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Mar 10, 2017 10:59 PM
waspy17
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gimmehatwobble
That doesn't look right...
Str8Grizleh
I hate fake ass with a passion
Sibbelicious
Were you looking for a good time?
Maug83
Am I the only one who gets weirded out when women have a ridiculously tiny waist? I love an hourglass but some sand has got to get through.
jbulldozer
Things that make you go ew
Flowpaux
That ain't right
SGuiGGZ
Miss Asian Barbie
InJenius
Yep, thats definitely a bimbo
sweetpotato21
According to supernatural she is a demon
dumbfckjuice
Where... where does your food go?
HuggableTrash
Are surgical enhancements the only way to look kinda like this?
Dustbina
Genetic lottery and corsetry.
BipolarBat
Corsetry/waist training may be involved.
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artistsconcept
That'd be one weird looking baby
trogdorrulez
2 words....photo shop
JTesfer
I'm not sure it is: https://www.instagram.com/missasianbarbie69/?hl=en
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
so do people find this attractive?
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
yokaibeast
She can't get to close heat sources ahah
EadEchiC
So was anyone else a little sad that this wasn't a gif?
LokiShinigami
Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush her hair, undress her everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
MouseInAPinkCircle
Crowlands
Un fun fact! This song was forever ruined for me by my ex girlfriend requesting I sing it for her.
JoseyJoseph
Come on barbie lets go party
IFoldlyGo
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
fblonk
Overall costs: way more than a stable of Ferraris
imredheaded
I don't find this attractive, but it is impressive.
DireSickFish
I like it in stills like this, but I looked at some of her videos and it hits uncanny valley.
shreddedking
will her body even degrade after she dies with so much silicone in her body? at what point is a body considered a walking bag of silicone?
OpieWinstonliveson
the question though, can she speak in complete sentences?
sexualharassments
Doesnt matter if she can talk with those hips
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
Her butt really bothers me
Whiachy
Holy Mother of Surgeons
carefulwithmeIMbroken
Wow! So like how much per hour?
sithney
i have never seen this particular version of the Virgin Mary
cr777
.
malzacharia
This comment is severely underrated
Noob3rts
Holy mother of fakeness.
apolloscrewedmeover
Thank you up vote!
Cheapmonk
I agree, that iPhone can't be genuine
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
How do her organs even function properly?
RexNihil
They don't. She shits through a tube.
Promethianfire
I know. That coat is hideous.
theDpickle
Newtabincognito
That thrust though...
NoPhux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI&list=FLGJvdlzMsAwOzqx0xyan7ug
NixonDidNothingWrong
https://www.instagram.com/missasianbarbie69/?hl=en
MagicUmbrellas
.
cardkoda
I guess barbie works since she's so plasticy
Boreddude14
Hm
yoandhello
.
dingbatwingbat
.
snarftart
.
theDpickle
Mimsey
Wow. Turns out this pic is her one good angle. No headshot, can't tell her ass is fake, either.
Qtvpl
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PoppinLochNessHopster
so much butterf
Arachnoqobia
After seeing her instagram... This pic is better because I can't see her face "/
KlaatuVaradaNicto
You are an asset and deserve to be praised!!!!!!! http://i.giphy.com/xUA7biUek77Zx2r9oA.gif
FlippyFloppys
Doot
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS WITH HER FACE
Combatmatt
Its what happens when you try to be a barbie
toeshy
Plastic surgery is one hell of a drug
ZooseKatz
She has a face?
BaconWake
She's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.
ibespacejockey
Lol "man"
Kiez120
I don't see it. I think she is pretty. Fake but not dear god
Sheepyhead
Oh god I'm gonna yarl
Notracistgrandpa
.
Rojhk
.
OPsafaggot
.
GreyM62
+1
Haydanas
Hourly or nightly rate?
rugmiem
Penny
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
She could get away with minutely
HeirElfSquire
$3.50
Bogwoppit77
I like your optimism
woodbanana
viridianasovari
Yearly
canadianresidentsadd12dollars
About tree fiddy
BloodRavenO3
TREEᶠᶦᵈᵈʸ
Habilsucks
vwgasyoudead
I only got a dollar...?
JerfyMcGriddles
Better question is GFE or PSE
PoopholeAintALoophole
"Girl Friend Experience" and "Porn Star Experience"
S34N1C
You're a credit to the team
Aathole
Asking the real questions. And no PSE no deal
JerfyMcGriddles
No GFE no deal imo.
TwentyFifthBaam
...What is PSE?
EyeFarted
https://www.quora.com/What-do-the-below-terms-mean-GFE-PSE-BBBJ-Russian-Greek-MSOG-Daty-CIM-OWO-BBBJTC-BBFS (nsfw) Just to be safe.
coltonmk
I need to know this as well.
EyeFarted
https://www.quora.com/What-do-the-below-terms-mean-GFE-PSE-BBBJ-Russian-Greek-MSOG-Daty-CIM-OWO-BBBJTC-BBFS (nsfw) Just to be safe.
PoopholeAintALoophole
"Girl Friend Experience" and "Porn Star Experience"
TwentyFifthBaam
Ah I knew gfe but not print star experience
TwentyFifthBaam
Thanks
BlazeFischer
probably 2500 nightly
tiltedcircle
Pretty sure I could roll that out. And then still need more the next day. Just saying.
damnallthegoodnamesaretaken
Worth it.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
That's pretty low for an escort
omegaentity
Are you speaking from personal experience? You seem very knowledgeable!
PoppinLochNessHopster
I'm just going to go find a cash machine.
ayymamacita
I think I would get instant buyers remorse right after I nut soooo I rather beat my dick like it owes me money
denwallace
True, true...))
RandywithanI
There are some comments that just demand more than 5 points. If I could give you more I would.
Secondfunniestguyever
Thats alot of money for 6 1/2 minutes
biggulpshuhwhelpseeya
6 1/2 minutes?! What are you an athlete?
summitshow
You mean 30seconds?
BlazeFischer
a whole night 9f 6.5 min is about 110 rounds. I say worth.
Thaliel
You must be young. The gun doesn't reload that fast the older you get.
Secondfunniestguyever
Shooting air after the third round
FrostyOblivion
Depends on time spent between rounds. The night is long.
GorgeFloyd
Drink heaps of milk, your dick won't know the difference, it'll be like "yep, send it on through!".
wackywoohoopizzaman
6 minutes 30 seconds? What do you do with the remaining 5 minutes 57 seconds? I'm... asking for a friend
Secondfunniestguyever
Fake chow
beneottercumbersnoot
Cuddle?