Me and my friends get hired at a new job

Sep 30, 2023 9:57 PM

Heil Spez

#1 Seems fun.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are real accidents turned into CGI animations. I would assume they're for reports or training

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I like how the person that got run over by a forklift was watching a safety training video.

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Final DesinOSHAn

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Shitposts that look like work safety videos.... or the other way around.

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Oh Klaus.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

* "My friends and I" - I'm super fun at parties.

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i have seen real videos of all of those types of accidents

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Staplerfahrer Klaus. A true classic.

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Working in China is dangerous as fuck, yo.

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We laugh, but I guarantee every one of these has happened.

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Dove into comments looking for this. Keep up the good work!

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Sadly all of these are probably based on real things that keep happening and they decided to make a video.

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Is that the Michael Myers theme music playing in the background?

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Fuckin hell, he got lucky!

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Needs more blood

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As part of my apprenticeship we had to watch real life videos of people hurting themselves or dying. Same for my truck licence actually. Simple mistakes can be life altering, seen a lot of injuries. Be responsible at work and refuse if asked to bend rules

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Staplerfahrer Klaus goes to China

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LiveLeak the animated series

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"you died"

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These are the CGI reproductions they show on Korean? (Some Asian Country) News of actual events.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's definitely not Korean script.

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It's China. I've seen actual security camera footage of the IRL versions of almost all of these accidents (again, from China)

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Maximum Overdrive 2?

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And that is why you deploy the stops BEFORE putting the load on the ramp.

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I can understand most of these except the first one. Why in the everliving fuck would you be hanging from a machine like they were monkey bars?

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BECAUSE they look like monkey bars for hanging?

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You work in that industry long enough, you'll meet people who'll do that. You can ask them why, but they won't know either.

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Chinese SAWS (State Administration of Work Safety) training videos.

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I'll bet each one of those was an accurate recreation of something that actually happened. Might add to the effectiveness if they also posted the victim's POV during the incident... get to see the live burial and the forklift wheel coming for the head. Not pleasant - on purpose.

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Staplerfahrer Klaus.

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Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

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You might like this too. https://youtu.be/v26fTGBEi9E

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Did the first one lose his fingers?!

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How?

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Im pretty Sure that The edges are razor sharp. You have to deburr IT after manufacturing

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yes, it took me a couple rewinds

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To nut?

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i appreciate your sacrifice

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I've seen the pallet one in real life.. makes me wounder about the rest.

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My scaffolding competent-person training included a security cam footage of 4 guys getting electrocuted and starting on fire. I was not ready to see that.

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probably renders from accidents in their work camps

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Whose work camps?

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I saw the bulldozer one on video when I was on a jury. The guy got degloved first before being scooped up and dumped. He lived but it was not pretty.

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Seen every single one of those on 4chan...

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I was waiting for the blue dump truck victim to get whacked in the head by the door as the truck pulled away.

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Taking the OSHA test inspired some pretty specific questions that I know there’s a story for.

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Does it help to go backwards?

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All fun and games until a pallet doesnt play the friction game

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if you see it in a safety video, it's almost 100% chance it actually happened.

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...and much MUCH worse.

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safety policy is written in blood.

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I can guarantee they all got woundered.

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" every OSHA regulation is written in blood "

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Oof

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You think he was fired for sleeping on the job?

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I had that happen, while I didn't try to stop the pallet, I did have to yell at the dude below not to try to catch it.

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EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

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Buster Yeeton

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Yeah that's the one

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Uncanny

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We had a driver park in the dock, dump his air brakes, and we got the bay open and started unloading. Without warning, he pulled off the dock to realign the truck. I watched my coworker nearly get crushed by the power jack falling off the truck.

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That's why so many places got security measures, like a wheel chock that blares an alarm if removed when the dock is in operation, or a staff member coming out to put a lock on the connector that supplies air to the trailer park brakes.

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We weren't set up for that. Our building is 25 years old and never updated.

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As a driver, holy FUCK is that guy dumb. Also, if you want to prevent us from doing this to you in the future and your boss doesn't want to pay for technology, you can get a glad hand lock for pretty cheap. Take off the red emergency line and put the lock on it. We can drag the trailer without that line, but it's a hell of a lot harder to do it and damages the tires if you try to get up the road like that cause the trailer brakes are fully engaged. It's a quick way to add a checkpoint.

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Or a dock lock, which is a giant hook that holds onto the Mansfield bar if trailers to keep them from pulling away

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That doesn't work very well, because a lot of trailers have fucked up rear bumpers or nothing to grab on if they have a liftgate/tailgate setup

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Guy at a site I was working got crushed to death last year. I wasn't there, but damn, ya gotta pay attention.

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People complain about the construction union being militant, but there is a damn good reason for that.

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The road to regulation, usually paid in blood.

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Paved

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While that's the usual saying, in this case, I said paid very consciously. It is an emphasis on what we've earned and how we've earned it. also, cars kinda suck.

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