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pastapancake
A good joke
DontTazeMeBrah
sweetlittlebee
Ate Tukwilla as well. https://youtu.be/Y1FFUBN1JYE
NickRivieraMD
I8NY
Rifneno
'zilla 98 ordered the Manhattan. He's the product of their incest, I think. Shit's wrong with him.
GrosseChung
I wonder what the plants in the background would be like if they were to scale
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Redwoods
cyno01
Yggdrasil.
captainireland
Big
thecastironcoder112
That's what she said last night.
RyanH42
Godzilla looks like Lrrr.
UnruffledTruffle
I read it in his voice
battery1979
Or Morbo without the large brain.
robdielemans
Should've put a maraschino cherry on it.
DigiT00l
There is, it is just very tiny
PictureArchiver
Remove the word ‘the’ in the caption to make it a better joke.
GoodBrotherGrimm
It's a reference to the cocktail. You wouldn't say "Who ordered Manhattan" for a drink, it would be "the/a Manhattan."
PictureArchiver
That’s the point though. The reference is for the drink, but Godzilla attacked Manhattan.
perseJeesus
Anyone care to explain the jk to my slow, stupid, ugly friend?
Billfromwork
I got your friend, fam. The waiter is holding Manhatten, New York instead of the Alcoholic Cocktail called a Manhatten.
perseJeesus
Lol how tf i didn't see anything strange on the tray. Ty dude ?
DidItForScience
According to the comic it's a Manhattan. ;)
Billfromwork
Gauntlet2013
Why are they mad?
HeavyBaryon
Alfred E. Neuman is always happy
Drakoth97
Resting kaiju face
StillPending2118
Failing marriage
Briqs
They wanted a Tokyo with a side of golden gate bridge
Pokachou
Why aren't you?
Th3Revanchist
They’re madly in love
catfingers
They've got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
frischcode
They've been waiting for 2 hours. If he comes back without our food I'm rampaging through Kyoto Martha.
DeaconJon
That and their Manhattan is cold now
DarkHourse
Godzilla spongiform encephalopathy
GrosseChung
Wat
tr0lleyjack
Ah yes, the human form of Mad Kaiju Disease.
Weblord
Hemorrhoids
Gauntlet2013
Ouch, the “burning” sensation.
homoerection
I had one so bad it made my right nut ache