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Nov 15, 2017 2:47 PM
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MoodyMoose
Plot twist: I've killed before
TechKiddz
Yeah but Batman is worth at least 1,000 so...have fun I guess you psycho ;D
Pirunuk
But what if you were already a killer?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Considering Gotham, the number of murdre victims would go down by hundreds if not thousands though.
Cyanrose35
That "I guess" comic is the best thing on the internet right now. Lol
itsthehair
Unless you were already a killer and didn't create a new one in you by killing a known killer. Then continued your killwr killing spree.
rhombusrightangle
If you cut a hole in a net there are less holes in it...
Mailvirgo
https://imgur.com/Mw9DP85 Damn right
jizzinthapus
But what if the dead killer’s ghost comes out and spooks me good till die? What’s the number of killers then?
RawSauceNoKetchup
If you put all killers in one room and let them kill each other you will get most of them killed and no new killers
Direfury
I mean, if you have them all in one room, why not just gas 'em and get rid of the whole lot?
Kryalis
My exact thought to the quote
DefenderOfDog
killing criminals is like layes bet cha can't kill just one
CertifiedLurker
What if a killer murdered another killer then it would reduce by one.
InigoMontoyas1stsword
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx35obZjWc1qam3y3o1_500.gif
TheManInTheWall
But then theres more killers in hell
LordIronskull
The total number of killers who ever lived still goes up regardless.
OzzyKnight
Just remember boys and girls: All good nihilism starts with self.
tarWHOdis
+1 for username.
JokerVonDoloh
The expected number of the would-be murder victims, however, would go down. But meh, this metric is unimportant, right?
BatBruce
JackoM
So... basically punisher
clark6050
The number of killers stays the same, while the number of victims drops dramatically
gegehgd
Bagur reference
Calicoastin818
No gun policy parents shot to death
TargaryenLoyalist
"But if he kills the Joker he'll be just like him!" Does that mean a police sniper is just as bad as the hostage-taking criminal?
Lars1027
Shut up, Jason! My parents are dead!!
secretbison
Batman doesn't kill; he just punches hundreds of guys into unconsciousness and just assumes they're all okay afterward
The5lacker
And/or runs them over with his car/tank.
PsycheClone
Batman as a character isn't as scary as they make him out to be because he won't kill. He's nerfed, the punisher is scary.
zackofspades
You’ve probably never been beaten within an inch of your life, yeah? I mean, neither have I, but still...
PsycheClone
I'll taking a beating over being killed...
zackofspades
But would you be afraid of being laid out and hospitalized for a few weeks? I mean hell, that shit is expensive. Scares me.
PsycheClone
True hospitals are expensive but if you are getting a beating from Batman you probably did something to get money illegally and are broke.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
and if you kill all humans then the problem is solved permanently
indigopilgrim
Great response!
Thanshin
Will you give the man a minute?! He's been on the job for barely a year. He still has three to do the job!
AnuTheEverything
Thanks Ultron
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ParanoidWithGoodCause
that assumes incorrectly that I am arguing against the original statement rather than arguing in favor of the second (kill all humans)
Tassyr
Ultron? When'd you get an imgur account?
HotDiggityDaffodil
Except one...
just4thelolz
I've looked into it. Turns out that isn't as easy as you'd think. But I have high hopes for Project Oxygen Destroyer.
UnPunkMonk
AhelpingOfRumHam
Hey babeh, you wanna kill all humans?
WannabeHobo
Yes and you'll have to fuck corpses then.
Pablotheshark
Well, you don't really have to. You can just not fuck them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ParanoidWithGoodCause
what else is new?
iliketoanswerwithreactions
UltraLegoGamer
quillfreminenti
But then 100% of humanity are killers.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
good thing we got rid of them then huh?
XxRalphTheWonderLlamaxX
BadWolf16
But there would still be one killer... you
ParanoidWithGoodCause
only if I'm not human and ether way that's no longer a problem
boevis
If he's human, killing himself is implied
hanro50
And comet suicide...cause if you wipe out everyone then there is still 1 killer left...mainly you (joke comment, do not take seriously plz)
ParanoidWithGoodCause
you're assuming I'm human? thanks that's more credit than I probobly deserve
alanivar75
Other animals still murder, ya dunce
ParanoidWithGoodCause
murder requires that it be "the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another." no humans = no laws = no murder
GlassCannon570
Basic codes of conduct, protonations, and wars do exist throughout the more intelligent species.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
yeah but since they aren't human it's still not murder, and by the time it is that will be someone else's problem
GlassCannon570
Nothing says that murder has to be done by humans.
khensu83
Yeah see, I don’t get how Batman doesn’t kill joker, the guys a mass murderer, I think Batman likes fighting him.
Coolbacca
Because Batman knows if he turns into an executioner Gotham will quickly slide into a psychotic bat controlled police state
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
I mean he could also just be responsible about killing people.
Coolbacca
Oh yeah, that always works out well!
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
A slippery slope argument: A consequentialist logical device in which a party asserts that a relatively small first step leads to a /
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
/chain of related events culminating in some significant (usually negative) effect.
Coolbacca
Yeah it's comic books, slippery slope is always the norm and about 100% garaunteed to happen