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Dog buys his own toy
May 10, 2017 1:28 PM
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SpudNuts
Lazy dog. Get a job!
Daerynsura
THIS IS SO CUTE. I WANT TO DIE. THOSE TWO STATEMENTS ARE NOT RELATED.
Affray
Guy on the right is just like "What the hell am I doing with my life?"
Gobuyussomecoffee
Where can you still bring a dog into a store that sells food?
Brosius
Border collies are the smartest dogs I've ever met
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Good dog.
HailToUltron
One good dog in a store doing cute stuff doesn't make up for alllll the shitty dog owners that try to emulate it.
GrunticusrulerofRelmz
Dog spit
ImgurTicklesMyFancy
Dude behind the cashier.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Five minutes later gives bill in change to someone deathly allergic to dogs.
gillotte
If I was this cashier, I certainly wouldn't mind this at all. :3 Such a good pupper.
MrAlwaysRight
Ohhh I have that blue bag of treats at home. I feel special
Thesavagehamster
Look Lana, he thinks he's people!
lucylives
https://youtu.be/hDiBQunPQkc
imstarhawk
D'aww, that's cute. +1'd.
TroelsyTwo
Oh border collies are something special. Buying it's own treats. More than what you can make most kids do. lol
Humdrumdergifan
I wish I had a dog to handle all of my social interactions. I'd probably have ALOT more friends.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/uKvpGID.gif
slimcrackerjack
Come on your holding up the damn line!!!
BinaryDomain
Amen
KeyClavis
Man, with a hat like that he's still not gonna get laid. Even if the dog helps.
MarvelousMuggle
So a dog can shop at Target but gets a ticket for being in a Wal-Mart?!
haveanothergif
BinaryDomain
That animal has no place in a grocery store, there I said it. Pretty dog though.
koalapaca
Th-that's not a grocery store. It's Canadian Tire.
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
Canadian dogs are very well behaved and polite.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Couple years ago. I'm standing at a corner to cross the street in London and the gentleman in front told his dog : ''Sit, please.'' (o.o)
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
British dogs are very polite too! So are Japanese dogs.
FFFS
Looks like Canadian money
Doglover87
I noticed the Canadian tire logo on the bag before looking at the money
FFFS
Hate to say it but I had to Google it, nice catch.
Schiller96
BewareTheCrocigator
That feel when he finally gets to eat them
Gravitysucks
Old guy behind them: "ya that's fantastic and all but could you please pay like a normal person? this is really fucking holding up the line"
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Good, now George R R Martin knows what it's like to fucking wait forever.
atsomepointidid
The guy on the next register is thinking he should have chosen the one with the dog.
EllenVanThom
NyanDroid
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5ba8d155a7fdfbae268b22386e2131cc/tumblr_mzt79kgRYw1rtfx3co1_500.gif
Broodgar
It's that the anime where people are killed all the time?
EllenVanThom
i dont know. it was just how i felt.
CaspianQuix
LeEpicGamer3000
Isn't that were one person yells "Look! Two dogs going at it"
boxesoftacos
Dog is standing up
Hipstersayswhat
Puppy Goo Goo, fetch me a dream
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Everything's coming up Milhouse
IBentMyWookie
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
CaspianQuix
More dogs!
MaplePhoenix
At least he didn't try to pay with Canadian Tire money...
banthis
Fucking monopoly money.
NotACanadian
What's the exchange rate between that and Chuck E. Cheese coins?
FrancoUnAmerican
The dog can't count. And damn it would've take about 3 years to do it.
Duder87
Dog wouldn't be able to fit the stack in it's mouth.
cutepiku
Nah that's a normal $50. You can see the reflective strip that the Canadian Tire money doesn't have.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
Isn't ALL Canadian money really Canadian Tire money?? Maple Poutine Beavertail Puck, eh. Sorry.
jp189512
what'd you say about my mother? she was a saint! :P
efemral
Oh, I thought that was an Aussie $5... looks like an Aussie $5
VodkaReindeer
I just heard about CT for the first time today and I'm wondering why is a department store called a Tire?
BringBackVanillaCoke
It's also an auto tire/parts store with bays for doing vehicle maintenance. Just so happens they sell everything else there too
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Crappy Tire $ is considered legal tender at more places than you might imagine + you can never really get rid of it all. They give you more.
CatGoesMeh
You can can even buy a specific burger with it at The Works burger place, called the ' The Crappy Tire'
zsefvgb
Fuck. I haven't been there in forever. I actually know the original owner, really chill guy. His son is an ass though
Quarantinous
That tail wag, he knows he's a heckin' good boy (or good girl)
RoxannePaypascissors
My dog would have ate the money and pissed on the checkout 0/10 good boy
Bob64
BasicBackgrounds
He sure is a potentially good girl.
corvumm
+1 for heckin'
WhatsAGoodUsernameForThis
Did you just assume the dogs gender?
impostersquall
my dog is an apache attack helicopter
Quarantinous
Yes I did. Fight me.
WhatsAGoodUsernameForThis
did you just assume I would fight you?
Wobbixx
If shes a good girl, shes only 70% as good as a good boy, though.
DamnThursdays
But in dog percents that's 490%. That's a heckin' good doggo.
fivecharacters
Actually not true, dogs are like lightspeed because they are all at a constant goodness percent of 100, no matter how many percent good.
Wobbixx
70% c good.
Wobbixx
Still relativistic. And relatively amazing.