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SAVE THE BOOZE!
Jun 2, 2017 12:33 PM
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mattymatt
A tripod would have made this believable as CCTV footage
Deadb4uhearit
That's his fucking bottle now !
ashirian
Found the Spider-Man.
markm0101
If you catch it you can drink it.
DoingItWrongSince1980
JackCanty
skribs
Cleveland Browns are looking for this man.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
cuntney
He must own a cat
blackbenetavo
I feel like this dude should ask his boss for a raise, and when they ask why they deserve one, just show them this video.
3blindmicestolemycar
TheSpanishInquisitor
That's a better save than René Higuita's 1994 scorpion kick.
ajsg8r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxe4r6SjH0
TangJTL
But why did it fall in the first place?
HodorIsADJ
Phone.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Drunk
samsonguy920
Gravity
IBlowForALiving
You're a real Issac Newton, huh?
GiantSquanchy
Ghosts
haterstotheleft
Alcoholic ghosts.
GiantSquanchy
BOOOOOOOOooze
bawjaws2000
Catch-oh Neuf Du Pape
nero4ty2
http://imgur.com/rdGl5Um
Superslothsays
Mon Dieu that's a good pun!
CodyBurkett
In my pinot, that was a good wine pun. It was grape!
Bugrush
I sensed there was a joke in there, but I had to cheat to figure it out [laughing] +1
TreesNStuff
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Would've been more impressive if he continued sliding right into the other racks...
ErinFromTheOffice
And the falling shelf breaks the one he saved.
ImAStupidFace
/r/me_irl
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM theme plays
Treblaine
"You dove into a wine rack! That was Thirty Thousands dollars of Pinot Grigio!" "I was tryin' ta save the wine!"
Hyippy
There's a guy who does this with crates of beer. I'll go try and find it
Randomice
That looks like the kind of store where the cheapest bottle is $100. So, good catch.
amsterdam1981
With that many bottles on open display, nah.
BronzeLeaguePro
The Norwegian Wine Monopoly here: YOU ARE SMALL TIME. :)
shimmernshine
You guys also have the market cornered on high end loose tobacco
theresgarlicinthatnebula
The fuck would you put a cat in a store like that then?
Randomice
Didn't you see the guy's beard? Of course he'd have a pussy.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Well now I'm turned on...
SarcasticComment
I walked into a store like that And immediately walked out
shuya82
Yeah, he came close to that rack though.
dexterdroid
I love coming close to racks.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Not that you'd know what that feels like
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Not at all. We don't see the bottom of the rack, it's closer to the camera than it appears in the gif. He's at least a good meter away.
shuya82
Yeah you're right. It was more of an observation of risk vs reward.
DunderMifflinCo
Hitting and knocking it over seems like itd be to close
jersi0
What would happen if there's an earthquake?
commandantscifo
http://images.latinpost.com/data/images/full/19781/store-damage-following-chile-earthquake.jpg
Randomice
The insurance company would be having a problem.
deltajesus
Earthquakes aren't common in a lot of places.
scatter
Even if it's a $5 bottle, that's probably worth it to save the cleanup.
andrewtater
If it was $5, I'd declare it broken and let the guy take it home. Still saved me cleanup...
undungubungu
"Fuck it, ill just let it stain everything, and I also love cleaning up" - Words never uttered
cuttlefishsticks
Even if it's a $2 bottle it's worth it just to have that sweet save on camera.
SarcasticComment
Is there $2 wine anymore? Even "2 buck chuck" is like $4 these days
cuttlefishsticks
I mean, truth be told I've never actually bought wine before.
scatter
Best I've done is $3 on sale. It was surprisingly good.
SarcasticComment
I have as well but I have a feeling that a $2.00 wine no longer exists
eisdlfkjsie
Most likely it wouldnt have broken. I dropped a bottle from shoulder height onto concrete, it was fine. (no, not on purpose)
iwearlittlesocks
Bottle fell from a rack 12 inches off my cellar floor. It was a pain in the ass to clean up. The bottle in the gif was done for
VodkaReindeer
I dropped a 1L glass bottle of 7up 20+ years ago. It broke. Still miffed.
klucky
I've had bottles smash from knee height mate. All about what part lands first. Speed is second.
Sinus23
Empty cola bottle thrown at full force from the 9th floor of a building. didn't break until it had bounced around 5-10 times...
Turoxy
Agreed
eisdlfkjsie
Very true, with that wood floor though, i bet he would have been fine. Nice grab either way, should be play baseball or cricket.
Sinus23
2/2 Oh it landed on concrete first then gravel then I forget because it was almost 30 years ago.