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whereTheYogaWomenAt
Steve Irwin reborn finally
Jugofpcp
Fucking shit that's cool. Dude is going to be very confident bc of that
cannotgetaxeout1
The movie soldier?
WildfoxOne
"thats fucking metal dude"
terrorofthederp
Good to know Lorenzo's oil right.
pfreis
Only in Italy will an enfant confuse a venomous serpent for mama's spaghetti
LivioRazlo92
I think they gave him that hardcore name after the incident. After he /earned/ it.
animal531
+1 for using venemous.
GRIMobile
Hey. Why is a 1 year old playing in the garden unsupervised? We the fuck is wrong with these people?
aguacatedeldiablo
Good thing it wasn't poisonous
ArdentSlacker
Just venomous. And, really, this is a best-case for a kid putting shit in his mouth.
mexxxis
ArcticSnowPup
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/brazil-17-month-old-boy-strikes-back-venomous-snake-killing-it-one-bite-1526989
GregAllen024
I'm thinking they should feed that kid.
RonSwansonstuntdouble
dylf
Article says 17 months but 12 months or 17 months, who fucking leaves there baby that age unattended outside?
BlueLanternBraxx
skelitor120
"Darn"? Does he really say Darn?
BlueLanternBraxx
Yes
Arcanum3000
Twist: Lorenzo just likes biting animals to death.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
So I guess that means he gets advanced placement in the green berets?
poorwhitetrash
"I'll take things that never happened for $1,000 please, Alex"
xmaneds
Latino fox news (covering Brazil): http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2015/11/03/brazilian-boy-bites-kills-poisonous-snake/print
phillies13
That kid looks 3 at least
terrorofthederp
Good to know Lorenzo's oil right.
billymaditsdone
"Ever since he was born, Lorenzo knew how to take care of himself...Plus, he don't listen to me" -Mom probably
Bluepolog
What white family names it's kid "Lorenzo"
AllYourBaconAndEggs
A Brazilian one. Or Spanish. Argentinian. You get the picture.
Shaga42
News flash : white people aren't all american.
noon3r
Lorenzo was raised by wolves.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
*cows*
eltuna
By mongoose
swinglinered
mongooses
SwarzeTrauer
By honey badger
d3a3n
Rikki Tikki Tavi is very proud.
SpoilFlunk
criedlin
He's probably Australian
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ImgurDoc
It's a rite of passage here
SL4pthePANCAKES
Cunts fucked
Jowler
STRAYA!!!
FIrecharge44371
Australian Heracles
xmaneds
Brazilian: http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/04/toddler-bites-venomous-snake-to-death-5480084/
flygonbreloom
Yeah but Brazil is basically Queensland on crack anyway.
thyshields
Must not be living here in Australia anymore, we don't have vipers.
HugfordBlops
All the spiders got 'em.
PMMeSamusAranSmut
All thanks to this kid, wow. That's incredible.
Wookieoo7
My thought after the nose exhalation of humour.
TimTamSlam128
Australian children do this on a regular basis. It's where they get their protein from. Snakes are good eating
opqrstu6
Thavage
NMD0102
Believe it or not, this was from a political ad in 2012. I like to think we've come a long way since then.
plainoldfool
It's a spoof of the Herman Caine ad. This is Mike Tyson.
iJordon
Hi Mike Tyson.
plainoldfool
HD226868
And not a single source was given that day.
LeFakeDonaldJTrump
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/brazil-17-month-old-boy-strikes-back-venomous-snake-killing-it-one-bite-1526989
NATA5
I'm still wondering how the chain of events unfolded.
asm80dfa8sdfj
"Oh look, a toy and I'm a child and put everything in my mouth, lets bite it"
HD226868
Thank you, random imgurian!
devilzadvoc8
thank satan
HULKSMASHMOUTH
*cough* *Bullshit!* *cough*
cyberspork
serual killer you mean
Renza0
I would love to know how this toddler supposedly got a hold of it and bit it to death, without being bitten by the snake first
FuzzyX
I am sure the snake just wanted to flee. The kid saw a toy and like everything into the mouth.
MethelyneBlue
Working with kids who have mental health issues: this isn't unbelievable to me at all. We've had clients do worse.
Anyport313
I'd believe that a kid would try but i do not believe that a adult viper would not kill him in the confrontation
sithchild2014
My brother-in-law has cracked that wire-lined security glass - twice. I believe it.
Renza0
I would love to know how this toddler supposedly got a hold of it and bit it to death, without being bitten by the snake first
SpoilFlunk
Exactly!!
Flyndaran
Maybe if the snake was just slithering by when this psycho ape grabbed it biting its damn head off. Snake did nothing wrong!
eazolan
There's only one way to find out. Bring me toddlers and a basket full of cobras.
Dravit
I would like to purchase exactly one ticket for this performance please.
Genbuthesaint
Ah yes, let's be scientific about this. Bring a camera as well.
Gorapora
Well, snakes don't actually go around *trying* to bite people, but kids do go around putting *everything* in their mouths. Plausible.
Renza0
yeah, but snakes usually seem quick to be defensive around other animals, seems odd that a slow shambling toddler could get the drop on it.
xmaneds
Stuff.co reported this: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/73626794/Brazilian-toddler-bites-a-deadly-snake-to-death-in-his-own-back-yard
ChickenVegetas
I'm not saying it's bullshit but it does smell really bad
Yavin1v
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/04/toddler-bites-venomous-snake-to-death-5480084/
TheUnnster
If that name doesn't scream "credible source" then I don't know what does.
Yavin1v
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/04/toddler-bites-venomous-snake-to-death-5480084/
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
A corrupt politician after 24 hours of torture.
Tassyr
Being lenient I see.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Not if I give them the four lights torture.
PrairieFarmGirl
Heracles! He has returned!
tankytaurus
Testicles?
cocochronic
Hercules? You mean hunk-ules!
TestTickCoals
I always liked that he was named after the one goddess who fuckin hated him. Ultimate pettiness.
rshini
Does make you wonder if at some point he was Hera's child or chosen champion, but Zeus co-opted him
Flyndaran
Your hubby rapes a human who has a kid and names it after YOU? I imagine quite a few humans would take it personally.
AnalTelescope
To be honest, I wouldn't know how to take that.
Flyndaran
We modern humans at least try to think before we act on raw emotion. Gods don't play that human game of forethought and logic. lol
OhCommentMyComment
Hercules?
IchBinEinMclovin
HERAKLES you barbarian
PrairieFarmGirl
Yep same guy just Greek.
OhCommentMyComment
Thanks, learned something new today
BionicWaffle
Honey, you mean HUNKules!
lacydawnn
Yes.
Xathraphor
According to the original myth, Zeus named him Heracles (glory of Hera) to placate his wife. Obviously, it didn't work very well.
PrairieFarmGirl
Hercules is like the Roman repost.
beastdude2003
I love you comment.
beastdude2003
I love you comment.
PrairieFarmGirl
Thanks!????
Tigerblab7
I think you have that backwards hun
PrairieFarmGirl
Heracles:Divine hero in Greek mythology, son of Zeus and Alcmene -- Hercules Roman name for the Greek divine hero Heracles
Tigerblab7
I just realized that actually, haha, my brain read Hercules, I did not see the "A" thank you though :D
UmbrellaCorps
Yes! I love that you spelled it right! Fuck the Romans and their bastardization of good mythology!
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
Wouldn't it be spelled correct as Ἡρακλῆς
AwesomeFox42
At the very least with a k
Dinodude65
Different cultures are wrong!
Dabachusetts
To be fair they basically stole greek mythology and renamed everyone..
DawnTakeYouALL
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