OfficalFloridaWoman
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Mar 27, 2020 2:58 AM
OfficalFloridaWoman
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DRudeboy
I want more!!!!
WhydidTip
imstormtrooper
I would be friends with this guy
HandoB4Javert
Ken M. starting as Brad the Socially Distant Texter.
lightcast20009
I need more of this
cheesecake7
I'm pissed off at the schoolkid one tho
trevortnipicman
I'm depressed af but Brad my man made me laugh
ChrisRye
shyasen
I AM GOING TO START DOING THIS!!
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I wish brad texted me. I feel like we’d be able to fight it out. For instance: #7 yeah, but only the ones that involve your mother & sister
ThunderChief00
RGR320
I did not know i needed this in my life. I Need More
NonstopRampage
If theres anyone we should be picking fights with, its those retards going around licking produce on shelves
Nobanob
You and your teacher, you got game on that? Beautiful.
DrSpatula
moosevoodoo
VibratingNipples
I just did the same thing...... I think I just got smeared at in french. It was real fancy
MistoKat
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DigiT00l
Pics or it didn't happen
JustinSane6
“I’ve had 7 kids” Was he texting the ghost of Epstein?
NeynasGhost
Probably one of the pastors/elders at my parents' old church. Goddamn they all had a lot of kids....
Raskal112
Ah yes, Brads. The people that hold Chads' beers when they do dumb shit.
rosshell2718
Omg pls tell me this is real!
OaklandImgurUsername
Definitely not.
MinnesotaMathew
Doesn't feel real to me.
SpringToMyWinter
#4 so she peed?
GoddammitMrNoodle
Yep. Just a little... unless she really had to go, then it was a race to the bathroom.
OfficalFloridaWoman
As a mom of 3, probably a little bit.
GoddammitMrNoodle
And what's up with the closer you get to the bathroom, the faster your bladder says, "nope, not gonna wait"?
Sylmor
"Bonjourno"
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
https://imgur.com/ungYIRN
DracoSicarius
Am I having a stronk or were the images posted twice in the same post?
OldSchool93
You are having a stronk
FirstPrimeAcceptOrigin
Anybody else read the "My name is Brad...etc." text Every. Single. Time.?
Somilasomi
With a new accent when he changed the address.
niflster
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
DigiT00l
The greeting kept changing
MuldoonJP
Covid - 19 fight club.
samsoniteson2000
SpannerInTheWorx
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS SO CALLED FIGHT CLUB, KAREN!! WERE YOU UNSUPERVISED?!?! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. GO HOME!" - Brad, probably.
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
BeanMugged
The first rule is stay a minimum of 4 meters away.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
13 ish feet
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
Keep your thoughts and your mouth six feet away
Helcon17
You just broke the first rule
Bloorigard2
Don't talk about Covid-19?
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
I see a lot of new faces here
BillogUncle
How disappointing
Gianttesticlemonster
And you broke the second by publically talking about breaking the first
Qbhelm
And you broke the third by acknowledging... wait. I forgot the fourth. Nevermind. I’m starting to get confused
OCDdriver
“I bet your favorite color is dick” he ded
jazzUbutt007
My favorite color is clear.
ReposterOfFPContent
You just spelled "hail Satan" wrong
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
I'm sooo gonna use this.
joc101
Hella ded
UnknownVD
So do you like, stay perfectly in the center of your lane? Only take even-numbered exits? Honk 9 times upon seeing the Renault lozenge?
LuciusNeedful
Someone has been to fight club before, and she does not clip her nails on purpose.
SophieClockwise
ThanosTheGreat
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Ngl, there's a certain smooth pink shade, usually present on the Eastern European dick, that is indeed beautiful. That might be my favourite
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Also see: Gabriel Clarke
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
Can someone explain the joke to me?
probshouldntsayitbut
But dicks come in many colors ...
HedonistBeard
The racist dicks tend to stick to one or the other.
Renafoxtrot
All the same color when inside
ahhhhtomzilla
Every dick I have ever seen has been the shade of your moms lipstick #stolenjoke
probshouldntsayitbut
Ya like sloppy seconds eh.
CoffeeWithMcCauley
God-damned! Lol!
neallo
"My work here is done."
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IronicDancing
I'll be in my bunk.
neallo
Jayne! The Hero of Canton....the man they called Jayne! ;)
positiveleroy
Unpopular opinion: Tasha Yar was hotter. RIP.
angryscreechingnoise
popular opinion: picard makes ya dic hard
Hackmastergeneral
To reach his/her/their own but I strongly disagree.
thesuperrippednobody
That is an Unpopular opinion, good job.
thatsmyfetish69
This. Is. Absolutely. Outstanding.
UnknownVD
Fight. Me.
zrevenge
I bet you have never said that in your life :)
UnknownVD
True, I start fights by screaming at the top of my lungs: "What's GOING ON?!" Which is, of course, quickly followed by "HEYAYAYAYAY HEYAYAY"
zrevenge
Hey spontaneous musical attacks are a skill!
oddoregano
Fuck you!
UnknownVD
Oddor!
anotherusernamed
The fuck Hodor have to do with this!?
UnknownVD
How'd you get this number?!