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Jul 3, 2017 9:06 PM

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That house he built looks like my treehouse after the vandalism.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think a couple of these are based on my life alone ...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I never thought i'd read a joke where the punchline was "sand religious oppression"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's probably photosynthesis or some shit." is my new standard reply.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But only the Earth is constantly facing one side... the Moon still fucking rotates and gets Sun on both sides

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit the sun IS back already.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

its like a darker ziggy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was so funnyXD I love this stuff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I lost it at the accounting one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one with the warm coat cracks me up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was 1802 but there were telephone poles?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird sexual bananas!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems to me this artist definitely took some inspiration from Shel Silverstein.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate onions but I loooooove these comics!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Eradescent I was gonna save some of these and send you them but I think there's too many and you may as well see them all :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every American is like

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Guess I'll die.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww, Dave.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this remind anyone else of Night Vale?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yep. At least me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well i hear his voice now os

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this one

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That is merely a depiction of an imgurian stumbling upon this post.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

(the last panel is)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck did you not hire that bass player?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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+1 for the mummy pulling that guy's head off

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

"Pop" is precisely the correct sound effect.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Pop!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh man these are great. Especially the one with the guy cutting down the tree. But someone should explain it so everyone can understand it.

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 5

Apparently the author is a fan of Larry Niven.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it's meant to be funny because it's unexpected. He says timber but instead it takes off

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

The tree isn't weak on one side, so there's no determined falling path. They cut it all round. So it went the one direction possible. Up

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

It's just something unexpected happening. Instead of falling, the tree blasts off like a rocket. K8nda surreal.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

He was a katenda boi

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Trees are actually rockets.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's a non-sequitur.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Non-Sequoia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cereal one is far too relatable.

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Everyone who upvoted this needs to get it together, cereal for dinner? No wonder you're depressed

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

"by the bootstraps" isn't an effective treatment for depression.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Big box of Froot Loops - $5 | Two piss-poor steaks - $18

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That and I'm lazier than a Mexican cat.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

But the 'dark side' of the moon gets light too...

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

but if the sun is on the other side...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no dark side, you are right. There is a 'FAR' side, which people keep getting mixed up >_>

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the lunar day is ~1 month long, cause it's tidally locked, so that's still a long time in the dark for any base there.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saved probably too many of these

8 years ago | Likes 851 Dislikes 1

Did you save the comics, or did they save you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About half of them for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat raw cookie dough too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

click the dots and download post, one and done.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sun sets on another image I found hilarious and saved. Now we give our mind a moment to- god damn it there's another one! *fukken saved*

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I saved them all. Now when I need them, they are just a frustratingly long search through my favorites away.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Preach

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Fuck. I'm not the only one, at least.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had to clear my notifications.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Twice

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ditto. They shall go unused for months, maybe a year, before I shall remember they are here.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely unconvinced this artist has not taken LSD before.

8 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 8

Triple combo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's semi-sure the artist has taken LSD. There, I deciphered it. It straight up took me ages. I had to plot it out

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

(The idea is you have take LSD to easily comprehend what I said)

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Idk lsd seems to make that kind of thing more obvious for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to refute your claim, but then I realized that I can't because I have been for like the last two weeks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I would never have been able to follow that shit on acid, but then I can't follow very much in that kind of state.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're convinced he hasn't? Too many negatives, friend.

8 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 5

Forreal dude there were so many lol

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I don't really not believe you haven't failed to not think about how many his comment doesn't lack not having.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to study your grammar son.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No, friend, I've been doing that for many years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not certain something didn't happen =\= certain something did happen

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

right, but to be unconvinced of something implies that you were previously convinced of something. Not being unconvinced means you are still

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah nah, whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not unconvinced = convinced (if not entirely), and then there's only one more negative, so it's convinced(ish) he didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I feel like that isn't what he intended to say though

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I agree.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm downloading these into my thought tube.

8 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 1

Annnnnd it's gone.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh oh, janitor's coming around

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Here's a song for your thought tube relating to the last picture.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's just a city boy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Born and raised in South Detroit

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He took the midnight train going an-y-where....

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A singer in a smoky room...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She said "See you later, boy."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He wasn't able to see her again!

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