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I periodically decorate sugar cookies for friends and family, and I got enough new shapes that I decided "spring" was as good a reason as any to try them out. Here they are in their undecorated state.
Lots of colors of royal icing.
Giving my friends an excuse to ask me "what does the fox say?"
Some pretty straightforward animals, I am trying to work on blending colors to give things a texture.
Moose and sqvirrel!
I was disappointed that I didn't notice the hore shape's similarity to Scandinavian dala horses until I got to the last one, but I will keep that in mind for next time. A little sloppy, but an ok first try.
Dragons, unicorns, and popsicles. You know, the big 3.
Bunnies, dragon eggs, seahorses, and fairies. Anything that needs to look human-esque is hard. The fairies are another first attempt that taught me things.
Detail on the seahorses, I got really into this decorating technique, as you can see later.
Tardi, dogs, bears, ice cream, and conjoined gingerbreads (from a friend's trip to the Mütter Museum).
The tattoo set was a major reason why I wanted to do this batch of cookies. It allowed me to declare my love for my friends' dogs in cookie form.
The internet lost it's mind over corgi cookie cutters a couple months ago, and I got tagged in at least 5 posts about it. A friend got me a set and now I have a decent idea of how to decorate them.
Easter eggs, because they did go out around that time, and I got really into that icing technique. The top ones have chunky sugar on them to give them a crystallized look. Also, Ninja Turtle and bi pride flag versions.
I like this batch of Chewbaccas, penguins are new (still working on their beaks), and I realized I forgot to give the dragons some fire earlier (my cousin calls this dragon shape a kangaroo lizard...)
Pac-Man, ghosts (made using tiny tulip cutters), Hawaiian shirt style hibiscus (for a friend who always wears them), The Monarch and Blue Morpho (I re-watched all of The Venture Bros while working on this project), baby dragons in eggs, and BEES!!
These were hard, but I like the results, especially the one with red sugar.
Then I packed them all up into boxes with the rest of the cookies (shortbread bites, sprinkled sugar, M&M, strawberry shortcake) and sent them off into the world.
No dog of my own, so I give you my aunt's WhozAGoodBoy for dog tax.
I stole my favorite comment from my post of holiday cookies for this title, because I still remember it months later. @stilltryingtofigureoutafunnyname
Since I have gotten the question before, yes I share my recipes. It was just dumb luck that I found good ones in the first place:
Cookies - https://www.marthastewart.com/966161/ideal-sugar-cookies
Royal Icing (you will probably have to add more water at the end, because the prescribed amount always is too dry for the smooth surface I want) - http://sweetopia.net/2012/01/royal-icing-recipe-free-illustrated-recipe/
kashmiir711
Nice work on the corgie buttholes
Fleaofpain
tittysprnkles420
Moose and squirrel....anybody else catch that
Shikariii
I have never seen so many cookies in my life! Amazing.
nonamejanie
I’m a half assed decorator and I want to tell you that this is hard as fuck. You are magnificent. A god of cookie icers. I’m so serious.
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
<3
Vixylisious
@op OMG! I wish I was this talented at baking! I have no where NEAR enough patience as you do! Bravo!
ShowMeYourBoardgames
Holy crap these are awesome!
mm0116
So cute!!
asmasm
What does the fox say?
lovethepool
I know you said they are dragons, but the ones in #13 remind me of the caped Gators in Fantasia
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
They are what your heart wants them to be.
Hiddenbehindmybeard
+1 for moose and squirrel.
bananascost10dollars
You are so talented! These look great! I love the foxes and corgis :)
UncleVenoM
Got damn I haven't been this gutterally impressed on Imgur in a long time. These are incredible, amazing, stupendous and fantastic.
yourmomscheese
Sending you my address in a PM @OP. No reason at all... just... because
alaskangoth
No giraffes. Blasphemy.
Zannataylor
Good lord the corgis. Did you see the corgis?
lottiesocks
These are absolutely incredible! You must have a lot of patience. I'm super jealous of the recipients of all of those cookies.
stilltryingtofigureoutafunnyname
Whoa awesome! Your shout out and these designs are all on point
threedelta
I thought the big three were Chewbaccas, unicorns, and popsicles?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
You managed a dala horse?
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
It was a challenge and needs work for next time, but yeah! I was excited to make the connection. (Also <3 Buster!)
Ludovycus
I feel a bit offended that you called them Scandinavian Dala Horses. I'm from Dalarna, Sweden, where they are made. Gw OP!
Dildotron9000
i did not expect something so bland could be turned to amazing, than again people have awesome art skills.
Gegenschein
jammyjamzz
ThatStoney
I want to be included as your friend!! These look so damn amazing. You're incredibly talented!!
offendingTheEasilyOffended
Tatoos
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
I knooooow, so embarrassing. I didn't notice it until I posted the picture. I could blame working til 3am, but I am a questionable speller.
LordChapstick
Wow... these are stunning. Can you adopt me?
RobertNAdams
adopt me too, I'm tall and I can change lightbulbs without a stepladder
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
Me too! I’m not overly smart, but I can lift heavy things.
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
Me too I can tell you amazing stories keep you company.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Dibs! Now you have to adopt me first, suckeeers
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Dang it, you outsmarted all of us
RobertNAdams
I double dog dare you to takesie-backsies your dibs.
one1deuce
YUM! @LSparkles
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Do you subscribe to every single list @one1deuce? Is that how you got your fame and fortune medal? Most subscribed user?
one1deuce
I'm not subscribed to anyone. I'm probably the person who does the most tagging.
LSparkles
I approve greatly of this post https://imgur.com/l5D4EIK also- this is a stickup- I require all of your cookies- gimme! @Tagaroo tag gli
Unyix
mistertriz
Yeah.... well... I can make a PB&J and only use one knife! So what do you think about that?!
jhawker27
TEACH ME
charlatanInthisScenario
your handy poop knife, i presume?
rockfireman
I use a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jam, fight me!
MyOwnWorstFriend
It's easy to only use one knife if you use a spoon for the jelly.
dogwoodtwist
Burn the witch!
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
That's amazing, I waste so many knives.
mistertriz
It's okay, not everyone can be talented. You'll find something you're good at one of these days. Maybe you can post on Imgur then!
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
That's why I love this community, so supportive.
LSparkles
@op You are such a treasure, there is an unreasonable amount of love poured into these edible works of art. I would frame -too pretty to eat
Marlysalt
But that’s the point: Edible art. It has a purpose. Ultimately, the love is to be devoured to fuel your day, allowing you to spread it ‘roun
LSparkles
and to dance everywhere and hug everything! Cookies made with love make the world a better place.
LSparkles
But they are cookies. And I have an addiction to cookies so really torn and sad. Because those are not my cookies.
DontBringAShootyToAStabbyFight
They should be eaten, there will always be more cookies.
LSparkles
I feel like this is somehow quite profound. Like stitched on a sampler profound.