Comedy Central Roasts

Nov 10, 2016 11:30 PM

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I hate Tom Arnold, but that was funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gilbert Godfried one made me lose my shit

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Donald trumps roast was the first time I heard about his presidential candidacy. So of course I thought it was a joke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice mix. Well put together.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some of these were not funny at all. Some of these got a sensible chuckle. But some made me laugh out loud.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Boom roasted!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

When Tom Arnold showed up at Roseannes roast it was pretty powerful. I don't think they had been in the same room for 20 years.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They hadn't, he only showed up for that moment. He said everyone who saw him come in the back way just stopped and stared that he was there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That last one is harsh.

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I have no idea who most of these people are. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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Courtney Love always looks like she either high on crack or just plain drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know this is 3 years old and no one gives a shit anymore but why the fuck are all the roasts directed at Donald Trump the weakest shit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve ever read.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Norm Macdonald???

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That one was weird. In a good way :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His was the all-time best!

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Wild guess.... shaq roasting beaber?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My English is bad, can't understand it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part of James Franco's roast by far is Andy Samberg's bit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Omg yes!!! I was laughing just as hard as BILL Hader was!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're Welcome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You picked some of the weakest jokes in all these roasts, except for the last one. That one is glorious...but your list still sucks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That last one.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Well, it does do one thing. Makes the Trump Roasts a lot more hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember very little of that roast, but i do remember her being higher than a weather baloon.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What happened to Lisa lappeneli

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She ran out of ways to say she fucks black guys.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Women are just as smart and funny as men like get over it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Am I missing something? I didn't say or imply otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's from the new season of South Park.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh! I suck then. I havent seen any of the last two seasons. My apologies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeff Ross - "Shaq is the original 2 chainz cuz that's how he came to this country." That shit had me in tears.

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Oh, I get it. 'Cause he was in shaqles.

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I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 Justin Bieber's roast?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sure is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kicker is, he PAID for it. They PAY to be roasted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is the guy making that don't put dvd in joke? Please help me out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jeff Foxworthy. Huge in the 90's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't forget ann coulter's roasting, oh boy they ripped her a new one

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Appropriate; she's an ass.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She was there as a guest right? The roast wasn't specifically for her?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

she wasn't the main guest or the roastee but she took the blunt of it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah it was on Rob Lowes Roast

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ahh thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you liked #1, I must recommend Anthony Jeselnik's standup on Netflix.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

It's hilarious. Too bad he has self-respect and got himself kicked off of TV.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love him and I miss his Comedy Central show.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That standup is so good. Perfect blend of dark-humor and just not giving a fuck

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Build a railroad? That's perfect."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Currently watching and laughing like that disabled lady with the electrician husband. He's a fucking shit bag genius

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't think I laughed harder this year than the closing of that show

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Have you seen what her husband looked like after a shotgun to a face?

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You know that the roastees get to make a list of things that are off-limits, right? Clearly this wasn't on it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*to me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Either everything is funny or nothing is funny

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm not deleting this. Fuck all of you worthless assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Thanks for the downvote. You think it's all fair in a joke to joke about a woman who's on drugs because her husband kill himself?

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You think it's funny now?

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Every joke was something humorous, and just BS. But you don't fucking joke about a husband dying of a Shotgun shot to the face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was at a roast that kind of joke was to be expected plus she was all kinds of not there mentally

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She was fucking obliterated

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah she was that was actually the first roast I ever saw

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Roasts are hard to watch for me but that was cringe worthy. I had to watch in segments

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I admit that it was insensitive but hey its fair game at a roast she was obliterated though sloppy drunk

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