IBruisedMyGooch
They haven't the faintest idea how..
ISammael
Some people just like to instragram while the world burns.
MohamedAlsaidi
Let's be thankful Instagram wasn't made in the early 90's because if we did, people would selfie tragedies
ISammael
I don't understand why it's different now? Or were you being ironic?
Awesummzz
I think he's referring to the tragedies that happened before selfies were a thing? I don't know
Gavelsandpearls
But...but is nobody going to mention how much the selfie guy looks like Robert from shark tank?!
nyrb
It's begun.
MirkoBelacevic
People are so fucking dumb
iamalreadyaghost
It was a cop
superafleck
this is too weird for me
Featherednewt
What. A. Fucktard.
Bysiyan
The rider and guy that got hit got up immediately. Another random biker dropped to the ground and feigned a knee injury.
AndyStegall
I don't know who that cocksucker is, but I hate his guts.
PamelaMorganBeesly
No one going to mention the torch carrier turns from a woman to a man?
Bysiyan
Man of the year 2016 for bravery.
PitbullsPublicist
it's brazil where the women are women, and some of the men are women.
ImWeezering
"relay"
B99Reactions
Did you just assume his gender .. I just literally cant anymore with 2016
TuggSpeedmann
Are there other clips of other countries Olympics with this much torch carrying drama?
Grubenwolf
And he smiles too, the fucker. LOL.
nettoyage
Selfish guy
chapped67
To be fair, the real crime are the uniforms the honor guard (torch pansies) are wearing.
naturalog
What's going on with their belts?
undead4life
Deputy Dangle wouldn't see a problem.
chapped67
Lulz.. looks like an episode of Reno 911 for certain.
Metalhead47
This thing is gonna be such a clusterfuck.
rubbarz
Well one dude tried to put it out and now this happened. Its already a clusterfuck before it began.
internetpotato
It already is
blarglebrle
It is all they have going for it.
TakeMyWorfPlease
Worse than Russia.
joegolf31
...i better tuck my shirt into my shorts first.
RearAdmiralObvious
I asked a coworker who is from Rio (now lives in Oklahoma) if he wanted to go back to see it, he said "No....no, no."
TheSwedishCryptid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w_XuOBnUAg like this?
RearAdmiralObvious
kind of. but more depressing sounding.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Every event is described as going to be a disaster and they generally go pretty well... this is going to be a nightmare wrapped in poop.
Metalhead47
Like, literal poop. Not even hyperbole, they have to swim in actual shit.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Just makes it more awesome...
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BlankhasdiedofDysentery
China and Russia are both ecstatic that people will soon forget about their respective clusterfucks, given that nothing will be like this
demonjester1515
Although China had the normal gloom-and-doom before hand I don't recall a clusterfuck (albeit aside from alleged human rights violations)
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
They had air that was to dangerous to breath, and the "alleged" human rights abuses were all sorts of confirmed.