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cavefish
For me it's the "True Facts" video guy
T3HB1GC4T
venomlash
oh /pol/
buddhafw
I just pulled a muscle in my fat gut from laughing so hard at this.
ohampatu
i applaud you http://imgur.com/GyTTS7W
MrPresidentDino
I'm still mind blown every time I see this face
npub
I never figured out WTF that guy was so shocked about.
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thisisverypointless
Yup self proclaimed![]()
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JerfyMcGriddles
Impossible: I don't have nearly enough sex with hot foreign models.
alsoAzrael
I'm really tired of people going on about hillary (especially with fake shit), but this one is hilarious, so it's okay.
flamingflamingo
so sayeth alsoAzrael
alsoAzrael
Rifneno
Hey look, usersub is still going on about Hillary. New and exciting.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Just try criticizing Trump. You'll be met with a bunch of "but emails!" comments. Like, pointing out that the man is already failing at /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
the job gets a response about the campaign. Which has absolutely nothing to do with his current actions /2
GhengisDon
I always seem to narrate these inner monologue things, no matter who they're about, with a male Disney kids sitcom star a la Shia Labeouf
youcanrelaxaroundme
Zach morris.. Guess to guys are too young to relate
RockerFoxes
The funny thing is lately i either go with Deadpool as played by real life Deadpool or Ray Liotta.
TTurambarsGurthang
Mine is always JD's voice
milesofmemes
I hear Jerry Seinfeld from the beginning of the Bee Movie
TaylorLately
I.... I don't know who's voice I use. And now I'll always wonder. Thanks a lot
ElCabaro
Morgan Freeman for me
certifieddogpetter
I always read it as Hillary duff for some reason
ThePerfectGif
For me it's either Bob Saget, Ron Howard, or Daniel Stern.
Noooooooooooooope
Mine is Bob Saget every damn time
ghostanom
I was just listening to all star - it's smash mount for me..
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Which makes sense since he's the most prominent and famous male child Disney star nowadays
mfizz1e
I hear the guy from Wonder Years
thinkofanametomorrow
Matthew Broderick as ferris Bueller for me
TheGuardianFox
ME TOO!
RobertEmmet
I just watched the Emperor's New Groove again, so it's David Spade today
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Bob Saget fort me. Watched HIMYM yesterday
iAintNoSynthDammit
Peter Griffin has been the voice in my head for about 5 years too long
RadiumNation
Just watched that today lol.
Etheril
It's always David spade for me.
LaserSalsa
Right?!
Martecles
AngryGroundhog
It's fascinating how Clinton is an assassin who'll kill anyone in her way, & yet all of her greatest political foes are alive & well. Huh.
skelitor120
It's almost as if the majority of those opponents are venerable in their own right and can prevent themselves from being assassinated
Shakazulakhan
Your shit at conspiracy.
Insomnia297
And also how she lost election. I mean, I felt the Bern to the end, but she clearly rig the election.
Insomnia297
Didn't*
combatrescue
You can't kill the ones in the spotlight lol... Kill the ones fighting you quietly, it's to obvious if it's one that beats you.
AngryGroundhog
Uh-huh. So let the ones who do real damage live, but kill random people who've done no damage to your reputation just for lolz. Got it.
Shakazulakhan
That's what she is good at. Letting people die because she's worried about the political repercussions of ops in a foreign country.
Euronyme
Oh, so like the same reason USA went for Afghanistan instead of Saudi Arabia, and how Iraq and North Korea got mixed up with who has the wmd
MemeDissector
Doesn't mean she's a GOOD assassin.
AngryGroundhog
Well I mean she must be kind of good, seeing as how there's never been any evidence linking her to any murders.
MemeDissector
Make up your mind dude.
AngryGroundhog
That was a joke ;) There's no evidence because she never fucking killed anybody because it's a ridiculous conspiracy theory.
MemeDissector
Obviously? Did you go into this legitimately thinking we were being serious?
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DTryptophan
Same thing with Bill. Conservatives thought Ken Starr would dig up all sorts of dirt. And he found... that he screwed around with an intern.
AngryGroundhog
If only those investigators had just googled "Hillary clinton murder' - they'd have all the evidence they need!
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AngryGroundhog
800,000 private emails were made public during the campaign, not one of her crimes slipped out! Almost like they never happened! Amazing!
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iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Yeah, thru just talk about pizza.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
I'm not sure because I give negative fucks about the entire american continent, but wasn't her private server already a crime?
AngryGroundhog
Actually no, given that she wasn't indicted or convicted of a crime. But we're talking about the "secret murders" tinfoil hatters believe.
JerfyMcGriddles
As a Hilary supporter, this is fucking hilarious.
AtomicSuperMe
Hilary-ous*
TheBackgroundMan
You can't support Hilary anymore buddy, elections over.
JerfyMcGriddles
I've got a better chance with her than I do with the local sports teams so
thefatlonelyjew
Wow thanks for official permission
JerfyMcGriddles
CorneliusCornwall
Honest question, not lookin to start a fight, why?
JovenJoven
Her economic policies were fantastic and she continued the relatively progressive social policies of Obama. Also, Trump is a moron.
JerfyMcGriddles
Why am I a Hilary supporter or why is this hilarious?
sonofblaster
I'm pretty sure he's talking about supporting hillary.
Spewge
Yes.
TheCharrDidAscalon
Let's hear both
JerfyMcGriddles
1) It's a fresh non-serious take on the whole "Clinton kills people for power" conspiracy
JerfyMcGriddles
2) She's the most experienced politician in modern U.S. history, and pragmatic enough to actually have a functional divided government.
Rwhejek
An experienced politician is not good for POTUS. Means they're well versed in lying, manipulation, coverups etc. What you want is a leader.
TheCharrDidAscalon
Experienced sure, it's just a shame she supported some of the things I couldn't compromise on (and no I didn't vote Trump either)