Nov 20, 2018 12:04 PM
ltoka00
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Or with a nice Chianti
drakkaris12718
And some java beans.
Andied
Will stop eating animals, and will load up on BBQ sauce.
AeternalDreamer
I first read this as to stop animals from eating, then I realized it was a vegan attempt, especially at the BBQ sauce sign. +1 Stop PETA.
Appachehelicopter
I just ate a burrito that had 3 different kinds of animals in it.
MrPippin42
Reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQ4_YjBNtY
majortool
UNLESS IT'S STEAK
URNSHOW
And fava beans. If you like fava beans.
Thelrishlnquistion
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RainbowUnicode
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA time to hate on vegans" - Imgurians, probably
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Should have just put "Never" above STOP
TheFizzicist
Amen brother
Anthroposapien
If I saw that sign it would make me want to eat more animals out of spite.
toukakoukan
You feel spiteful towards animals?
limbclinicpc
A properly cooked meat needs no bbq. Doesn't even matter if it's not good meat. Unless it's babyback ribs.
applesforjuice
The sauce, whatever type it is, should only be used to enhance the natural flavor of the meat. Never to change it
boundbygravity22
Save an animal, eat a vegan
fiddlewheelx
Humans are also delicious, its just against our own survival instinct.
Hypervelocityequid
I am legitimately curious to know what we taste like.
from what I have heard, pork is very similar to human flesh.
That’s first level creepy
[deleted]
Why?
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
Killing all those poor plants.
Because people who aren't vegan don't eat plants?
No, that's fake news.
MachineInterface
Don't care about vegans, but if I serve you some fat duck fillet and you put barbecue sauce on it, you're de-invited.
nero4ty2
so i take it you've never smoked a duck? quite delicious
JHawke
Well that depends, if the duck is well prepared sure but if you mess it up bbq sauce at least makes it acceptable.
CallMeKaro
AFelineMassofEyes
This still needs a behind-the-gif story.
ToolCaconsonThirdOfHisNameKingOfTheSandals
The guy pissed the wrong mootherfucker
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Im not really a fan of bbq sauce on my cat
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Neither is your cat.
InfinityDragon
Cat needs mint jelly.
Euphio
Don't knock it til you try it
easytigger
My cat, however, will have the starring role in my new instructional cooking video called "Eating Pussy: A Guide to Preparing Feline Meat."
supernova202011
Your SO might though
hereforcake
So, you're more of a teriyaki guy/gal?
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
What about marinara sauce?
SarcasticComment
Met a guy on imgur who ate cat while on patrol. Said it is nice in a slow cooker.
Downvotes won't bring the cat back. Or the dog I ate for that matter.
Mavgurian
I am not really a fan of bbq sauce.
Xaixar
I’m surprised this isn’t downvoted to hell.
Honestly? Me too. :D Maybe Imgur is growing up?! :o
zigbigidorlu
I'm not really a fan.
TheSealPushedMe
I'm not really a fan of eating cats, but you do you
layasd
Have you actually tried one? They are delicious!!!
Piegiver
Don't you know that the distinctions between pets and animals we kill for food is completely arbitrary?
mattbl
All I really care is that the animal is treated humanely.
WhatTheFrog
Which, let's be honest, never happens. (even if the animal is treated humanely by the farmer, I've yet to see a humane slaughterhouse)
Yeah, no process by which a living thing enters one door and comes out chopped into pieces can really be described as "humane".
Memeeater
The most humane way is natural death, but y'know....
There are more humane ways to kill animals than others, and in most slaughterhouses, they're hung by the legs while still conscious, get 1/
their throats slit, and get chopped straight away (while still alive).
(Although this does raise a question about whether animals can morally be euthanised due to medical complications, and whether we should eat
I think going from not eating meat to not eating animals is respecting the letter and ignoring the intent. Be merciful.
People.
People are the only meat that can give consent!
MeganEulene
I understand that there are many vegans that are pushy about their beliefs (like whoever put that sticker there) but many aren't.
samtherat6
I only bring it up when someone wants to gave a conversation about it, or if they keep asking me to eat meat.
Chloesaurus
I've only met an asshole vegan online. Once. My vegan friends don't try to guilt trip me for my dietary choices and I don't mock theirs.
Yeah I avoid telling people if possible as well
We should just all do what we want and not give a shit about what other people are doing. You wanna eat meat? Go for it.
Let's face it though, the excessive amount of meat consumed each year takes a huge toll on our planet.
Agreed. I'm not saying "hey let's all go vegan" but I would be thrilled if people chose more sustainable food choices and consumed less meat
Yup. That's when I stop not giving a shit about what people eat, when it's actually jeopardising our species' future!
I find far more people are judgemental towards me for being Vegan than I am towards them for eating meat. It sucks honestly
HolyCowDoNotEat
Even as a vegetarian I am inundated with so many questions, not all of them nice. People will TELL ME to eat meat. Bitch, I do what I want.
Almost as much as your meat free cooking? Life is too short to not have a bit of banter. I don't care how you live, but I'll probably tease
Life is too short to be tricked into poorer health and expensive hospital bills when your heart gives out.
Which is why I do so willingly. No deception is involved.
cogitoro
There aren't that many pushy vegans. People feel like veganism is pushy, though, because, by existing, veganism makes people feel bad/judged
It's like being at a party where someone isn't drinking cuz they're trying to stay fit + productive. Now all of a sudden you're a fat loser.
I have found that people care far less about the drinking habits of other once they became legal drinking age adults.
2/ ...Unless they are friends. Then it is just another excuse to give them shit for the purpose of entertainment.
BigTittyGothKitty
Think of it this way; Steve Irwin wasn't vegan, and he loved animals more than anyone else in the world.
I often tackle and manhandle the things that I love.
Yeah, but especially the ones that ate meat too, no?
blurgh
Im certain he wouldnt approve if he saw how food animals are abused today.
I mean, it wasn't any better when he was alive, but it wasn't his cause.
He also didnt like being used in an anti-vegan agenda
And you know this how?
sedimentatthebottom
And look where that got him.
AmericanAdvocate
What are you talking about? He wasnt trying to eat the stingrays...
pockpock
He wasn't carnivorous enough, he should have eaten that sting ray too, before it got him
10tacles
Many primitive cultures respect animals, sometimes even as gods, but they believe that what they eat keeps on living on them.
jupp, there is absolutely no respect for life in todays society. Born and raise in beyond hellish conditions purely for pleasure.
That's silly. The reality is that you're taking the life of a sentient creature that has every interest in surviving, just like any of us.
Visit a slaughtering facility and you won't ask such a stupid question
Rush1007
How do you know that the chicken you eat is not interested in living? I know that because they run or try to run when you try to cut them.
dparrott842
Until something bigger comes along that is interested in eating it. Thats just nature. It can survive, if it can survive
Tell ya what, go spend time in the jungle and see what it means when something is hungry and just "interested in surviving"
A jungle and large scale factory farming are completely different scenarios. Complete appeal to nature.
Some people don’t see life as a punctual process but as a flow and personally I think it makes a lot of sense.
So would you justify murder with "life is a flow"?
You still don't seems to grasp the concept. Life can't exist as an separated entity. Plants absorb sunlight, animals take that energy
Also many cultures atribute sentience not only to humans and animals but also to plants, rocks, rivers, the Sun the Moon and the stars,
I don't care what other cultures think. Plants have no brain or central nervous system and are thus incapable of complex thought
drakkaris12718
And some java beans.
Andied
Will stop eating animals, and will load up on BBQ sauce.
AeternalDreamer
I first read this as to stop animals from eating, then I realized it was a vegan attempt, especially at the BBQ sauce sign. +1 Stop PETA.
Appachehelicopter
I just ate a burrito that had 3 different kinds of animals in it.
MrPippin42
Reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQ4_YjBNtY
majortool
UNLESS IT'S STEAK
URNSHOW
And fava beans. If you like fava beans.
Thelrishlnquistion
RainbowUnicode
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA time to hate on vegans" - Imgurians, probably
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Should have just put "Never" above STOP
TheFizzicist
Amen brother
Anthroposapien
If I saw that sign it would make me want to eat more animals out of spite.
toukakoukan
You feel spiteful towards animals?
limbclinicpc
A properly cooked meat needs no bbq. Doesn't even matter if it's not good meat. Unless it's babyback ribs.
applesforjuice
The sauce, whatever type it is, should only be used to enhance the natural flavor of the meat. Never to change it
boundbygravity22
Save an animal, eat a vegan
fiddlewheelx
Humans are also delicious, its just against our own survival instinct.
Hypervelocityequid
I am legitimately curious to know what we taste like.
fiddlewheelx
from what I have heard, pork is very similar to human flesh.
ltoka00
That’s first level creepy
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toukakoukan
Why?
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
Killing all those poor plants.
toukakoukan
Because people who aren't vegan don't eat plants?
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
No, that's fake news.
MachineInterface
Don't care about vegans, but if I serve you some fat duck fillet and you put barbecue sauce on it, you're de-invited.
nero4ty2
so i take it you've never smoked a duck? quite delicious
JHawke
Well that depends, if the duck is well prepared sure but if you mess it up bbq sauce at least makes it acceptable.
CallMeKaro
AFelineMassofEyes
This still needs a behind-the-gif story.
ToolCaconsonThirdOfHisNameKingOfTheSandals
The guy pissed the wrong mootherfucker
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Im not really a fan of bbq sauce on my cat
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Neither is your cat.
InfinityDragon
Cat needs mint jelly.
Euphio
Don't knock it til you try it
easytigger
My cat, however, will have the starring role in my new instructional cooking video called "Eating Pussy: A Guide to Preparing Feline Meat."
supernova202011
Your SO might though
hereforcake
So, you're more of a teriyaki guy/gal?
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
What about marinara sauce?
SarcasticComment
Met a guy on imgur who ate cat while on patrol. Said it is nice in a slow cooker.
SarcasticComment
Downvotes won't bring the cat back. Or the dog I ate for that matter.
Mavgurian
I am not really a fan of bbq sauce.
Xaixar
I’m surprised this isn’t downvoted to hell.
Mavgurian
Honestly? Me too. :D Maybe Imgur is growing up?! :o
zigbigidorlu
I'm not really a fan.
TheSealPushedMe
I'm not really a fan of eating cats, but you do you
layasd
Have you actually tried one? They are delicious!!!
Piegiver
Don't you know that the distinctions between pets and animals we kill for food is completely arbitrary?
TheSealPushedMe
mattbl
All I really care is that the animal is treated humanely.
WhatTheFrog
Which, let's be honest, never happens. (even if the animal is treated humanely by the farmer, I've yet to see a humane slaughterhouse)
toukakoukan
Yeah, no process by which a living thing enters one door and comes out chopped into pieces can really be described as "humane".
Memeeater
The most humane way is natural death, but y'know....
WhatTheFrog
There are more humane ways to kill animals than others, and in most slaughterhouses, they're hung by the legs while still conscious, get 1/
WhatTheFrog
their throats slit, and get chopped straight away (while still alive).
Memeeater
(Although this does raise a question about whether animals can morally be euthanised due to medical complications, and whether we should eat
toukakoukan
I think going from not eating meat to not eating animals is respecting the letter and ignoring the intent. Be merciful.
Memeeater
People.
toukakoukan
People are the only meat that can give consent!
MeganEulene
I understand that there are many vegans that are pushy about their beliefs (like whoever put that sticker there) but many aren't.
samtherat6
I only bring it up when someone wants to gave a conversation about it, or if they keep asking me to eat meat.
Chloesaurus
I've only met an asshole vegan online. Once. My vegan friends don't try to guilt trip me for my dietary choices and I don't mock theirs.
MeganEulene
Yeah I avoid telling people if possible as well
MeganEulene
We should just all do what we want and not give a shit about what other people are doing. You wanna eat meat? Go for it.
WhatTheFrog
Let's face it though, the excessive amount of meat consumed each year takes a huge toll on our planet.
MeganEulene
Agreed. I'm not saying "hey let's all go vegan" but I would be thrilled if people chose more sustainable food choices and consumed less meat
WhatTheFrog
Yup. That's when I stop not giving a shit about what people eat, when it's actually jeopardising our species' future!
MeganEulene
I find far more people are judgemental towards me for being Vegan than I am towards them for eating meat. It sucks honestly
HolyCowDoNotEat
Even as a vegetarian I am inundated with so many questions, not all of them nice. People will TELL ME to eat meat. Bitch, I do what I want.
SarcasticComment
Almost as much as your meat free cooking? Life is too short to not have a bit of banter. I don't care how you live, but I'll probably tease
Piegiver
Life is too short to be tricked into poorer health and expensive hospital bills when your heart gives out.
SarcasticComment
Which is why I do so willingly. No deception is involved.
cogitoro
There aren't that many pushy vegans. People feel like veganism is pushy, though, because, by existing, veganism makes people feel bad/judged
cogitoro
It's like being at a party where someone isn't drinking cuz they're trying to stay fit + productive. Now all of a sudden you're a fat loser.
SarcasticComment
I have found that people care far less about the drinking habits of other once they became legal drinking age adults.
SarcasticComment
2/ ...Unless they are friends. Then it is just another excuse to give them shit for the purpose of entertainment.
BigTittyGothKitty
Think of it this way; Steve Irwin wasn't vegan, and he loved animals more than anyone else in the world.
SarcasticComment
I often tackle and manhandle the things that I love.
Mavgurian
Yeah, but especially the ones that ate meat too, no?
blurgh
Im certain he wouldnt approve if he saw how food animals are abused today.
toukakoukan
I mean, it wasn't any better when he was alive, but it wasn't his cause.
Andied
He also didnt like being used in an anti-vegan agenda
BigTittyGothKitty
And you know this how?
sedimentatthebottom
And look where that got him.
AmericanAdvocate
What are you talking about? He wasnt trying to eat the stingrays...
pockpock
He wasn't carnivorous enough, he should have eaten that sting ray too, before it got him
10tacles
Many primitive cultures respect animals, sometimes even as gods, but they believe that what they eat keeps on living on them.
blurgh
jupp, there is absolutely no respect for life in todays society. Born and raise in beyond hellish conditions purely for pleasure.
Piegiver
That's silly. The reality is that you're taking the life of a sentient creature that has every interest in surviving, just like any of us.
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[deleted]
Piegiver
Visit a slaughtering facility and you won't ask such a stupid question
Rush1007
How do you know that the chicken you eat is not interested in living? I know that because they run or try to run when you try to cut them.
dparrott842
Until something bigger comes along that is interested in eating it. Thats just nature. It can survive, if it can survive
dparrott842
Tell ya what, go spend time in the jungle and see what it means when something is hungry and just "interested in surviving"
Piegiver
A jungle and large scale factory farming are completely different scenarios. Complete appeal to nature.
10tacles
Some people don’t see life as a punctual process but as a flow and personally I think it makes a lot of sense.
Piegiver
So would you justify murder with "life is a flow"?
10tacles
You still don't seems to grasp the concept. Life can't exist as an separated entity. Plants absorb sunlight, animals take that energy
10tacles
Also many cultures atribute sentience not only to humans and animals but also to plants, rocks, rivers, the Sun the Moon and the stars,
Piegiver
I don't care what other cultures think. Plants have no brain or central nervous system and are thus incapable of complex thought