tinyWinkingAnus
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Seems like a nice guy.
On time. Almost.
Delivery drones.
... when the drone u sed was comin isn't comin.
The jig is up.
Reported.
niggakawaii
Putang ina bobo
Applepotamus
MrSandman815
How is he texting her if this is his first phone?
bannyd
They see me TR0 L1N
andrefezzik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
MDavidsonJutland
I fuck ur mom
PsySama
TRO L1N
Frankinbeijing
Sure what is 500 pounds between strangers...
PresidentZombie
Orgy at a fat acceptance rally
MrEon6908
.....................
lurkerdeluxe
Chris James Lewis is about to get trolllllled. Never put a person's name up.
sayfcknwhat
You gon learn today kid.
mikelond0n
Strong username.
DeadlyEnzyme
Shoulda waited till 5:40 and sent photos of a friend with it being like "well he seems happy I guess he can have it for free instead"
DeadlyEnzyme
You know, leave him thinking he was close but the universe hated him too much to ever let it happen
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
You. ... I like you.
FiveToesRight
Brat: "I fuck your mum" He: "OK call her... Oh sorry you can't"
canyouphilmein
Woo Bristol!! Oh, wait...
BloodAndIchor
"This would be my first phone" *is texting from phone that has a masculine name.*
BloodAndIchor
(2) Also, i love that image, "WHAT ARE YOU?" "an idiot sandwich."
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Ah yes, 'I fuck ur mum', an age old classic response depicting man's frustration towards this seemingly endless game we all play
MacClay
I'm annoyed by the lack of effort ruining the insult. If you threaten to fuck someone's mum, you have to at least try or it means nothing.
1Plebian
Lol
Shmooglybuns
I like your integrity
Gingerbreadman18
*I'm reporting you for not giving me free things*
strcmdman
"I deserve that phone i asked for it"
FiveToesRight
Today, per courier
ninmonkey
Sorry I can only report at 5:40 pm.
DutchyMcDutch
It's still a kid. I don't think you should show his name and pic...
FilthyRapscallions
Who's a stupid sandwich?
MommaRoboto
My town.
Coolbacca
Just makes me wish dontevenreply. com was still posting new shit
djangojazz
I always find the most funny thing is Ebay buyers that are like: "How much you want for it? I am in Asia(won't ship international)"
RawrestOfBears
Ungrateful little bastard. He deserves fuck all and needs a change of attitude. Get a weekend job like the rest of us did as kids.
kellycorn
I agree with your sentiment but ungrateful? For what? He didn't get the phone. Lol
karan08
'I fuck ur mum'
yoshi
do you need her post code?
fyttehelvete
Nah already got it
l009
Fuck, Bristol on FP. That's it, off to the gryphon. Done, fucking done.
techsgtcarter99
That post code though...classic
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
Fuck didn't catch that the first time lol good lookin out man
GronkIsTheSoundAGronkMakes
Scrolls back up to read the post code
TheBagDoesNotInflate
They see me TR0 L1N' ...
AwkwardPrickle
My post code is TR so I didn't read the rest to get the joke at first!
ComicallyLongUsername
Hey there fellow Cornish Imgurite
n0n53n53
love your pasties
AwkwardPrickle
There are dozens of us - dozens!
sebvit
Guess I'm the only one who thought "Dick move tricking a kid into thinking he's getting a new phone." Could've been nicer to him.
kellycorn
Yea I mean at least the kid has an excuse that he is an idiot because he is a kid. What excuse do OP have?
HighlySexualLobster
Considering the kid bedded the sellers mother, i think they're even.
APTH
bullshit, these lowballers and cant hurt to askers need to get the fuck off offerup.
tinyWinkingAnus
To clarify, he lied about not having a phone to try and get the phone out of me. I wouldn't have trolled otherwise. ????
shhep
"????"
tooomanysteves
He thinks it being his first phone means he should get it for free? Entitled much?
holmestrix
Bratty little shit. He is going to have a hard life with everything not being given to him for free.
TheCuntCrusader
Ots probably not his first phone since he is using imessage. Although it might be his parents.
shhep
"entitled"? You forgot to call him millenial or whatever too. He's a fucking kid. Kids do stupid shit. The fuck's your problem.
tooomanysteves
No, he's a teenager. Anyone old enough to be making "I fuck you mum" insults should know better than to ask for a 500-pound gift.
shhep
Are you 14? You sound like 14. "Old enough to be making insults"? What in the holy fuck are you talking about.
tooomanysteves
No I'm 34, as my bio says. Re-read my comment carefully, since you clearly misread it.
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SpockLobster
I'm so glad that threatening to fuck somebody's mother is still in circulation these days.
LeadByBadExample
I got it this morning.
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LeadByBadExample
Whatever do you mean?
n0n53n53
Your dad doesn't count
LeadByBadExample
My dad didn't tell me he fucked my mother, though. He did tell me he fucked yours.
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