ILikeStarWarsALittleTooMuch
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Sep 12, 2017 9:13 PM
ILikeStarWarsALittleTooMuch
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incumbustable
John See-nah
StaticVoidFalafel
Just get a pixel
ChairmanLMA0
Don't worry. We've had face unlock on Android for years and nobody uses it. You're welcome.
samtherat6
Goddamn it I hate it when a post reaches the front page and is deleted
niceguysfinishintheass
Hold up a picture of Mao, you bitch
ReallyNotKEVIN
I do not like phones I cant remove the battery so face recognition would be the last concern
byteme8bit
Meet Sean C Na
ObliqueRay
...not buy Apple shit?
InternetLawyer
Law Tip: 5th Amendment doesn't protect your fingerprint password, and it won't protect your face password either
TotallyNotSarcastic
Use your butt
WillJeSuis
But what if you have a face like an ass...an ass for a face ...what?
iamaseveredhead
Thank heavens, it's about time. I don't have fingers so opening my phone is always an...adventure
iamaseveredhead
(If you don't get it, look at my username)
kevinallover
This feature was a pain in the ass on Android 3 years ago. It has a hard time seeing your face from below, where you usually hold your phone
lurkmoarjono
Android welcomes you, Mr.Cena!
AYAtheMajestic
My last two LG phones had this feature already made
HiddenSanity
Cops no longer need a warrent to unlock your phone. :P
GarroshWasAnOKGuyUntilHeWasnt
A girl has no face.
NunoSP
Go Android.
equityforpunks
Buy an adroind phone with an iris scanner?
ILikeStarWarsALittleTooMuch
Still won't work, it won't see him
iamspartan1262
Great, I can't wait to not get into my phone because I'm feeling sick
Ale5130
Facebook and snapchat have facial recognition..
KrunkleStan
"iPhone complaint department." ... "Have you tried not using an iPhone?"
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
The US government totally wont database all our faces like they do everything else on our phones.
SavageRancor
Witch CCTV where it currently is and social media they probably already have it
DoomSkuller
is nobody gonna mention that they pulled a Microsoft and skipped 9?
radiocandygirl
This has been the major complaint in my house. "What the hell do they want us to think? 7 ate 9!?!"
OGFZ
They did not skip a 9 on those prices though...
g1161
It's worse than that because they didn't skip 9. It's 10th anniversary edition. So, in two years, we'll have to see if a new 10 comes out
ILikeStarWarsALittleTooMuch
I believe it's because it's the 10th anniversary of the iPhone or something wank like that
MrRandom314159
I'm missing a reference here, right? Can someone help me out?
TheActualRickSanchez
Same, I don't get this
BlazingVictory
Apple just released a teaser for the new IPhone X. You can find a video on it on Youtube. The Joke is that you can't see Cena -> no FaceID
fvckyes
I get the iphone part, it's the Cena part I don't get. You can't see Cena?
boomdeadshot
One of the lines he's known for is "You can't see me!"
EricBetts
Thank you
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Anyone else think calling the 8th phone X is stupid? You know they'll make a 10. Wasted opportunity.
DefinitelyMaybeNotSkynet
They are releasing an 8, 8 plus, and X.
Anthraxwastaken
Technically it's not the iPhone 8, but I guess that's like saying technically the SE isn't a 6 so what do I know
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Really? So it's good enough to be $1,000 but not to be the next generation?
Anthraxwastaken
Not what I said, but sure, whatever
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Oh, I thought you were saying it was a variation of another generation rather than it's own.
TCGView
And Apple will TOTALLY not save the pictures of your face for anything other than unlocking your phone....
TraitorousTrump3
Sigh
d0o0o0d
The facial map doesn't leave the phone, and facebook already knows what you look like anyway. You're worried about the wrong company.
TCGView
FB thinks I'm a cat.
OGFZ
Yeah they'll probably give them to the FBI
anthaneezy
Yeah because they're known for making it easy for the FBI. Jesus, read some fucking news…
OGFZ
I guess sarcasm doesn't transfer easily through the internet.
burtonvelocity
Gayforbae
iamthisguy247
Yup. In fact this will be the plot to Face/Off 2.
SweetNarNar
Hello clairece
CommentDiver
thewhiskeyrunner
This is rather unnerving.
filthytank
Where's all the paranoid people flipping out over stuff like "now they can track me everywhere because they know what I look like"?
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mazzatraz
Oh they did? Link?
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RoyFuckingMustang
Until the NSA forces them to even though it is completely unconstitutional. It'll happen eventually.
asecondshadowyarrow
I mean, if your drivers license has a gold star on it you're in the American facial recognition program.
GuardsmanMiku
and people wonder why i freak out when they tag me in facebook photos with their crazy facial recognition stuff
KilledByALover
My question is: Who cares if they watch me? Im not that interesting and I don't do anything illegal. Fuck em.
mop82
That's not paranoia. They CAN do that. They probably won't, but they can; some people feel they shouldn't be able to do it out of principle.
mop82
Any assurances like "Oh but we don't do it" doesn't matter, because the system is still capable of it just by executing a few commands.
InspectorJavertsHat
Let's be honest, they know what you look like anyways
orbitn
half the time i think this and half the time i'm like "they couldn't keep a Presidential BJ quiet."
LandonSlayz
I thought it was more like "now a cop just has to point my phone at me to unlock it".
WillJeSuis
People buying iphones probably don't have those thoughts "$1200 for a new phone? Sure."
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
But don't worry, they sell the old one for half price
GoldenSour2
I personally think iPhones are alright but I'll never spend more than ~$400 on a phone. I got my LG G6 half off and I'm happy with it.
ColonelCasual
"$1200 phone? Maybe now someone will finally look at me"
PapiBlanco
Those are the same people who use duck faces for their face password
softpretzeloni
But really though, what if someone has plastic surgery?
DunderMifflinSabre
Or needs an eye patch
PeeterGrant
I could still open it with a fresh picture of them.
DammnSon
lol all the transgenders :o
Fleckman
You change the stored face just like adding a new finger print to the current iPhone.
Crawmak
But if you forget to remove the stored face before going in for surgery, how do you unlock your phone to change it?
SavageRancor
Use the fucking 6 digit pin. Jesus Christ you could run for government
Crawmak
In my defense, I've never used anything except a password for my devices, so I didn't know there was actually a backup method of access.
SavageRancor
SO what you're saying is you just spout your ignorant arguments and opinion over the internet without proper knowledge?
NotoriousPNG
Just like Touch ID, it's backed by a PIN number.
2shortplanks
Personal Identification Number number? ;-)
NotoriousPNG
Very good
PhilFromAccounting
Ohhh, like an ATM machine?
ScrooblyDoobles
I feel like beards would be more of a problem. I shave mine once a month and let it grow out till the next.
EveCaffeine
I feel like my heavy contoured makeup would be a problem. My eyebrows, lips, cheekbones, and nose are practically drawn on
logicboy7
If I understand, it doesn't rely on the appearance of your face, but rather a dot matrix and infrared 3D map of it. So you should be good.
iamthisguy247
They claimed to have tested that and its fine.
arranrp
the way this tech works unless your beard covers your whole face it wont be an issue
ScrooblyDoobles
RIP Chewbacca.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I mean, his face always looks like that so he'd be fine unless he shaved.
TraitorousTrump3
It adapts as your face changes. Scars healing, hair growing, getting fatter/thinner.
noblespaceplatypus
what if you're one of the faceless men? I'm asking...for No One
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
♫ Your day breaks, your mind aches... ♫
NoOne156
don't put words in my mouth!
Alixzander
valar morghulis *hands you a coin *
HaniiPuppy
valar dohaeris
ElbowDeepInACat
Valar dohaeris
cobrapup
I had to back page because I read this as I was leaving this page just so I could upvote it.
cobrapup
Had to come back forgot to upvote.
greywarden112358
Amanunderstandsthisreference.gif
AmanRyno4672
No i didnt??? Speak for your self ughh.
greywarden112358
Amanspeaksforhimself.mp3
AmanRyno4672
Yeah I do!
MetalSkeletal
A man needs a name to sign up.
noblespaceplatypus
A man has no name
AmanRyno4672
I beg your pardon?!?!
ncbbh88
Nooneunderatandsthisreference
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
Game of thrones
ncbbh88
Mine was also a thrones reference.....
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
It just hit me like a brick wall
Mrchazzymoto
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
You're not wrong
EClaire1073
A man should not have said that.
AmanRyno4672
I didn't even say anything???
MarioBoon
Hear me out... you don't HAVE to use face ID to unlock the phone...
plainoldfool
But that ruins the joke.... Ass
AmotsEinhorc
PeeterGrant
Or, I use YOUR picture to unlock it for you.
karan08
heyyouyeahyouiamtalkingtoyou
Hear me out... your parents didn't have to use a condom and look what happened
serenityfast
Hear me out, you CAN'T go back to using Touch ID on the iPhone X, because it doesn't exist. This is the problem.
kindofaprick
I just charged an old iPhone with no Touch ID. I felt so lost. Like, passcode? Wtf is that?
MisterManatee
You can type in your password like the caveman you are
TraitorousTrump3
Passcode works fine.
serenityfast
Did.... did you just completely fail to read what I said?
Niggulon
You said you can't go back to touch ID, you didn't say anything about the passcode. Don't be a dick.
serenityfast
I didn't say anything about the passcode because that was already said by the FIRST comment. Please keep up or don't comment.
TraitorousTrump3
The point is that there's an alternative security.
serenityfast
...the point is that it's a step backwards from the previous model.
Seriousboy99
You didn't HAVE to use Bluetooth headphones but here we are...
Ellimem
Not to mention the Beats and Jaybirds advertised heavily on their water resistance, both died to sweat in less than 50 days.
Nyther53
My jaybirds survived a washer dryer cycle. Im sensing user error.
Ellimem
Out of five different sets they were the only ones to die, and their Amazon page is littered with complaints of them dying. So, *thumbs up*.
rezpawner
No, he's right. It's perfectly doable to unlock the phone using a dickpic.
mondanmondan
I unlocked my ex's phone with my dick using the thumbprint recognition.
galvertez
not hotdog
Ellimem
I decided to get some BT earbuds. Tried Jaybird, Bose, and Beats: All worse than my $35 Sennheiser earbuds at 4x-7x the price.
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
That's because name brands are only that expensive because of the name and nothing else
mebe21
Picked up some leeophile eel headphones for myself a while back. I have enjoyed them.
GoldenSun3DS
I have a pair of JBL Bluetooth headphones that were $150 at Walmart. They sound great, and are really comfortable. I don't know how I
GoldenSun3DS
Could stand using wired headphones before. No headphone wire is very nice. (2/2)
PudgeTheFish
Good to know because the ones I bought yesterday make me feel like I have tinnitus.
BigTruckRegularPenis
Are they water resistant? I like that jaybirds are for working out.
Ellimem
They say they are, but mine haven't survived long through nothing more than sweat.
Orion1453
Those Sennheiser earbuds.. mind telling me a bit more info? Looking for a really nice pair of earbuds
Ellimem
They're a pair of the lower end Senns: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NQ187DM/ Great for the price, good low end and clean mid-high.
Orion1453
And prime shipping. Good stuff, sir. Thanks!
Ellimem
I went through three pairs of Jaybird X3s in four months. They were the best quality, but still sad compared to any of my wired buds.
OfficialTerrorist
How did you manage that, I had the x2s and x3s, and they worked fine. X2s were on the floor for a tropical storm and they still worked
Nyther53
Im thinking user error. I put my jaybird X2s through a washer dryer cycle and they still worked. Left earbud is louder now. But still work.
Ellimem
I managed it by them being fucking garbage. Legit, my $30 TaoTronics have survived for 6 months as opposed to the 45 days of the X3s.
ResidentDietitian
Don't know how you managed that. I've had my x3s since they were released last year, run and lift with them everyday, and I have no issues.