OMG I'm stuck

Mar 2, 2018 3:39 AM

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HMC while I am getting off a chair !

I think it's safe to say which blood test she is getting.

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How the fuck did you get in? Reverse the god damn process.

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Lol doctor be like I spent 8 years in school for this

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Yeah, she gets through life because of her boobs, not her smarts.

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Yeah I’m more or less that stupid

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IMA STRONG INDEPENDENT WYMAN I AINT NEED NO HELP

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Hella cute when she realized what she had done though

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She just got 100% from her drug test

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I thought this was gonna be a porno tho

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just happen to be recording at this exact moment

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I've seen this porn.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Except it's not

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She thought it was a “fake nurse” Porn shoot.

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To many tide pods

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THICC inside, THICC outside

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Wow! a whole 4 pixels!

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seems staged why would someone be recording and why tf she only got a bra on?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Google her Maripily

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because she's only got a bra on, because someone is recording.

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Her name is Maripily...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah bro, can't be her. Her boob gap is not that wide. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol that's Maripily, María del Pilar is her name she's from Puerto Rico, she's started as a model in TV shows everyone knows her because

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She plays Dumb all the time... Look for her memes... Maripily memes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jaja bro, soy de PR, la conozco bien. Solo hacia una broma de sus tetas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaya PR en la casa!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how she's doing after testing positive for being a dumb bitch?

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Na, she just received too many vaccines and got autism.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Sheesh, I thought it was funny. people panic when they think theyre locked in and restrained. I wouldn't consider her dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

"please sit back down. after seeing you do that, we need to discuss birth control"

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Calm down man ppl make mistakes

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

How were you after you were told you were positively a dumb ass?

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Why is she semi-naked?

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That's her "going to the doctor" outfit I guess

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

They might be measuring to check for breast cancer

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Pap smear? I dont even know what that is

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Might not have been able to roll up her sleeve

8 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 3

Haha seems probable

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She couldn't work out the chair table trap so I imagine the sleeve would have been a challenge

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She gets lost finding the head hole in shirts

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I live in a spring break beach party town. That's a bikini, she threw on leggings to go to the clinic, probably still drunk.

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My wife works at one of those clinics, and I've got $1 here that says that girl is either there for Chlamydia or a mild concussion

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Since when do dentists have stethoscopes?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She saw the phone\camera and put some clothes on.

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Shes on her way to work

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

America.

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Making it easier for the mammogram?

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Cuz she’s semi-dressed.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Because ho is life

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u must b (semi-) new(d) here

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Because her mama never taught her how proper ladies who don’t work on the street dress for a doctors appointment.....????

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How hookers give blood

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Why aren't you?

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sup

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Cause I'm full naked!

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you're alright, DPHENS

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Cuz she’s getting her blood drawn. Duh!

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How do you pose blood?

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One could roll up a sleeve, but me myself also believe that the doctor should witness my nudity in all its greatness

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a joke

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I have to confess something, I was also joking. I dont strip naked for my doctor when taking a bloodtest.

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This comment is an example of the dumb shit you say sometimes.30 yrs as a nurse I have never seen someone take off a shirt for a blood draw

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 27

Holy fucking cow do you take every comment on here as seriously as you took the one I made?

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Sometimes you say dumb shit

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I don't think people get it. Nice move. +1

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Why does theonlyblackwidow only have negative comments? Check their profile. Troll, yes?

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Yup I’m a total troll lol

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v

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God is he beautiful...

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He's so unattractive yet attractive at the same time.

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Shouldn't he be laying in a sarcophagus in New York?

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Topical AF

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Snafu getting flashbacks from iwo jima?

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I remember watching that when it first aired. That was his breaking point.

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From what I remember you didn’t see him really break, but more just accept the bullshit

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Such a good episode. I have thoroughly enjoyed Mr Robot

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Maybe break was the wrong word. Flipped? I remember him thoroughly lashing out at Sledge and the two had a shouting contest.

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What’s this guys name?

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Freddie Mercury

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Elliot alderson

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Remi Malek. He's great!

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He should be played by a real Egyptian!

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*Rami Malek

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Gah, I knew that looked wrong. Thanks for the correction

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bitch, did you forget how you got there?

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Omg I've been laughing at your comment for the past 5 minutes lol

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In my experience people are often nervous in a doctors office and and get clumsy

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This is where good looks won't help you.

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Drugs are a hell of a drug

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BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!?

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WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF! 1234!!

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what is this? i need souce

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World books. There are 6, manga style, short reads (sadly). Theres also a movie! You can buy a 6 set on Amazon for ~$20

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Scott pilgrim vs. The world

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.

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thank you kind person

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's the shock related to fear of injury (yes, they're actually safe). Some people iose cognative ability for a short period.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Happens in airplane accidents. People forget how to undo the seatbelt because of this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This happens to me. They don't let me stand up until I can form a coherent sentance, so I don't immediately fall over.

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Sentence*

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He fell over.

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nice

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She stucc

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Then she succ

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but most importantly she dumb as fucc

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Nice

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