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Went to see a movie with this guy, he talked really loudly the whole movie.
At one point he asked if I was ticklish and then tickled me multiple times during the movie. (Really pissed me off, I hate being tickled)
At one point when he left to use the bathroom I almost ran out of the exit to avoid more awkwardness.
Guys please don't do this on a 2nd date ever.
On the bright side Rouge One was really good.
GravyHavok
Rouge one deals with the seedy underbelly of the empire's cruel and unrelenting desire for rosy cheeks
TheLastVice
@SmoothskinBigot don't do this! ;P
shooter45
People who talk during movies.
sketchbrah
Rouge one. The crimson side of the force
fartharder
I hate it when people talk in theaters.
rainbowsigns
This is . . . not a confession?
forestfinagle
Trying to decide if this is worse than the leg grope
Vulpixislife
I could have been able to deal with that, tickles... Hell no.
shooter45
The best part of rouge one is when they get the plans for the lipstick.
Vulpixislife
Kemi337
RUINING ROGUE ONE SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
Drakhma
Never been on a date so id be nervous and not very talkative the entirr time
Vulpixislife
Never? Get out there!!
Drakhma
Neven been on one, never asked any girl out i couldent even talk to the girl i had a crush on
JustSittingHerePooping
My SO went to watch Rogue One with two mates from class instead of me. I dont think I can ever forgive that...
Vulpixislife
Rude!
dejadrew
Dinner and a movie is a stupid lazy date. At least go to the movie first so you have something to break the ice at dinner
YouNeverExpectedThis
FitnessSmurf
Don't be a b* and next time speak about what is bothering you.
2plus2is4quickmaths
*tickle tickle*
Vulpixislife
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Cptmike
but tickling is how men express love
Delta9and3
Yeah see that's why I always think going to the cinema is a bit of a mediocre date idea, my ideal time is 90 mins of silence/fixation.
Delta9and3
Though I will add, when going steady with someone sharing that experience in good company before/after does add to it and works well for me
secretlibby
I like movie dates. If you know how to watch movies at all, you don't have to socialize. Then at dinner you have something to talk about.
Shearfeather
If you live in Ireland, you could have been in my movie theatre. Guy talked behind me for the whole movie
treknor
you murdered him and have to hide now? write me.. I send help
Vulpixislife
Nope US. But fuck that guy
SuperheroLanding
PffftNext
God i loved that scene
Vulpixislife
SuperheroLanding
LosPer
Sorry you had to learn about his lack of social skills this way, but better than at a party...
spacesickvenus
valkrez
Real question: why do some men think it's SO fun to be annoying? It's not cute, sexy, or flirty. like they never developed past 1st grade...
liketheflower
i went on a movie date with a guy (super 8) and he kept trying to stick his tongue in my ear even after i asked him not to. i walked out
Vulpixislife
Holy shit, eww. Did you punch him?
liketheflower
I wish I had. I faked going to the bathroom and left. Super fucking creepy
Vulpixislife
That is super creepy, I should have done the same
LadyWidebottom
One of my first movie dates was with a guy who wanted to see The Devil Wears Prada. I wanted to see a horror movie.
LadyWidebottom
Needless to say, he got his wish and the relationship didn't go much further
ym1r
Horrorhounds unite! Everyday Halloween!
buttsexonjesusbirthday
Who talks during Rogue One?! you should've left and seen it again later.... that would've ruined the movie for me...
Vulpixislife
It almost did, but my love for Star Wars was much greater. Will probably go see again Incase I missed anything
buttsexonjesusbirthday
make sure its with someone that respects the film, and your tickling feelings lol
buttsexonjesusbirthday
make sure its with someone that respects the film, and your tickling feelings lol
sundevil14
Find a guy whose more creative, instead of a guy who'd rather watch a movie than actually talk to you
Vulpixislife
That was the problem, he wouldn't stop talking
brewfasa
There is nothing worse than someone who talks during a movie
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Unless it's a bullshit movie and you're drunk with friends. Then talking is pretty much mandatory!
AnyaBeboop
They're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
MightyGlowCloud
I love my best friend but I cannot sit next to her in the cinema without getting pissed off.
robotsalad
I have a friend who asks me questions about the movie as if we're not both watching it for the first time.
robotsalad
She also brings homemade food in really crinkly packaging which she opens incredibly slowly in an attempt to remain silent
Vulpixislife
Especially Star Wars
brewfasa
Please told me you ended it with him
Vulpixislife
Yes! Literally that night
brewfasa
Better off
Vulpixislife
So much, dating is hard lol I'm just gonna date my N64 now
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
People who want you to sit in the front row. Had a guy for a first date who was adamant about it. I said I'd meet up with him afterwards.
BangBangLuckyLuke
LadyWidebottom
I hope they filed charges for that hair as well, because that shit is criminal.
UnintentionalMasculineMicroaggressions
fair point
CP1919
HE ANNOYED YOU DURING STAR WARS? Props for not murdering him.
ThanatosElNyx
I'm pretty sure that would fall under Justifiable Homicide.
theleafssuck
I'm surprised no one else murdered him.
Vulpixislife
I really really wanted to.
WholesomeAsFuck
You should have
Elerich
did he at least buy the tickets and the snacks?
Vulpixislife
Yes
OneDayCatsWillRuleTheWorld
I would have punched him in the face for talking during Star Wars...
AMexicanStandOff
Murder Him.
CP1919
Strange you didn't realize he was a tool the first date?
Vulpixislife
Nope, my douchebag radar must me broken
CreativeToAFault
I recommend heavy artillery, if the radar is broken alderaan the problem
CP1919
Let's hope it got calibrated after that last experience lol
JoblessOcelot
Well in that case...
Vulpixislife
Hahaha
BigPapaJSR
It's kinda unfortunate because he obviously put him self under pressure to make a move and just isn't great at that. 1/2
BigPapaJSR
Was probably totally out of character for him and is kicking himself right now. Hopefully he learns to take it easy the first few dates.
hellpworld
Question @op why didn't you just leave
Vulpixislife
Would have been rude, he paid so... Uncomfortable free movie it was
hellpworld
I just don't get the point.Who cares how much he paid. If I pay 300 for dinner in a movie but I'm an ass or perv a girl has every right to
hellpworld
Leave when ever she wants.im</a> not paying for her time.im giving up something to do.but I usually go Dutch.i pay for dinner she covers movie.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
dates 1-4 should never be to the movies
popejubal
If you want to see a person and are kind of interested in the movie, then don't do a movie date. Vice versa = movie date FTW!
Anononononon
Movie first then have dinner, it gives you something to talk about during silence moments
sentientseven
Went to the movies with a girl as a first date 11 years ago; married for 6 years now with baby #2 underway. I think it went ok.
Schmedes
Don't make rules for dating...
airen
My boyfriend n me met on okcupid n went to te movies as a first date that was 10 months ago
DarthPalpatine
Depends on the people. I've been on a few first dates to the movies and some were awkward, some were good.
ProgeriaProstitutes
This guy... Probably took a girl to the movies on dates 1 to 4, and logged on to imgur to write this comment after she ditched him.
UnintentionalMasculineMicroaggressions
(something a girl once told me) Movies are great first dates, you have something to talk about afterwards 1/2
UnintentionalMasculineMicroaggressions
and if the chemistry is really good you can make out immediately – and i tend to agree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2/2
HPWombat
If you suggest "go bowling instead" you can just shut it. Bowling is the literal worst date you can have.
youdontknowmeanddontneedto
Aww, I love bowling :( why the hate?
HPWombat
As a first date, y'all are taking turns playing and there is no chance for conversation at all
evilspyre
Hey Niko! Its Roman, lets go bowling!
popejubal
"Bowling and let's both bring our kids" = literal worst date
TrijezniMujo
What else tho? Bowling is group activtiy, hiking (popular in Norway) is a bit creepy for a first date and restaurants are too formal
EyeOwnaQH
You could play putt-putt golf, or shoot some pool.
TrijezniMujo
No golf in my AO, pool, maybe. Eh, fuck it, I'll rather wallow in self-hate then blow my brains out in like 3-5 years or so.
EyeOwnaQH
Putt putt isn't like real golf, and even if you're bad at it it's something virtually everyone can do.
TrijezniMujo
I know, there isn't any here.
Balerion30
I respectfully disagree. I really liked going to the movies as a 1st date, followed dinner. It gave both a subject to talk about, and 1/2
ImBiggusDickus
I disagree with your disagree, no talking with a movie and you shouldn't have a meal on your first date. Try something fun like go karts.
LucifersNewGroove
Curious, why do you think you shouldn't have a meal on a first date?
ImBiggusDickus
Let me clarify, dinner is ok but not if you're eating with your hands like burgers or pizza.
Balerion30
Shit! *followed by dinner*
FaceOfBeaux
In that order it can be nice. But most people do dinner first. That's not good.
Vectorman2
even in that order, if things get awkward you might be setting yourself up for a 4 hour cringefest or the movie might kill the mood
poopstabber
You should have stuff to to talk about besides a movie you just sat through
AuntieNelle
While true, it helps to start with a safe topic to try somebody out before you launch into hopes, dreams and will we raise the kids Jewish.
Balerion30
The opinions about the movie could be enlightening about the other person's personality. Of course, knowing how to behave in a theater helps
LucifersNewGroove
I agree. My first date with my now husband we did this, thought it was pretty neat.
CaesarSaladFingers
Dinner or drinks is a must though. You can't expect to get to know someone by sitting quietly for two hours
LucifersNewGroove
I mean do you go on dates with people you haven't been talking to before hand? And also you still do dinner, just after the movie.
SmilingSamoyed
Couldnt that be done with discussion with any movie that you have both seen or is this special because youve only just finished watching it?
PsyduckIsMyFavoritePokemon
I would say part of the appeal is it being fresh in your memory and a shared experience. There are plenty of movies I've seen years ago 1/2
PsyduckIsMyFavoritePokemon
And enjoyed, but I couldn't tell you details of the plot.
InfinitusEquitas
Yup... this is my mo. Comedy followed by drinks, and then maybe dinner and the rest.
poopstabber
No way. So many things wrong. Sitting with a stranger at a movie, no talking, movie could be bad. Bad move
jtb1313
If you are to the point where you never actually pay any attention to the movie then I could see it working
Balerion30
Worked wonderfully for me so far
Vectorman2
You have been lucky it seems, this strategy is almost universally frowned upon in general for the first few dates
Absolutelydefinitelynot
I've never really dated, so I'm curious. Do people actually go on dates with strangers? Obviously from dating sites, but isn't that 1/2
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
you'd be surprised at how popular dating apps are. even if i go out with girls that i've met in other settings like school / work / bar, i >
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
still need to find out a lot more about them and get comfortable enough to move on to the next stage
Absolutelydefinitelynot
a minority? Do people just ask others out without any idea who they are or what their interests/ values/ whatever are? Seems like a burden.
poopstabber
I ask women out all the time. I guess I grew up in a different generation where it's not scary to talk to people
MyDangusYaDingus
This is how we did it in the olden days.
iliketoupvotethings
Totally agree! I didn't go on a movie date with my girlfriend until after we were married.
LucifersNewGroove
That just seems strange to me. Can I ask why?
iliketoupvotethings
Plenty of girls have been on dinner/movie dates and they always seemed awkward to me, just sitting in silence for a few hours. Instead (1)
iliketoupvotethings
we'd always do something more involved like hiking/exploring state parks, bowling, puzzles & wine, cooking with each other etc. Basically(2)
iliketoupvotethings
we would always try to do something/go somewhere one or both of us have never done/been to keep the dates exciting and different. (3/3)
strangelyaddicting
I never put a rule out like that... best first date I ever had was dinner at her place and a movie in pj's. 10 mins into the movie, no pjs.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
You were at her place watching a movie, you did not go to the movies
EyeOwnaQH
Also if you brought pjs to a "date" then it wasn't really a date.
AliBarber
What's your point though
InfinitusEquitas
If you're having dinner at a girls place, she wants to fuck, end of story.
missleadinginiformation
Pizza and fuck
strangelyaddicting
Obviously. :) I guess my point was... don't put out rules like "no movies on dates 1-4". A movie might be EXACTLY what she wants.
imfatfearme
But I'm boring if I'm forced to talk.
InfinitusEquitas
That's why you have the movie to talk about.
mormacil
Go to a museum, talk about art.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Where should they be to then?
Workingandtwerking
Coffee, Fun day out, Lunch and Dinner.
usquixoticparvenus
A remote patch of forest off the highway. You are free to talk, but if you want to end it, just whisper "they'd never find a body out here"
DoctaAmazin
Movies are bad ideas for first few dates because dates are for getting to know someone. Can't do that in the cinema.
Assfullofbread
Strip club, sometimes they even have food there, so its like a 2 in 1 date
StationMasterBabbleAxe
Anywhere to hold a conversation. Museum, coffee house, restaurant, park, bar, etc.
Isorikk
Not the movies, jeeze
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Dinner, park, museum, basically places you can talk and share opinions and interests
HeroThatWasNeeded
What if you get dinner post-movie and chat/
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
That's still a lot of time not getting to know each other
Vectorman2
Also if the movie sucks you both have to sit through it then pretend like it didn't just suck the life out of you afterwards
ImOvertheBorder
Dinner, drinks, walk at a park. Movies don't let you get to know the other person.
HeroThatWasNeeded
What if you go get dinner post-movie and chat?
ImOvertheBorder
It would probably depend on the person you're taking on a date. Everyone's different just have to find there interests
Davld0811
Get creative, nothing says lazy more then a movie.
0ih469qy
What if both of them expressed interest for rogue one during first date?
Davld0811
I guess that's ok, if she really wanted to see it, then yes. First dates aren't my specialty but I like to get more creative.
dejadrew
Anywhere that talking is appropriate
Vulpixislife
I just wanted to play my 64 in my onesie
Iratesquirrels
If you know the person likes video games an old fashioned arcade is always fun! Or bowling.
Viperblight
Hell, that would be a great date. Too bad all the crazies make you have to be so cautious for the first few until you figure each other out
Vulpixislife
Exactly!
zenatsu
I mean, i got Mario Kart if you think you can handle me. Even have the SNES version too, if you wanna be suicidal about it.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Next time just stay home by yourself then!
alwaysforgetmylogin
There are bars tgat do this minus the oneie.... Probably plus clothes though.
Vulpixislife
Damn, naked gaming is second best to onesie gaming
toneman238
Semphir
anywhere you can talk....only retards conversate in a cinema
HeroThatWasNeeded
What if you get dinner post-movie?
Semphir
it's still 2 hours of just sitting next to each other and not speking before the dinner...its kinda weird...
mormacil
Just have dinner? If you can't talk on a first date that speaks volumes about your Chemistry.
starlordsfather
Only retards use the word conversate
SmashMyPumpkin
Dinner, mini golf, gun range, museums, general fun shit
Davld0811
I'm super tired, I read it as range, museums, funerals... Lol I thought, damn that's intense for a first date.
undyingFLAME
That's a good list, I'm gonna use that
Klingon00
Wouldn't movies constitute general fun shit?
Snaggley
My mind mixed fun and general into funeral and I was very confused.
Vulpixislife
Omg that would be really awkward as a first date. "Wanna go to my GMA's funeral with me??"
seduso
...gun range?
missleadinginiformation
Oh yea. Soooo many girls haven't either been to one or as a first date.
akalien
Yes, it's fun and you can figure out where they stand on it, sort of a beginning "do our views align enough for this go work"
Nigglesnush
Sounds fun!
0ih469qy
I thought what it would be like, in my country, to do that. Oooooh boy.
bluefacepaint
If a guy ever took me to a gun range on date 1-4, there would be no date 2-5.
Vectorman2
Because you would move right into a committed relationship? You should still do 'date nights' but I get ya