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Feb 22, 2021 5:29 AM
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Eat your картофель Cyka!
DarkWingz
Love working with Slavs, they're totally straight faced but hilarious and cynical. Best humour ever
FOBbitPoG
Is this a Russian teenage negasonic warhead?
bourbonandbaddecisions
“They say that in the Army the chow is might fine...”
Kazpur8lS
He has a nice smile
GabeTheT
Peas were never an option.
Technocratic
I’m here to say I would suck the soul out of this ghostly man
CampyCounselor
Upvote for username
ebonyfaery
Came looking for this comment cos I didn't want to say it
INeverSayNi
Army camp menu: MO - chicken + rice, TU - fish pasta, WE - meatballs + potatoes, TH - peasoup, FR - chicken-fish-meat-rice-pasta-potato stew
RobErtE87
why...are...they...using...kids..utensils? All that's missing is a sippy cup and a mickey mouse sticker on the fork.
at8eqeq3
By exactly the same reasons, obviously.
thefishhiddenbehindtheairconditioner
money for real utensils went to the silverware in the officers mess..
ProfessorAssBlast2020
i wonder if theyre treating him ok in the gulag
JericoJones23
"Tomorrow we will be serving goulag...ah, goulash"
evilcarp
The poor souls.
scrappersapper
blyat
bantheshadow
can also be used as tank armor.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Ballistic Spread, Tactical Yellow, Vaguely Vanilla Flavour
zen66on
SuckerOfFun
Lunchtime in the JROTC.
guardianzero
does he work at dairyqueen?
DewyVan
He could
etraskmuzicool
He got fired for taking too long at the drive-thru.
DrunkAgainstMadMothers
Yea, at the gulag
aninvisiblemaniac
lol he cute tho
rbudrick
Dairy Queen shakes are weird in Russia.
qoit
Is that Steve Harrington from Stranger Things?
nonCanadianGoose
Pfft, I still have MRE in my intestines from over 20 years ago
evilcarp
T Rations. Because there always has to be something worse to feed you.
CassandraCat
He seems like fun
CalistoNoir
Putin saw that. He ded now...
TheWeebleWobler
The confidence in his porrich lol.
GrumpyOldMillennial
*jabs fork into gruel* Nice. Now for some coffee, instant, type I.
Talligan
And an ibuprofen
RobErtE87
I understood that reference.
ArmyStrings
Army food knows no borders. It's a shared plight.
eggmuffin
Norwegian army feeds soldiers well, as it understands that misery and malnutrition is not conducive to good performance.
CultofCedar
During hurricane sandy we lost power for like 2 months and they gave use some MREs lol. Maybe I eat garbage but it was ntb lol
Mokelzwerg
In my experience anything tastes like heaven after a day of marching, drill and setting up camp.
Lowang92
All the above plus 2 days no food! all tastes like f***ing french cuisine.....
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I think it's supposed to be eggs, just microwaved on the plate.
RigoryMorty
It's some kind of sweetcorn oatmeal, most seem to really like it.
mkreku
I always got home cooked food from real chefs in the swedish army. They were so good we called them Trossnaz (tross is the army kitchen)
theotherforcemajeure
Even the 24h ration bags are good. Except the 3 coffee sticks. Just 3 cups of coffee? HERESY
theorell
Compared to normal swedish coffee, the 3 sticks in 24H-rations is about 2/3 of a cup in taste.
dleeb
The food at the Fort Knox DFac was pretty damn good . Fresh omelettes and ribs and freaking burgers All pretty good to me.
Goldmarble
Having seen MRESteve1989? I know this is not true. The French and the Italians are onto things.
haadyy
Food wise at least...
verityauger
Nice
positiveleroy
The Chinese, however, seem bound and determined to kill their troops with food poisoning.
DdCno1
To be fair, they were also determined to kill their babies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal
Talligan
The Swiss are prepared to open unoaked Chardonnay under fire
cattaxinspector
Only officers. Knives for non-officers don’t have a cork-screw. https://www.armeeshop.ch/messer-werkzeuge/101-victorinox-pioneer-alox.html
Talligan
*gasps* the injustice
razorgirl1066
I saw one that was ostrich in cranberry sauce. Guy said it was like something from a fancy restaurant.
GoalsforGames
God I love Steve. So fucking wholesome
VonFuriku
Italian army is famous for it's ancient principle of "the army marches in its stomach" - soldiers wouldn't accept bad food.
BlackDeku
To be fair no italian accept bad food, it's pretty engraved in our culture, much less armed italians
Nohmadexe
I thought it was something Napoleon said
VonFuriku
Could well be, I remember reading this from some ww2 german soldiers autobiography where he praised the Italian soldiers field munitions
mormacil
I mean it was hard to praise the Italians for anything else... 20th century Italian military performance is... interesting...
lovit487
When my sisters husband who was in kosovo herzegovina(KFOR) says the Italian/French food rations was the best. You got a tiny bottle of wine
jesuisgur
Yeah, they were selling their rations to the starved americans !
lovit487
The Swedish troops to ;)
FantasticBadassitude
I was there!!! Was he a Marine? What year?
FantasticBadassitude
Oh... and we blew a ton of "petty cash" on local food cause... ham slice, or omelet with ham
lovit487
Don't forget the slivovitz ;)
lovit487
I don't remember the year. Some time in the late 90s. Maybe 97-99. He (we) are Swedish, so no he wasn't a marine :)
SophieClockwise
PubstarHero
Nice
vatnick
I hope he now enjoys the food in the gulag
TielKiri
They don’t have food in gulags
RedCamaro
He does the same trick with an empty plate now
HeroThatWasNeeded
They don't do that anymore, they take a trip out the windows.
DdCno1
It's much cheaper and they don't need another Trans-Siberian Railway anyway.
MomofukuJones
Unfortunately, he already fell out a window under strange circumstances...
MissSpelledTattoo
ThatRaccoonGuy
Sorry why?
phrenic99
Apology accepted.
DerpMeister
Captain Needa
TielKiri
It’s a joke intended to humorously convey the idea that this caries risk of being sent to a gulag
Bugdaze
"What's for dinner?" "Yellow."
RobJenkins
Grout
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
And for dessert, yellow cake uranium!
HighwayWizard
"I like the yellow ones"
airfriedfoods
Yellow.... pancake??
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
blackguard89
I think it's mamaliga, or how do I put this, a sort of corn flower food that you boil a bit and then it hardents into something...edible
LightStriker
Yellow sticky or yellow runny?
MarySkadi
ambalika
Gorilla Glue
lujotu
Don't get cheap on me
MianusStar
Mmmm.... yellow!
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I prefer green..
MissSpelledTattoo
FuzzyX
Just call it egg but it is not egg.
mysss29
Combining the taste sensation of real seafood flavors with the latest in dietary science, Soylent Yellow is the only food you’ll ever need!
Magnasplit
Or rather. Что на ужин? Жёлтый
Daveman96
Yellow?! Yeah! My favorite food after blue!
kailord
Keep away from the Spoo!
Asadsadsadclown
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DedrmP3VMAAG6sJ.jpg
zipflame
Dang it, you made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night. Take your upvote go.
gilliamv
Same, I think we're friends now.
ntek2
Looks Romanian actually. The dish is called Mămăligă and is essentially cornmeal. Served with soft cheese or sour cream. It's a carb staple.
Magnasplit
Looks like a russian insignia on his left shoulder
whatpassesforclever
I was thinking potatoes that were put into a high powered food processor. Never seen cornmeal gluey like that, but pulverized potatoes do.
ntek2
Cornmeal does do it. I'm not a fan at all. Imho it tastes like nothing with the texture between porridge and adhesive.
Hushpups
желтый
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
жёлтый
Xander77777
жёлтое