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It covers 1,485.5 acres (601.16 ha; 6.01 km2; 2.32 sq mi) and contains around 5,000,000 bodies :o
DavosTheOnionKnight
What a pointless waste of space. Cemeteries everywhere; not just this one.
Voric13
People are dying to get in there!
neallo
It's where the inventor of the cross word puzzle is buried. In the main gate...then 7 down and 15 across!
CaptCorgi
Fuck you you clever lil shit
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
The gif really makes this.
fizixx
I thought the middle east was the world's largest cemetery
AlessandroTuns
This will look amazing, If in irak celebrate " DIA DE LOS MUERTOS"
Swedishbouldering
From above it looks like the millennium falcon
txronin55
Was looking to see if I was the only one who thought this.
Denamic
A matter of time before that's bombed too
JAINARF
Don't wanna be around when judgement day comes.
sellcrazysomewhereelse
Looks like the saddest place on earth.
chloramphenicolderivative
It's actually bigger than the state of monaco
housev1l
Wow. You'd still have to pack an overnight bag to visit grandma.
Ruik
Pack a meal too, because, well, you know.
SirTinyPenis
Let's eat grandma
SirTinyPenis
Let's eat, grandma!*** Punctuation preventing necrophilia
Ruik
Lezio
Working towards a new generation of oil.
trismegist
I bet people are DYING to get in there!
feeltheice
For a while it was a rolling battleground
doctorsnextxompanion
And you must be a Dad
SlimySlimerson
It's so dry I'm guessing it's a grandpa
whulfy
*badum tsshhhh*
gypsy1736
Well, it is the dead centre of town.
FrozenPotato609
Dad?
GifMagister
Thats a grave understatement
nameisunavailable
ba dum tssss
sombient
kickoat
Cemeteries and country clubs, the biggest waste of prime real estate.
doctorbees
Skeleton War base of operations.
austonkite
The man in #7 got me.
boogeylove
Place looks kinda dead.
SpeckBacon
Now that is a necropolis
Badgerpie
Good luck finding the Lich's phylactery in that mess!
TychoTheMad
*Laughs in necromancy*
Chronomechanist
Where NOT to be when the zombie apocalypse starts...
medlam
Wait, do zombies come *back* from the dead? That sounds more like a 'revenant' or a 'ghoul', to me... <_<
FloodingWaters
this is why Hogwarts needs some general education classes, because only an ignorant would hide a horcrux in the room of requirement
Vambee
It is literally a room full of other people's discarded shit, how on earth would one think they were the only one smart enough for it
FloodingWaters
and it provides whatever the entrant needs. "i need a horcrux" ba-da-bing ba-da-boom, horcrux.
Alfadorfox
I keep thinking there have to be reasons why obvious stuff doesn't work. Can't have a horcrux inaccessible to everyone because the creator…
Alfadorfox
…needs to access it for some reason, can't just horcrux a grain of sand on the beach because there are ways of detecting them…
Alfadorfox
otherwise Voldy could have just made one immune to crushing and dropped it in the middle of the ocean. G'luck finding that even w/gillyweed.
EvolvedLurker
I mean, isn't that the same problem we have in real life? Specially in the U.S. Magic can fix that. Lol
shimmernshine
Wadi al Salaam = Sea of Peace, right?
HermeneuticalQuandary
Valley not Sea
shimmernshine
Thanks.
OrderingTacos
It's a Shia holy site.
Sumtinstink
Not the place to be when the dead rise.
RidgeRunnerJr
Needs to be bigger
MuffinProof
I put on my robe and necromancer hat.
TheVampireDante
BannedAcc1
No wonder the Middle East is loaded with oil.
JAINARF
...fossil feul.
Mansooratyale
believe it or not, people actually get lost (esp. children) then were found dead of thrust, mostly during summer heat
rmiGod
thirst maybe? ...
ITalkAboutGoats
Well, it is the Middle East. Either is probable
IsaacNuetron
A few trees would brighten it up a bit.
Zahnradfee
There are a few already. But only a few.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
I'm thinking something for shade at least. Looks hot as Hell there.....get it ? Cemetary ? Hell ?.....No ?.......I'll let myself out.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
shakinmyhead
And where would they get water?
StonesOnTheHill
Tears of the mourners.
CanOnlySayYes
yes
ViciousOtter
The roots system could harvest the water from decaying corpses. But then you would have to feed the trees with dead people regularly.
Schabenbaron
docHolidei
That's in the desert bro...
PoesCrow
All those bodies have to leave the soil rich, right?
Ooolovelyjubbly
Stick a couple of drawings of trees up. Done
lDontWanna
so palm?
TheActualDonKnotts
Is not having a sense of humor considered a disability?
WaterDragonHaku
So a few cacti then?
millanbel
And camels
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
+1 for using cacti. I'm a fickle man.
SeaShrew
Cacti, cactuses. Either is fine, but Cacti is actually the latin plural and cactuses is the english. Both are correct.
FrozenPotato609
Trees can grow but muslims believe some trees house Jinn which are basically devils. Trees are usually on the puter perimeter of graveyards.
FrozenPotato609
Outer*
Shamorza
As a dude in Iran: I have never heard of such a nonsense. The reason Najaf cemetery is so barren is that it imports deceased Shia 1/3
Shamorza
2/3 Muslims from all over the Middle East, therefore every inch of the real estate is super expensive. Otherwise, trees are planted in
Shamorza
3/3 Muslim cemeteries if the climate allows to do so. Here in northern Iran for examples many cemeteries are dotted with tall trees.
Tentaclesan
what kind of trees??
Paladin714
Wow, how do you find where a loved one is buried?
Adiktedgottaregisternow
My thoughts exactly. How do you find grand'ma ?
rmiGod
you talk with the npc at the entrace and an arrow will guide you to the right spot
esracoon
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
moai
with all due respect, cemeteries are a waste of land!
Juicemaloose
In this particular area I doubt many valuable resources were wasted.
yakattak10
Yeah honestly this seems like an ideal place to have a cemetery instead of in the middle of a city for that very reason.
graemeklass
Do you know that people living in Baghdad are not allowed to be buried there? Do you know why...?
graemeklass
They need to die first.
RepostFromLastWeek
Guess before googling it; wrong kinds of Muslims.
RepostFromLastWeek
Couldn't find the reason, so I'm guessing its an myth/urban legend; also Baghdad is mostly Shia and that graveyard /1
RepostFromLastWeek
is the most desired place to be buried for Shia's so my guess was off. /2
previoustopcomment
Dude, its a joke. Living people can't be buried, at least not if they want to remain living.
shiyal
Yes, Dead Muslims are buried. Living ones are not.
cyanidkatharsis
Don't they bury some of the live ones under stones?
shiyal