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Jun 25, 2017 4:44 PM
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Chupacobra1
Who the fuck is Casey Ryback!?
greatbrono7
For fuck's sake stop attacking the man that keeps killing people right in front of you!
GeorgeGeef
He's moving way too fast in this.
TheBeardedDragon
I thought that was Jeremy Corbyn running him in the first frame
Noktifer
See, you guys talk all this shit, but he actually is an Aikido Master and would whoop most peoples asses. Acting aside, he will win.
LonelyBrannigan
FINISH HIM! YOU WIN... FATALITY!
gonzyom
To be fear his opponents weren't bigger than him.
nekrow
Did he literally stomp the shit outta the first guy
gingerjohnny
They stopped serving breakfast.
potentialfishnames
Did that first guy get stomped into chocolate milk??
SorDavos
I assume Steven stomped his intestines.
Pupusa
Why isn't he as a playable character in Mortal Kombat?
TheDizzyToast
Amazing
DarPhyve
"I'd like to return this burger" "I'm sorry sir, you already ate half of it".... murder everyone....
AlackofPotassiumcankill
Steven Seagull!
GoofyAsDuck
Nope thats me!
DeletedProfiles
SourKeysAreBest
Sterling Seabowl
SorDavos
If only he had taught Silva about how easy a leg snaps...
Myniggathatwasdeep
Didnt he shit himself or something?
ajpimpsalll
Yup. He thought he was good at actual fighting, challenged Gene LaBell, and proceeded to shit himself after being choked out.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Sauce?
FreakinSatan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y
thatjohndenverwasfullofsht
What in gods name was that
CleverClint407
I think he's a legitimate IPSC shooter and maybe champion but other than that fuck him and the B.S. he spouts.
biggusdickus12321
Kite man fuck yeah
BubbleGumNoel
At first I was thinking " why when that old guy got stomped did he turn into coffee ? " xD
GmanC
These Bitmoji are getting violent
Cebrail
Steven Chubbygal
srsfaceI8C
Wow, this is some OG internet shit. I remember this from high school. Newgrounds was the best site back in the day.
dfsmitty0711
When he rips that dude's spine & skull out and starts using it as a flail, that's where I lost my shit and burst out laughing.
MinnesotaBear
The Steven Seagal show for those interested....so old and so funny! When flash cartoons were huge!
MinnesotaBear
Link for y'all http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/587413
sunfried
That guy averages about 5 straight-to-video movies every year (8 released in 2016), and you can see he moves as little as possible in fights
Pullout69
The guy's old what the hell do you want?
sunfried
He pretty apparently has creative control over these movies, and his weak action is still stronger than a lot of the writing/editing.
GGCrono
Dude couldn't act like he was burning if you set him on fire.
halborski
I did not realize he was still making movies. I thought he retired like 15 years ago.
malikcarr
Did you somehow miss him in Machete or something...?
sunfried
Watching his new movies really soured me on his old ones, because it's even more visible how up his own ass he was, then as now.
Snooj
I'll stay away from the new shit, then, because Under Siege is still one of my all time favorite movies.
Ponca
Still would kick your ass tho
FoxLovesCats
Doubt
howmanydoscoulddindudoifdindudindonuffin
No, the man's a fraud.
Ponca
He's a fraud? He can still fight. The fuck
ajpimpsalll
He thought he was good at actual fighting, challenged Gene LaBell, and proceeded to shit himself after being choked out. look it up!
jeruseq
Not that I'm a fan, but he does study Akido in which that is a defining characteristic of the martial art.
jhorbhatol10
So is choreographing fights. Its basically martial arts professional wrestling. I was super dissapointed when i found that out.
jeruseq
Yeah, there is a reason only a handful of practices are actually used in real fights, some seem just for show.
ajpimpsalll
Yup. He thought he was good at actual fighting, challenged Gene LaBell, and proceeded to shit himself after being choked out. look it up!
jhorbhatol10
Yeah bro will do. There used to be videos of him giving advice to legit UFC fighters, and I was like WTF
ajpimpsalll
That was mostly a joke. He claimed to have "taught" Anderson Silva a kick he used to KO Belfort... that silva had used years before, heh.
Somethingswrongintheneighbourhood
It's funny, but Steven seagal actually believes he can do these things. He's really nutty
sacredgray
Don't forget he was the official celeb endorsement for World of Warships or something. Really weird.
NoNightDigging
A hero in his own mind. Shitty "blues musician" in real life.
Alozar
I think he probably could have at one point, but he's well past that now.
AllinBadTaste
"He's been teaching karate for like 35 years."
TheThundercookie
Tommy buns!
BeefQueef
I've been flying planes for like 45 years
Asterfix
I'm in my mid 20s with 30 years of experience
Pullout69
He's nutty but he also knows his shit. He's done MA most of his life and was the first Westerner to open an Aikido dojo in Japan. He's->
StrangePoster
Count Dante knew Karate too. Doesn't mean he can do all the bullshit he claims is possible.
Pullout69
Pullout69
Did you miss the part where I agreed that he is a bit of a nut? I know it feels good to chime in your 2 cents but you're not contributing->
Pullout69
Anything to the discussion.
Pullout69
Also trained guys for UFC.
tattoogigolo
KMFDM781
Breathes heavily
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Yes, "trained". I'll always remember him taking credit for a technique Anderson Silva had done successfully for years previous to "training"
Pullout69
What about Lyoto Machida? You babies are downvoting me but I'm not wrong.
ajpimpsalll
Dude. that was mostly a joke. Both those guys had used front kicks years before Segal "trained" them. They both laughed at it.
dentros1
He was also choked out by Gene Lebell and shot his pants, he was also blessed by the Dalai Lana, paid for it, but he was blessed 1/2
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Consider this @Pullout69, how many Aikido guys are in MMA? It is widely considered an inefficient system, CERTAINLY has no kicks, so why 1/2