DrGreenskies
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Rufus tax
mothmam
#18 one of the great things about tea is that it tastes good hot or cold
BearRaid
#10 and where does the poop go? That’s right, in the square hole.
sowhat4
#8 And what the grieving family can get in return for 'donating' these parts in a capitalistic system? Zero, a big fat 0. Ethics say they can't profit - even if they need the money for a funeral or final medical costs. Nope, that's not 'ethical'. Letting big business profit from it, well, that's just ... ethical. People can't sell their organs for money either as it's unethical. Dying because they have no money for medical care, well that's 'ethical'.
Lampmonster
#9 If you were at the top of the cathedral you'd be a grotesque, not a gargoyle.
EllawoodBlues
Hello fellow art history nerd
MichikoTheJungleFox
Those "___ is woke now" things are always funny to me especially because it often is the case that they're talking about something that has always been "woke."
drhobotron
#19 It obviously doesn't help that so much of modern media is low-effort. Much of older media required planning and deliberateness in creation and execution. Modern technology allows us to throw every single idea at the wall, because there are no cost concerns for doing so; no film to develop, no spools tape to manage, paints to purchase. Anyone can do it, which is the double-edged sword. It's absolutely fantastic that anyone can, but it comes with diminished quality and exploded volume.
twelvoclocklevel
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik
KalypsoKirin
#24 the romans taught the franks latin. The franks taught the normans fucked up frankish latin. The normans taught the Angles fucked up norman frankish latin. And the saxons were there. Now we have fucked up anglo norman frankish latin.
twelvoclocklevel
As long as that explains the middle class British accent, which I expect it does
Plifplafpluff
#5 that's finger mouse
skwint
Finger mouse was a plague rat all along?
PrincePiggo
The never stop to think a mouse
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
#8 ...Three hundred dollars a pint, you say?
Lontri
#35 I've been going to long camping trips since 2014 (during COVID I didn't though, only 5 days each summer) and it is awesome! I take lots of naps and just chill and enjoy life. I'm alone for a lot of the time, but at the end there's a metal festival with the most amazing community.
My plan for next year is going camping there for 40 days in total. Longest one was 34 days and it's been a while since then. I'm excited and slightly nervous lol.
VitaminJay
#29 already happened. This pic was taken 2 weeks after they closed.
subnetmask
#21 why bring skin cokor into it?
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
#12 Cut off a friend of 20 years recently. Long, complicated, boring, dumb story. I miss them a lot. I think a lot about them. But I will not forgive them and I do not intend to let them back into my life.
ColmCorbec
#8 haha the only way anyone is selling my parts is if it's one of those "I bought a laptop but a box filled with bricks and water bottles turned up" scams.
twelvoclocklevel
'dessicated Quark'
mixiekins
#21 if it asks for cinnamon, get Cinnamomum verum, NOT C. cassia; the former is easily found in the latin spice bags section, is way cheaper, and can be told apart by the simple attribute of being softer and flakier. If you can't crumble it because it's dense and hard, you have the latter, which, while having a dull bitter flavor, is also not good for your health to have in large quantities. The former has a somewhat orange zest aroma. Also recommended: long pepper (Piper longum, asian section)
DeadeicPrints
Flavor is amazing, spices are amazing. If that's all you want to taste tho, just eat the damn spices lol.
twelvoclocklevel
All it's sayin' is 'go for the gusto'. Every cuisine would be the same without ppl doing that
TerminalInterface
ntntnt
Seethreepeeoh
Is #1 Kevin Bannister's neighbour?
sombradeamigo1742
#5 that's Vicar Amelia
jimmythehat1
#28 who is the communist himbo? Worf?
meborp
That's what I want to know...
ToenailClippingsJar
Think so, given his human parents were russians in the series.
SansAandAnguS
Is bisexual terrorist Kira?
AmbassadorOfAndrew
He seems like the only real possibility, but he’s not nearly dumb enough to be eligible.
joepineapplesindrag
#5
johnblood616
Came here to say this
IslaNublar
Had the same thought. I was going to make a joke about not trusting that nun because I think she might plant a bomb.
rabbitron
-... -.-- / .--. .-. --- .... .. .- ...
skunkaway2000
A core memory! 😁
youshouldhaveseenmyotherusernamethatdidntmakeit
Scrolled all the way down to make sure this was here. +1
CuddlyCynic
Okay, it wasn't just me.
JapaneseGeneticists
My first thought.
meowingintensifies
ok, this one made me feel sad
;_;
EllawoodBlues
Here it's The Bay. Formed before Canada was even a country. Disgusting how they let it go downhill. Looking forward to the Spirit Halloween that will set up shop there
plastikb0y
#8 $1.24 for selling your skin is a rip-off
twelvoclocklevel
Feckin' ouch!
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
#3 not an American- who is #4 (lower right)?
Bastion144
Also not an American
DrGreenskies
Chris Martin from Coldplay. A CEO was caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert through a jumbotron, and the CEO stepped down from their position.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Thanks, I knew about the affair shit (hard to ignore) but am not into Coldplay
MichikoTheJungleFox
Yeah imagine being into Coldplay.
cenfou2tout
BusterWinkmeyer
#10 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enBsNzF5cWFzajhzbHQ2b3d1NzBhamhqNm1ycmVyam04M29lNjRrbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/a4kUaskDOZ5iU/200w.webp
BearRaid
Where does the wombat go to the toilet? In a cubical.
ThrashAndChemistry
#21 white ginger dude here, from the American midwest. Some 20-ish years ago, my college held a hot-pepper eating contest which I won. There were a lot of participants, and the event had a pretty big crowd. Most of the campus' sizable international community was congratulatory, but man, the full-blooded Colombian kid who took second place was PISSED.
Penthesilean
I mean…he got defeated by a white ginger dude from Cornville. He’s bought himself a lifetime of light-to-severe cultural heckling from friends and family.
JohnSatclaire
We walk among them, unsuspected and chronically underseasoned in restaurants.
drhobotron
That's great and all, but I think you might be conflating flavour with ability to self-flagellate.
ThrashAndChemistry
qwertdeep
As an Indian, I hate it when Brits think they’re finding the best curry by finding the spiciest one. Heat is only one aspect of the flavour profile and not even the most important
Necrothean
#21 Hahaha. No.
Would the, I would assume American from the entitlement, author of this truly tell Maria from Paris she didn't use enough garlic in her French cuisine just because she's white? It's not even a good rework of the "white people think mayo is spicy" meme. So if it isn't a good meme and it is an abysmal suggestion to perpetrate against food for the crime of being "white"m
Meanwhile, every redneck on earth owns five different hot sauces with individual flavors and textures.
qwertdeep
I dislike it how Americans think that their culture is white culture or that white culture is a thing. Midwestern European Americans and Brits are the “mayo is spicy” stereotype folk, Spanish, Italian and French food doesn’t have that same reputation. Eastern European food is diverse as well. Nordic food is meant to be quite bland too
astrangehop
I see what they're getting at, but coaching it in less nasty abrasive terms would have taken almost no effort.
Like yeah, there are a lot of recipes from the Caucasian American diaspora that are dead onfor larger ingredients, but don't lay out exactly all the spices and herbs you could put in because only so much fits on an index card, and we didn't have McCormick in 1890.
Gramma Ruth's Potato Salad, Apple Pie, Beef Stew or whatever have precise prep and cook times for slicing those potatoes…
astrangehop
Blanching and then frying them so the texture is perfect, but "parsley" is just a guide — you're supposed to have the generational oral tradition knowledge to throw in chives, tarragon, summer savory etc if they're in your garden just as easily as you use salt and pepper.
Rips4w
Yeah, it's depressing how perfectly acceptable it is to be discriminatory and dishonest about white people on this website. Their reasoning always comes down to, "Well, some white people are racist, so it's okay."
Fucking ghoulish, hypocritical behavior.
peterchen
No, that's not discriminatory. Besides, you can just stop identifying as "white", and ber done with it.
Rips4w
Id bother debating whatever moronic point you're attempting to make, but if you don't even know what "discriminatory" means, then that will require far too much time spent getting you up to speed. I'll just block you. You can choose to stop identifying as blocked as much as I can stop being white. Have a terrible evening.
oldguyexlurker
#29 Sadly, Spirit will probably have FAR fewer stores available this year, and significantly lower stock. So get in there early, folks. (Fuckin' Trump tariff chaos impacts on ordering and delivery timing. Just one more nail in our economic coffin. Thanks, Putin.)
EllawoodBlues
In these parts The Bay is now available. It was a company for 355 years now they sit vacant. So sad, really.
oldguyexlurker
Yeah. A lot of our "department stores" here in the US have gone by the wayside or become massively smaller over the last 40 years or so. I've put up Spirit signs on old Diamonds' store fronts, Sears locations, etc. (Did that as a contractor for 5-6 years about15 years ago.)
iguessihaveto
They've been doing better the last few years with having actual decent things that last longer than Halloween week, like better than Amazon clothes that aren't costumes and some housewares, so... you never know? Maybe they'll find a way to step up somehow? (Yes I know it's unlikely but I want to be optimistic about this one thing)
oldguyexlurker
Well, then I'll shut up and just let ya be optimistic. You go do you... (if you have to.)
Shaodyn
#28 In the first episode of Deep Space Nine, a black man is put in a position of power over white people, respects a culture he doesn't understand, respects a religion he doesn't understand, and tells his son he loves him.
Shaodyn
Within about 20 minutes, easily 4 or 5 "woke" things happen.
kbkrow
Wait is the communist himbo... Rom? Can't for the life of me think of who else that could be referring to.
RichardPotato
Came here to ask the same. Only Worf is missing, but... no
Shaodyn
Must be. I don't really remember. Point is, the whole show has been "woke" since episode 1 of the original series. Anyone who hasn't realized that by now hasn't been paying attention.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
They skipped Worf, but he certainly can't be described that way, and neither can Quark...
Shaodyn
Gotta be 3 things to be a himbo: kind, beefy, and stupid. Worf is just kind and beefy. Quark...well, I don't know much about him.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Quark is pretty much none of those things, and definitely not a communist.
Eldibs
Quark is kind on occasion. Not often, but often enough that Brunt hates him for it.
Samthetrue
He has the lobes of a very beefy Ferengi. He is also very generous, which is stupid in their culture.
Shaodyn
Fair enough. I suppose he's the Ferengi equivalent of a himbo.
CryogenicAce
Who is out there going ntntntntntnt to cats?
captapathy
Rave cats!
terribleferalfox
I understood that sound as the little clicking sound made by pursing your lips like you're going to whistle and lightly clicking your tongue against the back/top of your front teeth. Source: I'm that person
Tahroo
Tongue clicking sound is my guess.. and me, I do that. My cats respond to that more than pspspsps.. honestly never even knew people did pspspsps until the internet made cats famous.
MagicalScientist
I do the clicking, and honestly don't know what the pspspsps is supposed to sound like
Vebrandsson
I assume that was an attempt an spelling out the clicking sound some people make to get cats attention but onomatopoeia is hard.
AnxiousCuttlefish
Ohhh, okay. I read it as beatboxing sounds.
Hashbrown123
Tch, tch, tch
hiyo365
It's obviously "eck eck eck". :D
Hashbrown123
The is the sound cats use to call birds.
LokiOnTheCouch
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amE3dGZtbWx3NHJjazJ0NDJreTg2bHdzbGRiYnJvemh1M3A1enNnaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13ea4eXuOuQsmY/200w.webp
do7rkb5n
Ack ack ack ack