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Jan 22, 2021 12:36 AM
joeboticus
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VodkaReindeer
Are you crazy? Pokemon booster packs cost like 360k these days.
SomeDetroitGuy
I'm so happy to see Biden memes come back.
OptimusPom
And don't get water on him after midnight or there will be dire consequences.
GalacticGumshoe
Why would Obama miss him? I just sort of assumed he and Michelle would be back in the White House regularly.
superanth
Aw. <3
MonStar1203
macpall
Y’all are weird...
TaxiGhoul
"He's gonna ask your"
joeboticus
oh goddamit, fml.
DarkSock
I miss the Onion’s “Diamond Joe” series of articles
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Whenever I need to laugh, that’s what I’ll look at. Absolutely hilarious
kittykat25909
why do people think this is trolling? I love these memes. they are so cute and wholesome and I don't find them "undermining" in the least.
bigdickrick206
Not even a little bit. They were some of my favorite parts of that administration.
youknowthatiknow
❤️
dbsamurai
Yea he's in great hands, she's gonna let him smoke all the weed he wants while she throws poor people in prison for doin' the same thing.
nakedpuritan
Wholesome political memes are back!
greymw
feck yes.
BubbaRunski
How is this both touching and funny?
usnerd55
No disrespect to Joe. We should all have a good keeper.
Krasnopeev
I'm glad trump is gone but I hope Biden lasts the full term and we have better candidates in 2024. Hope tusli runs. Tulsi 》Harris .
APassingPlasticBag
Never sleep on Barry O
fiddlemyhiddle
Biden & Obama give me Troy & Abed vibes.
ambalika
Dawww :D <3
crwtrb138
Are Biden and Obama the first best friend presidents. I hope they’ve slept in bunk beds together at least once and has BFF talks
katgiles6
Best friends? Then why did Obama refuse to endorse him? I'm confused...
BlueIceDragon
I heard they disagreed and had arguments over policies. They're still on good terms regardless, and I think that's the best thing about it.
THEmichaelscarn12
FluffehBunneh
NippleQuest
You need some friends, dawg.
DeafBastard
We all know Biden is a Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist not a Pokémon Trainer
ctotheg2
Shutter shades lol I hope they’re printed with the American flag on em now I want a pair
Hurtsdo
I need the ones with windows shitting down screen (with sound) for the Stupanons.
TaxiGhoul
Shit up.
xvoy
joeboticus
You know it bro.
bigdickrick206
Goddammit now I need some.
joeboticus
ok on a lark i googled Biden shutter shades and.....apparently it already happened. and it's everything you wanted.
PoundSandREMF
inugod
Why you do this? You know how hot your eyes get when tears come out under a blanket in a cold room?
keeshi
Barry? O.o
GrmpyWzzrd
Berry Kobama
StephanachoCheese
Lol, that’s what he goes by to his family and friends!
crazywowow
That's what they called him in university, there's even a movie about it.
DrunkSnoopy
Run Barry, RUN!!!
DaveK014
Did someone finally uncover Obama's last name!?
blumpk1npie
Haha what. Barry is a 60 year old white gammon with a van who smokes 40 a day
Redandpurpleunicorns
And weirdly what people called Obama when he was at college. But yes, 60yr old gammon smoker white van is what comes to mind
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
Don't sleep on Barry O!
randombrain
Don't EVER sleep on Barry O!
sometimesitripoverit
Intercepted
EmanonInverse
Barry O'Bama, showing his Irish heritage at last!
DrArsMoriendi
You can tell by his auburn hair and pale freckled cheeks.
notanonymous
I knew he wasn’t born in America! /s
Lefthandofgod
Yes, it's short for Lawrence. Lawrence Hussein Obama.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
*Bawrence
crankyoldgeezer
All these new accounts from Ex Qanon forum dumbasses waking up from the hoax trying to feel better by trolling us.
Harryteeters
The influx of these tards is staggering
joeboticus
uh, I don't know where you're getting Q anon, I voted for Biden. I just thought the old Biden Bro memes back in the day were funny.
crankyoldgeezer
Sorry. It’s been a CD strange 2 days with so many new accounts
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
They were my favorite memes. And this made me cry a little I’m so happy we’re gonna get more
Lefthandofgod
wat
breeyag
Voodoosmom
How nice to see a president smile and not in a creepy way.
LariCheltsy
Username DOES check out.
aldashin
Joe when the 3 o'clock piece of fruit arrives
Blazefast
Oh I hope he lives up to his...... Well I hope he lives (EU)
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Imma point!
TrumpSuxIvankastoeslikechillidogs
That's all I could think about at the inauguration because he was letting that pointer finger fly lol
SmokyDoggg
joeboticus
I love this new dynamic where instead of being another straight man, Kamala just adds to the chaos.
RogueAvenger
Not gonna lie, I hoped that Kamala would be the same as Obama was in the Biden memes, but you're right. The chaos factor is amazing
ChazzDarvey
Why did this make me feel my feelings?
youknowthatiknow
Everyone is so happy today
stillnotawake
"Hey Harris, you got my bro?". "Barack, he's my bro now".
Jaron58
Because it’s true
FragileDonkey
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
I did get a bit teary at the end, no lie
skellington01
Thank god, wasn’t only me. I’m so emotional these says man
cookieduster
Heard somebody say that Obama and Biden’s relationship worked because they both thought that they were the other’s mentor.
FierceAndAdorable
They were. You need a mentor older, and one that is younger than you to stay relevant.
tomojeimie
Honestly that's one of the dumbest things I've heard. Obama is too smart to think he's going to mentor someone almost 20 years his senior.
KawaNyx
Forgot if that was on NPR with Kamala Harris. But yeah Def NPR
TheRicM
Thanks Brobama
SirDistic
It worked because they both had class and mutual respect for each other.
DangerousNoodle
Rightfully so. I’m looking forward to this next generation of memes.
Noblert
Man do I believe that
Jettbass666
Everyone knows something that you don’t.
mudmann1012
Extremely close, BO offered to pay for Beau’s medical bills when JB was thinking of refinancing his house. More than friends, that’s family
urboyevan2
Wow if that isn’t the most profound thing Iv ever heard than I don’t know what is. Those two are the embodiment of how everyone should treat
urboyevan2
Each other
miaouxmeow
This legit made stupid water well up in my STUPID EYES. GODDAMMIT.
bearsareawesome
Sorry.
Alfadorfox
It would not be wrong to say that they were both correct.
crwtrb138
It almost seems like the opposite. Like they are both looking to the other to learn from. They honestly do compliment each other so well
IAmAnthonyStark
This is how I saw it; they both thought the other was their mentor. They wanted to learn from each other, not teach each other
Chainhealer
Complement*
sorryiguess
Both!
NotaCPA
Dude everyone needs a mentor we have so much to learn from and teach each other it isn't funny.
drdildamesh
This reminds me of that episode of Bobs Burgers where Tina and that other kid think the other is a the biggest nerd.
saysomethingcool
I heard it was babysitter
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Sorry you got kicked off twitter for saying something racist or weird : (
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
The good news is you're not important enough in anyway so you can just make a new account and go back! And not here! You should do that!
iamthecomet
Sorry about parlor.
PianoMan2112
Damn, the only comment I've ever seen with less points than this had forks, pasta, and a guy named Ed mentioned in it.
saysomethingcool
Shit, you must be new here if 100 points in the negative is the worst you've seen
TheEvenPrez
By teaching you learn. By learning you teach
mattrixk
Harry figured that out with Molly
OhNoDontTouch
Ginny* - Molly was the mother
mattrixk
Harry Dresden and Molly Carpenter from the Dresden Files books, not Harry Potter.
Muunk
By doing neither you can spend the day at the beach.
johneventually1
YOLO said the people. Preach!!
Nerfgunner
I think that's a zach morris
iCanOrderPepperoniPizza
That’s a weird way to spell Galifianakis.
shinyRK9
Biden: This guy has a lot potential, I can show him some tricks. Obama: This man just tried to do a backflip of the stairs... I must protect
SnakeonaSegway
Let's just say they respeceted each other? There's a reason Obama chose Biden as VP...
Noblert
Whitest least objectionable person
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
In the Promised Land he does admit Biden's potential of carrying Pennsylvania played a big part, which is smart.
Odballl
And coz he was kind. A good person with genuine heart.
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
He's had a lot of sorrow in his life, hope he can make the world a better place.
Nobody7713
Biden was definitely a political pick, but once they were in the White House together they became close.
sdfsfsfsgs
Because he was basically the whitest Christian in the democratic party and he wanted them white male votes.
urboyevan2
Your an idiot
BoredInBerlin
Enlightments comment seems reasonable, care to explain why you think differently?
sdfsfsfsgs
You're an idiot.
absoluteannihilation
But hes catholic you dumbfuck
uhushuhu
The four largest branches of Christianity are the Catholic Church (50.1%), Protestantism (36.7%), the Eastern Orthodox Church, Oriental O...
uhushuhu
Since they're above 50% you could even say the others aren't as Christian as the catholics.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Wow you’re really stupid.
absoluteannihilation
Not as stupid as that bitch you call mom who shouldve aborted you
LuminoZero
Catholics are indeed Christians.
JarodJackson
Not in the eyes of the sort of bigoted WASP who would need to be reassured about such things.
Drenathar
Ehhh, speaking as a Catholic, that very largely depends on which Christians you ask...
ryanjenk
Biden was elected a senator at 29 and served for 36 years. Obama was a senator for 6 months before becoming president.
SirMarcsalot
Well...I'll be.
Chisagab
3 years, not 6 months. President for 8 years.
sdfsfsfsgs
It would have to be longer than 6 months but no where near 36 years.
AngryTeacher
He was a senator for 4 years, not 6 months.
ryanjenk
3 years and he started running for the presidency 6 months in
ryanjenk
So you are saying Obama was mentoring a man who spent his whole career as a senator before becoming VP?
TheBeerDoctor
Yes, in different ways. Being in that same sphere that long gives you a pretty limited view. Obama's youth and inexperience was teaching.
ryanjenk
You mentor through experience "an experienced and trusted adviser."
TheBeerDoctor
Biden experience taught Obama how to navigate DC, and Obama's inexperience taught Biden how to relate better to the people he serves.
bearsareawesome
Oh I fucking hope so.. because kids, if you didn’t already know, this is how we we move forward as humans. Being each other’s kind teachers
MollyInanna
Stop making me feel the feels
MeesusSuper
Well said my friend
margaretolson
It’s a part of what makes my marriage so great
CommanderShitFace
"it's a fine day for learning, isn't it?"
Vivoloko
Amén
sorryforsayingthat
SickofSpam
This may be one of the best comments I have ever seen. Well done you.
bearsareawesome
Blushes
BurberryBlessings
My boss is 12 years younger than me. He relies on my pragmatic experience and I learn about how to run a business from him. Good dynamic.
crunchydeskchair
Anyone else read this in Bob Saget's voice?
Flagrum
and _that_ is what Bill & Ted meant with "being excellent to eachother"!
Mansooratyale
Someone should put those words as a quote and says Einstein said it or something. Well said, sir.
Eazeh
I misread that as Epstein, and boy was it hard to work out what you were inferring.
jeandupont365
Excellent !
GingerLaird
You are never too old to learn something new.
Ketheres
*tries to teach a corpse some new tricks*
FuturamaSleeper
Reminds favorite Bill Nye quote; “everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”
GingerLaird
So it's best to meet everyone, and rob them of that knowledge to become a god with an identity crisis, half destruction, half creation.
FuturamaSleeper
PatrickHewesStewart
Do what?
GingerLaird
I SAID; YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW!!! Grandpa check your hearing aid!!!
PatrickHewesStewart
Now now there's no need to shout. I know you're never too mold to love someone new.
Andalite
I CANT HEAR YOU, MY HEARING AID RAN OUT OF BATTERIES
J0765
Every person you have ever met knows something that you don’t
FuturamaSleeper
Heyyy I just posted this Bill Nye quote too!
Nik314
Someone told me this when I was very young, I must have been 6 years old. I still remember it decades later
MrsF1nch
This is why I look forward to each person I meet.
Dieminion3
I open mouth kissed a horse once. There, that's something you don't know.
spacecasethebassface
*didnt know.
J0765
Thank you for this insight. I’m now aware that it’s possible to open mouth kiss a horse. LOL
2thotsandacot
joeboticus
Can I don't know it again?
ADHDFox
Unfortunately, no.