Apr 28, 2020 11:07 AM
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Janiporo
I have no children, by choice. This is why.
FakeCheeseGrater
I have two children, can confirm
BklynPunisher
v
Crackheadpirate
She seems to have developed some sort of infestation.
nsaladbar
Yoga done fast style
AlteR11121
I sure do love condoms
johnblood616
This could be a great condom commercial.
eggmuffin
This is why I can't have kids of my own. I would slap them silly. Luckily, my SO feels the same way.
pizzaparty
I wish my mom would've had the self-insight to know she'd be that kind of parent. Thank you for protecting kids by not having any.
ufindjosh1
KainWhisper
ExGirlfriendSexPosition.gif
XplodingUnicornGlitter
I'm never fucking having kids.
BlackDragoness
I think she's actually a champ. Remained focused throughout, held all her positions, children were safe, calm, and interested. Hell yeah
louster
Agreed! I found this kinda adorable honestly.
probshouldntsayitbut
Definitely looks like a happy little crew.
Tourangeau1
Should have worn the condom those nights
DearAbbi
The patience of a gosh dang Saint!
fedeColorTerror
I have never understood how children have so much energy. I didn't understand that even when I was a child. I have a condition called lazy
somethingsomethingaskingforafriend
ignore the kid-ignore the kid-ignore the kid-move the kid-ignore the kid-ignore the kid-
TheSecondPiewackit
MuldoonJP
goku247754
Good god, control your children
arkhamfashion
is that a birth control ad ?
theobstruction
It worked on me.
KangDOTA
It is if you have half a brain.
Rasdwatrium
just or at least?
Punificent1
Lol im soooo glad my son's 17 now. I bet she's great mom.
Goku2012
Now he just climbs on other people's moms.
Zulljin4
SinisterBillMurray
nonamejanie
Right!? I was watching this thinking the same thing. My two are 13 & 16. I remember those days. Wooo
HelpfulCorn
Almost 13. Mine is even respectful when I'm doing yoga
Good kids are “made” not born. If the kids are well behave it usually is a result of good parenting.
AlwaysDownVote
OOH ANOTHER FUCKIIIING KID POST. STAHP
PaintedLady5519
Mothers are a child's first jungle gym
WhispererofWhoops
I like that rug.
crash525
Need to teach that kid personal space
rumandbass
Hahahah. Got any tips for that or are you speaking as a non parent?
You dont have to be a parent to know and know how to teach your kids space.
Tbh, you really need to be a parent to have a valid opinion on the matter. Babies don't respond to reason, period.
You must be doing it wrong then. I had raised my nephew when he was 2m -6y due to custody problems. You dont have to be a parent. No prob.
58dad
It’s funny watching how the kid never stops moving. So it’s not just mine. Props to mom on her level of patience and focus.
GreatScatt
Thats how my sister was. Watching movies from childhood is comical.
100PercentOrganicCringe
Yoga is relaxing. Children in your house on the other hand generally are not.
wombatmcgee
You never enjoy quiet as much as you do after the kids are asleep.
lith27
Do people no longer discipline their children? That kid is definitely old enough to understand no or stop...
Do people no longer let their kids have fun? I include my kids in my work outs and yoga. It's a ton of fun.
TheSecretLifeOfMsSnitty
Agree. It’s great for them. Get them up & moving. It can actually be a bonding thing once they’re older & can copy the moves. Mom was chill.
iatezola
if they were really annoying her, she'd move them. the toddler climbing on wants to be part of it, he's not being a jerk.
Exactly. He was just trying to join in. If he’d really annoyed her, she would’ve stuck him to the side with a another activity.
I am more surprised that, during all that, the DOG wasn't fucking with her.
texasdean
Thats not a nice nickname for your spouse.
TheCauseTheKidTheCourseTheCharm
For a second I read that wrong
Mityguy
Mom is the second victim
dangerousmelon
P-phrasing?
ASDusername
Dog is probably worn out by the kids too
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
My fave thing ever- behind my boss in a zoom his kids were jumping on the bed, while the dog was just bounced around & laid there EXHAUSTED
theycallmetatersalat
Dog seen the kids wanted to bother her so he went to take a nap
WhoCaresMan4realz
Now that’s what I call respecting a red line
Imakethingsweird
Not all dogs want to fuck their owners, Bront.
RespiratoryRandy
And if they do that they have only the best intentions
ThisUserNameIsNotTakenOMG
Step 1 of relaxing life: dont have kids
mcglirkymeow
48 in two weeks - my ovaries are still child free. It’s glorious.
remysgal
You know that insemination and gestation doesn't happen in the ovaries, right?
WingedFanatic
I don't want kids but I'm scared I won't meet someone I love who also doesn't :`(
margaretolson
I’m married and happily childfree.
thatprickleypear
There's plenty of folks who don't want kids out there! If I met someone who also doesn't want em then so can you
That's really encouraging, thank you! I'm only 20 so I shouldn't worry too much, but it's why my ex and I split a few months ago :(
I'm only 24! You've got oodles of time
Queble
I have kids and have not had this problem. Why? I know how to teach them boundaries. (Also: I don't do yoga)
how did you teach a one year old boundaries?
That's when you start teaching, but it will take years. It's ok to say no, it's ok to let children play and not be entertained by iPads....
and it's also okay to let them climb on you if you want.
Uh well it hasn't been years yet for this woman. Those kids are like 18 months and maybe 3 years old.
Janiporo
I have no children, by choice. This is why.
FakeCheeseGrater
I have two children, can confirm
BklynPunisher
Crackheadpirate
She seems to have developed some sort of infestation.
nsaladbar
Yoga done fast style
AlteR11121
I sure do love condoms
johnblood616
This could be a great condom commercial.
eggmuffin
This is why I can't have kids of my own. I would slap them silly. Luckily, my SO feels the same way.
pizzaparty
I wish my mom would've had the self-insight to know she'd be that kind of parent. Thank you for protecting kids by not having any.
ufindjosh1
KainWhisper
ExGirlfriendSexPosition.gif
XplodingUnicornGlitter
I'm never fucking having kids.
BlackDragoness
I think she's actually a champ. Remained focused throughout, held all her positions, children were safe, calm, and interested. Hell yeah
louster
Agreed! I found this kinda adorable honestly.
probshouldntsayitbut
Definitely looks like a happy little crew.
Tourangeau1
Should have worn the condom those nights
DearAbbi
The patience of a gosh dang Saint!
fedeColorTerror
I have never understood how children have so much energy. I didn't understand that even when I was a child. I have a condition called lazy
somethingsomethingaskingforafriend
ignore the kid-ignore the kid-ignore the kid-move the kid-ignore the kid-ignore the kid-
TheSecondPiewackit
MuldoonJP
goku247754
Good god, control your children
arkhamfashion
is that a birth control ad ?
theobstruction
It worked on me.
KangDOTA
It is if you have half a brain.
Rasdwatrium
just or at least?
Punificent1
Lol im soooo glad my son's 17 now. I bet she's great mom.
Goku2012
Now he just climbs on other people's moms.
Zulljin4
SinisterBillMurray
nonamejanie
Right!? I was watching this thinking the same thing. My two are 13 & 16. I remember those days. Wooo
HelpfulCorn
Almost 13. Mine is even respectful when I'm doing yoga
BklynPunisher
Good kids are “made” not born. If the kids are well behave it usually is a result of good parenting.
AlwaysDownVote
OOH ANOTHER FUCKIIIING KID POST. STAHP
PaintedLady5519
Mothers are a child's first jungle gym
WhispererofWhoops
I like that rug.
crash525
Need to teach that kid personal space
rumandbass
Hahahah. Got any tips for that or are you speaking as a non parent?
crash525
You dont have to be a parent to know and know how to teach your kids space.
rumandbass
Tbh, you really need to be a parent to have a valid opinion on the matter. Babies don't respond to reason, period.
crash525
You must be doing it wrong then. I had raised my nephew when he was 2m -6y due to custody problems. You dont have to be a parent. No prob.
58dad
It’s funny watching how the kid never stops moving. So it’s not just mine. Props to mom on her level of patience and focus.
GreatScatt
Thats how my sister was. Watching movies from childhood is comical.
100PercentOrganicCringe
Yoga is relaxing. Children in your house on the other hand generally are not.
wombatmcgee
You never enjoy quiet as much as you do after the kids are asleep.
lith27
Do people no longer discipline their children? That kid is definitely old enough to understand no or stop...
rumandbass
Do people no longer let their kids have fun? I include my kids in my work outs and yoga. It's a ton of fun.
TheSecretLifeOfMsSnitty
Agree. It’s great for them. Get them up & moving. It can actually be a bonding thing once they’re older & can copy the moves. Mom was chill.
iatezola
if they were really annoying her, she'd move them. the toddler climbing on wants to be part of it, he's not being a jerk.
TheSecretLifeOfMsSnitty
Exactly. He was just trying to join in. If he’d really annoyed her, she would’ve stuck him to the side with a another activity.
KainWhisper
I am more surprised that, during all that, the DOG wasn't fucking with her.
texasdean
Thats not a nice nickname for your spouse.
TheCauseTheKidTheCourseTheCharm
For a second I read that wrong
Mityguy
Mom is the second victim
dangerousmelon
P-phrasing?
ASDusername
Dog is probably worn out by the kids too
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
My fave thing ever- behind my boss in a zoom his kids were jumping on the bed, while the dog was just bounced around & laid there EXHAUSTED
theycallmetatersalat
Dog seen the kids wanted to bother her so he went to take a nap
WhoCaresMan4realz
Now that’s what I call respecting a red line
Imakethingsweird
Not all dogs want to fuck their owners, Bront.
RespiratoryRandy
And if they do that they have only the best intentions
ThisUserNameIsNotTakenOMG
Step 1 of relaxing life: dont have kids
mcglirkymeow
remysgal
You know that insemination and gestation doesn't happen in the ovaries, right?
WingedFanatic
I don't want kids but I'm scared I won't meet someone I love who also doesn't :`(
margaretolson
I’m married and happily childfree.
thatprickleypear
There's plenty of folks who don't want kids out there! If I met someone who also doesn't want em then so can you
WingedFanatic
That's really encouraging, thank you! I'm only 20 so I shouldn't worry too much, but it's why my ex and I split a few months ago :(
thatprickleypear
I'm only 24! You've got oodles of time
Queble
I have kids and have not had this problem. Why? I know how to teach them boundaries. (Also: I don't do yoga)
iatezola
how did you teach a one year old boundaries?
Queble
That's when you start teaching, but it will take years. It's ok to say no, it's ok to let children play and not be entertained by iPads....
iatezola
and it's also okay to let them climb on you if you want.
rumandbass
Uh well it hasn't been years yet for this woman. Those kids are like 18 months and maybe 3 years old.