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Not Safe For Work
FP edit: Thanks guys, gals and toasters! Ummm, send whatever the hell you want, more nerdy memes maybe?
krapmyself
Sweet OSHA... I'm trying to poop over here and you're making my ass clench tighter than a nuns cunt on sunday.
Jennyfromthedock
#13 found Nemo
kingofbass40
And this is why we have signs that warn us to not do stupid shit
StevenFarmer
Davedavedavedavedave
atrayyou
#9 My grandma has that picture above the stairs, used to terrify me as a kid XD
GordanFreeman23
That Pallet stacking one just irritates me....
meowlistenhere
The guy in the excavator bucket, that's safe for work, been there done that. Trust your operator kids
Slamadamadindong
OSHA =
iShouldBeWorking42
If it's stupid... and it... works.... no, no, most of these are so stupid they shouldn't work.
SynNombre
Title checks out. Truly NSFW.
whatdoesittake
Title should NSAW... Not Safe About Work
MarlboromanMat
These are actual photos of Darwin Award recipients, only moments before they qualified for the award with (at times) a grisly death.
MarlboromanMat
In fact, what they were doing killed them so hard, they died... to death.
Mattmaster77
Sigh *unzips*
PrickGrimes
*Opens dump at work... (insert I too like to live dangerously pic)
VestaRuffina
So much Darwin at work
twiceroundforapound
Remember.. if it works and no one gets hurt it's not stupid.
init3
boxesoftacos
#10 It would be even more dangerous if they hadn't used Chep pallets
boxesoftacos
That shit's sturdy.
stressfracturesintitanium
Fuckin' Chep pallets. What a royal pain in the arse.
GnowledgedGnome
Come with me and you'll be in a world of OSHA violations
HeikePrevette6
If anyone is down for a chat message me on WhatsApp: +17372018064
LSAH
That bloke under the vehicle, at least he chocked the back wheel with a rock...
TrapperStew
Some of these ladder set ups are completely ok. Those who fall of them the most use them the least.
IndependentHampster
Some of these people are dead
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
Please tell me this is staged...
sirtimothy3
I can only assume it must be...
onepinksheep
It is. You can see from how the marks on the blade are not blurred together that the saw isn't turned on.
cousteau
I fapped to these.
LOKI75
Unless that stick is wet.... now u just electrified all water on that street and u die painfully.... alot
vaginadiner
i dont get the last image
VizenFatale
The circular saw on the guy's back makes me panic and also THERE IS A WORKBENCH TYPE THING TO CUT ON NOT FIVE FEET BEHIND THEM!
RaynWisp
"Workbench type thing" You mean a sawhorse?
nonsequiturgif
I was like
FireHeartProjects
Theyre replicating a safety poster that is kind of a meme in the industry (theres one in my shop too)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Always sucks my balls right back into my pelvis
odraencoded
I saw it and thought "r u fking kidding me?" Most of these are legit "hold me and pray to God today isn't my day to ascend to heavens"
BoogasRevenge
Carpenter here, can confirm coworkers backs are much more stable fuck using skill saws.
nuckinfuts4
Saw horse
VizenFatale
Where did you see the horse?
Squeezit
There's a lot of trust that would go into that, assuming the thing is turned on and not a joke for a picture
onepinksheep
It's the guy under the truck with only a couple of wooden beams propping it up that got to me. One wrong shift and instant human pretzel.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Right?! Those two tiny thin edges of wood against the ground...
Watanobbiisaplace
The saw isn't on, you can see the markings on the blade aren't blurred, complete setup.
pirate4lifes
The whole image is blurry. Idk what you're taking about.
onepinksheep
There are markings on a saw blade that blend together when the blade is in motion. The pic may be blurry, but those markings are still 1/2
onepinksheep
distinct, meaning the saw isn't in use. That particular pic was staged. 2/2
drangir
Staged or not, it's made @VizenFatale panic and nothing will take it back now :(
pyronoia
⚠️
Yokosumari
It's Boshy Time!
diregamer
???? ????
diregamer
Huh.
generationsai
‼️
snivy642
*Caution*
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Heard the metal gear alert in my head for some reason
eveninthefuturenothingworks
????
RaynWisp
⚠️ it counts as 2 characters guys!!! ⚠️
ListenHereFucko
howdu doda?
FoxJonesFIN
Must be a wizard
januskincaid
http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_d1eddae08f453458e4a6da9d959af2ab.jpg
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
????http://emojipedia.org/people/
ListenHereFucko
???????????? WOah, so cool. Thanks????????????
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Seem only some seem to work after some test
n0numbers
????
n0numbers
Wait it turned into question marks.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
That's what i mean by they don't all work
neech
Thanks
pyronoia
Here are some more which work: ❤️⭐️️☀️☁ ☔️ ❄️ ✨️ ⛄️ ⛅️ ⚡️ ☕️ ♨️ ✔️✖️⚠️️⛔️♻️️ ✂️ ✉️ ✏️ ✒️ ⏰️ ⌚️ ⏳️ ☎️ ☕️ ⛪️ ⛲️ ⛺️ ⛽️ ✈️ ⛵️ ⚓️ ⚽️ ⚾️️ ⛳️ ♿️
pyronoia
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Crydsch
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ff177
. ⬅️ for later