mehtoesarecolddd
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I thought that would go better...
Jul 5, 2017 7:48 PM
mehtoesarecolddd
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hungoveratworkguy
Those people are the worst!
84USNGT
I'll get on his pyramid if he's on the bottom.
farthammet
It's a bummer, was eating lunch alone and guy comes up after some talk goes "I've been looking for someone to join my-" I stood up and left
Codox3000
"So first we have sex then we find 2 more people, then they each find 2 more people..."
LordTyrionOKC
The wife and I sell Monat. At least it's a quality product.
TheUtahn
"You seem like a sharp individual"
Salvad0R
next time laugh in his face and tell him how weak he is
MechaNinja
TheUndisputedLordofImgur
Congrats on theSex!
CidColetti
Ugh! Those fuckin people.
Cyrillus
I worked for Cutco for a month when I was in high school. I had to buy the kit that I sold from and I could only sale by word of mouth.
BanThisIfYouDare
Are you on the top of the pyramid?
001100010011001100110010
Pyramid scheme... three way...
cryogenian
Well he's Egyptian, what did you expect?
bobbynixon
As a business owner these "business owners" annoy me and the rest of the planet
didyoujustsayhello
have a friend doing ACN. funny how i haven't heard from her since i signed over my electric bill. almost like we're not actually friends.
byohzzrd
Hispanic? Herbal Life. Look good at math? Primerica. Old and wrinkly? Avon. Facebook? Essential oils.
MrPredator
So... are you a bottom or a topper?
mehtoesarecolddd
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MrPredator
downvoteacct
Yeah, had a very attractive young woman invite me over for dinner, then she started in on the sale.
strakur
so I take it you're single?
mehtoesarecolddd
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etotheipiplus1
Herbalife? Herbalife
usernamestaketoomucheffort
Be a host get cool gift invite everyone u know who would love a moo moo. What do u mean U don't have anyone to invite?? People dig moo moos
shmoopy220
Just like the Mormons. Those beautiful bastards are constantly harassing me with there good looks at school.
84USNGT
I had two pet Mormons one summer. A lot of work but a lot of fun.
BlueBerryElephant
*their
shmoopy220
Curse me and my illiteracy
CorneliusCornwall
Cutco knives?
BlameTheDeer
I got roped into doing that job in college. Worked for them for 2 weeks and quit because of the scheming.
ZaWarudoWRYYYYY
Hahaha something about the whole group interview process and then saying you got the job. While telling everyone else that they got the job
Krzyjoe
Not a scheme, you just didn't feel like working. I made 5k in one summer home from college with them.
ZaWarudoWRYYYYY
Certainly any job that make you buy their products before getting a paycheck is a scam. However much money you made they made x10 that
Krzyjoe
Good thing I made money before paying a dime then. Those things sold themselves, if you lost money it's because you were lazy.
BlameTheDeer
Exactly and we were specifically told never to sell to strangers only to family and friends. It was really freaky.
1metalnation
Technically not a pyramid scheme
CorneliusCornwall
It's a triangular ruse
samvimesbootstheory
Just as close to a pyramid scheme as it can be while still being legal. They're good knives but the sales process is despicable.
1metalnation
I agree that their high pressure sales tactics are shitty, but you don't get paid for recruiting, and you don't have to buy and resell stuff
dootjaypeg
DoctorYueh
***+++I JUST NEED 3 MORE FRIENDS TO HOST A PARTY AND EACH ONE OF YOU GETS A FREE POISON TOOTH FOR EVERY ATREIDES BETRAYAL YOU MAKE!!+++***
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
I love you.
SelsmarquisHD
Yueh get a tooth, and Yueh get a tooth!
BigBadBagelBite
Bravo
bumbump
I'm so sick of my friends trying to sell me LulaRoe clothing!!!
tokenhooker
Okay so I am too, and it's way overpriced, ($70 for a fucking tshirt?!) but dammit if that shit don't look comfortable as hell
highlandheart
Right? Like on principle I don't want to support that pyramid scheme but... Damn. Looks comfy and cute! Probably bad material though?
barefootbear
I own a couple of lularoe things... leggings are soft and comfy as hell, no holes or anything. Shirts are meh. Dress and cardigan are nice.
SheBitch
Yes. Look up their better business bureau listing
barefootbear
It's not shit quality but definitely NOT worth the price.
mckenna310
Technically those things are just multilevel marketing, not true pyramid schemes. Herbalife however is one. Watch Betting on Zero on Netflix
highlandheart
Sounds like a good recommendation, thanks!
MrGoodCat5
You should also watch the pyramid scheme episode on Penn and Teller's show bullshit. Good show btw. But not for little eyes. Just fyi.
metaspy
So what are you selling?
Banananet
Chocolate
IgoogleMyself
CHOCOLATE!
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Pyramids
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
What, are you saying you haven't heard about that weird wrap thing?
topshelfassistant
What are ya buying?
ToxicPineapple
The finest Colombian black tar you can get.
malaroo
Whatterya bouyin?*
Flashtro
Lmao love that merchant
shauntaco
Ahhh. I'll buy it at a high price.
jo3s
Welcome stranger !
zrXO
jejeje thank you
aGamblingGoose
The people that downvoted you don't get the joke. Spot on, friend
zrXO
nobody remember that game (it's a sad day)
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
Hope
ColoradoSky
I'll give you false hope by offering you in on my pyramid scheme, lots of money to be made
javer80
Lucky you. That's all they sell... but it'll cost ya.
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
What will it cost me?
javer80
Let's start with all your money and most of your friends
kisselFL
erocksock
It's not Amway. It's confederated products.
stopshoutingicanthearyou
Had two coworkers move out of state thinking Amway was going to make them rich.
ZetaRayBill
I used to work for a small town, and every year, a councilman held a mandatory "seminar" for all city workers. Even the cops had to attend.
NOTAlexJones
Fuck, this happened to me too! That girl was way too good looking to just talk to a guy on the street about his future...
TzarCowski
My parents got really into it
Patches3000
Fuck the DeVos
atimewizard
Literally had to talk an ex out of joining. Close friends were involved. I got called rude and bitchy for asking legitimate questions. Shrug
hmnbas
Had a boyfriend who started doing it. He's an ex now..
shiyal
Seen it. But have you seen this crazy wrap thing? It Works? Geez. It's worse than anything else I've seen.
DoctorWhoots420
God damn! I almost got sucked into this because I'm a dumb ass, pulled out when money was asked for though
pissant
Sounds like you are not a dumbass!
DoctorWhoots420
I guess so!
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
I live in Grand rapids (Amway's home) and my buddy tried to get me to join his "business."
tokenhooker
Grand Rapids Lip Dub on YouTube is my favorite video ever.
kisselFL
My grandparents got sucked into it 25 years ago. All their closets were filled with soap and toilet paper.
kamkor1
Hello neighbor
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
jizzypee
Me too!
GRMurph
Hi neighbor. Eastown here.
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Baxter neighborhood. Dunham and fuller!
kamkor1
Westside