30 video that I stole in several places

Mar 28, 2024 3:22 AM

OceanMachina

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Youhou viral thanks guys. Send me messages with your favorite food if you want, I'm curious

#3 translation
The ass sucker

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#30 translation from french: thr interviewer asking what tatoo he did and the dude did all his tatoos based from wordplay... Example: he tatooed "pitt" on his arm because "arm" translate "bras" in french , bras(d) pitt...

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#5 As an American....

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#4

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Awesome post !

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I feel like i just went on vacation. Quality multi cultural dump!

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#11

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#23 i wanna party with that guy

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@LesbianRedwings #1

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Lolol def not where I was expecting it to go

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#17 somehow a mix between a Dutch "waterfiets speciaal" and a "kapsalon"???!

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Ja als je met me dans dan krijg je dat

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#29 That's pornographic.

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Banned in Texas

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What Meat is thzt, so thicc n juicy

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I've been to Mexico three times, and every time I see tacos made with fresh corn tortillas, I want to go back.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would like to cohabitate with that in the most lewd and Lascivious manner not allowed by law.

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I, too, want to put my penis inside that food.

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#4 absolutely wild skill here. That said, I don't think I could have the confidence to let him tattoo my face. There must be some serious trust between them.

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Wow that foot one. What a ride.

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#23 If anyone needs the song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e--fDKBAkZA - 'Wanna Play' by The Prophet

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Qué buen mix de videos, so varied, oui.

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i hongry

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#24 translation from french: random dude with the mask asking "hey woman, you wanna s*ck my dick ?" and "she replied you want to s*ck mine too ?"

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And then the guy says "oh fuck, she's a trans!"

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French men do this on the street?

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like in every country there are some very rude men in france yes.

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Continue...

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at the end the dude said "damn, it sucks" when he heard her reply with deep voice.

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at the end the dude said "damn, it sucks" when he heard her reply with deep voice.

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#17 one presumes that one might be able to use the airfrier to melt the cheese instead of the oven

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#17 what is this? Spanish poutine? I need it in my mouth

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HSP!

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It's a mix between 2 "typical Dutch" things. A "waterfiets Speciaal" is Fries with 2 fried snacks (frikandel), mayonnaise, curry ketchup and chopped onions. Mixed with a "kapsalon" which is fries with a layer of Dürum or shoarma, a layer of salad (lettuce, tomatoes, onion, olives, feta, jalapeños), sauce (garlic sauce and sambal) and then a layer of cheese put under a grill.

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I don't cared how skilled he is, I refuse to have someone's feet fiddling on my face

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suit yourself. More for me.

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He.. has no arms? How else is he supposed to do it? You literally see him wash and disinfect them. Stop being a baby.

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Are you suggesting that it's unreasonable for someone to not want peoples feet touching their face?

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Yeah nah I'm with them on this. More power to the guy for being able to do that, I'm glad they've found their calling and whatnot, and great that other people are willing to let him do that. But call me a baby all you like, that just plain grosses me out on like a primal level.

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#4

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#3 Now my Spanish isn't that good but does this roughly translate "Eat Ass" and it is also showing Fred Flinstone eating ass?

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He likes that Yabba Dabba Dookie

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#3 He sucks ass https://youtu.be/pmaomUEDh8E

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#14 sus. Cartoons led me to believe I could drink from a cactus in a desert. SERE taught me how bad an idea that is. Let alone eat a slab

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Traditional food in Mexico, done all the time. Look up "nopales"

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Funny, but SERE and Desert Survival at Edwards taught me eating a cactus was the high point of training. Plus, check out the Mexican food part of your grocery store's produce section and you may find a delicious slab of cactus for your gastric pleasure.

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#1 gotta be very gentle with the thumb on the clit technique. Some ladies are very sensitive. Go slow, communicate with your partner.

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Uh, I thought we were still talking about tacos. <.<

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They both are, and both are best when eaten.

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A different type of taco. You eat it vertically

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#10 RTX 1488

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damn that's a good one

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I had to look it up: the center of the fan seems to have the letter R

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You can see it on the first frame of the clip. It is in fact an R.

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Now that I looked at it: the video starts with is a reversed ᴙ, because otherwise apparently the "swastika" effect would also be 卍 (the wrong way around from the Nazi version)

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He literally says "6900xt from AMD". Not an RTX

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Remember what 14 and 88 are?

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Numbers?

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Words? Damnit, I've been doing numbers all wrong!

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Whoooosh.

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Almost like it's a joke.

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#6 So... was this faked as a stunt demonstration/practice by adding audio after the fact? It's his training area, so he knows the bar is there, but doesn't attempt to put his hands up at all. The pads are set up perfectly for his landing. Not saying it's staged for content, but it definitely looks like a stuntman working on an effect.

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What else would he be trying to do? Just jump really far and land on his back?

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He does stunt videos on YouTube. The audio is added afterwards.

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#26 Did someone stumble into a real-life musical scene happening?

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I mean it´s oretty common in latin america that people sing along the music in bars. Heck we even do elaborate and spontanious dance scenes with certain songs

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#2 rakia has ruined my life on several occasions

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You've spelled "saved" wrong.

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I'm fairly certain rakija is responsible for at least 50% of all problems, and 50% of all solutions in the Balkans

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If you do it in even numbers, the negatives will cancel out and fix your life. There's a 50% chance you need to do it again.

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I personally don't regret what I don't remember 😉

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Rakia once caused me to fall off a shipping container but also disinfected the resulting gash on my head, and probably saved me from broken bones… so… lol bit of column a, lil bit of column b 😃

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Same, it has improved life quite a few times as well though

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idk why ive had so much eastern european brandy. cause ive had some homemade palinko, too, and that shit tasted like plum flavored nail polish remover

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Palinka is rakia evil twin specially if it served by a old man who made it in his backyard

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The stuff of heaven

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... I should learn Spanish

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or greek

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you should, it is the second most spoken language in the world.

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#3 He sucks ass https://youtu.be/pmaomUEDh8E

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Donde esta la biblioteca

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So you can be bilingue? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCK44VKzeS4

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Je suis déjà bilingue

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Je suis en train d'essayer d'apprendre l'Ukrainien et l'alphabète cyrillique c'est un peu mêlant.

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yeah It´s pretty cool being bilingue, there is a world of memes in Spanish that don´t translate to english

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So we're just gonna brush right past Fred Flintstone going to town on some woman's asshole?

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You're just now finding out Fred Flintstone loves Cocoa Pebbles?

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It's art

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That's why Fred is always showing up for work with a bad case of pink eye

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And a real bad sore throat

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#3 He sucks ass https://youtu.be/pmaomUEDh8E

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That’s the smile of a woman about to get it eaten

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Nah. When all know Fred's passion. Deep in our hearts. We all want to eat a juicy peach

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We all noticed. Can post that but not this.

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Of course. That's in English. Lingua franca of Imgur. Pretty sure you can post whatever the fuck you want in any other language and pretty much get away with it...

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Not at all. I sent that to several of my friends without context and was quite happy with the find.

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Same

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Nope, that’s what “chupa culos” refers to. Chupa=lick I’m sure you can put the rest together lol

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Chupa doesn’t mean lick

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Depending on context can mean lick or suck, or goblin mode.

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Culos means "is what Fred is doing in the image"?

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I thought chupa meant "suck," as chupacabra is "goat-sucker."

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Means both, depends on context

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good form includes a bit of both innit

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