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Dec 22, 2021 1:56 AM

Jasminemads

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That Is at the bat exhibit in Omaha Nebraska. That was a sweet fuggin zoo

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Combine the full body piss shiver with the stretch in an upright position, that must feel so fucking good

4 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 0

"I shake it off! I shake it off!"

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The shake makes this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a situation that I never considered, so thanks for the update.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things I never thought of but am glad to know now

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 it shakes it dry!!???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, so the same way I do it.... neat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's how we got corona

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No matter how you shake and dance the last few drops fall on your pants..... or I guess for a bat your face.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My genuine drunken reaction.. "heh, that's pretty good."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you that has been my top question for...never

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world must know. Never stop up voting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering this is reposted every now and again, prior e shouldn't be wondering any more.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phone prank for guys: "Hey, what has a little dick and hangs down?" IDK "A bat!" "What has a big dick and hangs up?" IDK *ends call*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shake that didge! No piss on his chinos...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shake the dingle, as if you’ve got shingles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know that last drop is going to land on his face.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Oh god, it’s in my hair! IT’S IN MY HAIR!”

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

I laughed FAR too long at this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than how penguins poop at least ?noredirect

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GUANO

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guano bowls. Collect the whole set!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, they're even cleaner that some porn stars I've seen

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correction: they’re the cleanest pornstars you’ve ever seen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takes notes: Do eight to nine shakes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bless you, OP.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

here i thought this was true

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of the other times this was reposted, people put up videos of bats not flipping to pee. I don't think I ever saw it settled.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Insert angry night googling meme

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crop your damn videos

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Hey man, the drag and drop he had to do was already enough work, don't be too hard on these reposters.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has anyone got the GIF in reverse? It would be interesting to say the least.

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I'm more tired than a big-dicked bat!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats old prospector lingo.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the full body willy shake is a mood

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I wonder how they know the bladder is full, when, since they are hanging upside down, it would always be registering on ‘empty’.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd want that if your weenie was then constantly above your head

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What, you can’t do that?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow.. well I have learned something new..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Full Body Willy Shake' - name of your sex tape.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah well when my little boy does it whilst sitting on the toilet I get in a mood. Piss goes everywhere.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Full body willy shake sounds like a wrestling move

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tiny big mood

4 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

hey man its cold

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

double mood

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.

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I only mean, sir, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Oh , oh yes I see.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Right! Your Majesty is like a dose of clap: before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was that one of Wilde’s?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, well done, must have you up at the palace some time

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