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OlElonMusky
Many of these should be speech 0 or one handed 0
MrDeadsr
#3 should be speech
Piratewaffle43
Only 60 minutes?
nebworb
The speech tree is always wrong in these memes and it bugs me for no good reason.
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
Wasnt there a confession bear for #16? Is it the same guy?
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
I dunno...but there's no way that guy didnt do that...looks like a psycho masturcoffeecreamer.
cyanideslushie
#16 more like alchemy 100
bealtimint
Stop promoting killdozer. He was a monster
skinny87
I think the kid that stole the car is in jail....
AimForTheLittleToe
He's norwegian, from my hometown. I don't know him, but I know damn well he's not in jail
PedroBenecol
ØØØØØ I AM DWÆRF!
NomDeImguerre
The submarines worked though... but only once.
oldshot
Basis Zaharoff could sell a woman a suit with two pair of pants to dress her husband for burial.
RavenHellfire
60 minute masturbation challenge? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up
ghostfacevader
"Tripped, fell, landed on his dick?" - Eminem
BobHubert
#16 needs one handed too
Chap452
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right?
beez428
He said it first. Cracked me up in junior high.
Scooter789
I’m getting real fuckin tired of hearing about the next asinine “challenge”.
Sarcasticbombastic
If I was that 'dead' Romanian guy, I'd slap the judge. Can't arrest a dead man.
Squeee
#4 amateur.
pancreas
I can jack off for over an hour just by accident
BlueSpaceLizard
He died? really???
itsBuddy
Yeah maybe two in there for me. Maybe. Watch Don Jon.
cyno01
Ya, even if youre not into edging or whatever, weve all had a bad fap session where you keep getting interrupted and it just takes forever.
darkhalfbreed
Usually if i get interrupted i get off quicker but it feels disappointing
james25000
Sad story of the home made tank....he died in there.
Buretsu
Happy story of the home-made tank: the only person he managed to successfully kill was himself.
bealtimint
Not for lack of trying
LizardsInTheSky
That's just, imo. He's been painted as some sort of libertarian hero, but he intentionally took out his anger over injustice on innocent
Fedotia
No injustice, he was in the wrong.
LizardsInTheSky
kids, workers, and the WIDOW of the guy who pissed him off.
bealtimint
Sad? Dude tried to murder innocent people.
james25000
Well I meant the story was a sad story, all around sad.
Voidwitch8
According to the NYTimes article I read, the Romanian guy disappeared for twenty-four years. His wife only got the certificate in 2016.
tuwdburgaler1337
#13 Juxtaposition win
daveysenseney9127001
#14 asks there real question. Is Jesus a Necromancer
NapkinBob
Anyone else think for a moment that the guy in #17 was taking a leak?
rezpawner
#1 I sincerely hope he dies a painful death.
nugenki
pancreas
it's a rich Saudi man. I just named 3 reasons he would get off with no penalty
Hitsuzen9
it's the daily mail so I highly doubt it's validity it is likely it didn't happen at all.
Comet260
Gasp! Are you saying that the DM is not trustworthy?!
SiIverSoul
That being said.. rich people can usually pay their way out. Wouldnt be too surprised if this has happened.
nugenki
snarkybitch
Nice dump. Entertain ?
z3lfmoord
Downvoted for the emoji. Leave that shit on Facebook.
SnarkySophia
Snarky high five!
snarkybitch
zombiebatman
?
z3lfmoord
Downvoted for the emoji. Leave that shit on Facebook.
zombiebatman
?
JazzRat3013
?
LazerHawkAttack
#13 Is that real?
AnythingMuchShorter
They chose the word "massive" carefully, it was only two women, but they had a lot of mass.
LazerHawkAttack
57 people found dead buried in a graveyard... isn't there where dead people are buried?
AlexTheTruther
I think it means there's 57 people buried there that aren't supposed to be there, at least, that's what I assume.
matchstickmetropolis
"57 people found buried dead in a graveyard" um. Yes.
marsgoose
What were they hoping to find...
pancreas
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ShadowTail
#6 his name is Daryl Davis he also has a netflix special and numerous TED talks on why he does it and what motivated him to start [1]
ShadowTail
Doing what he does. Its really awe-inspiring. [End]
ShadowTail
Er, #7. I cant count today.
ssjalhazred
Always updoot Killdozer
PedroBenecol
My hero
bealtimint
A gigantic cunt who tried to murder innocent people
PedroBenecol
Exactly.
bealtimint
Always downvote kill dozer
samwyze
#8 Wow, I was born there. Glad I didn't stay.
ShitstormOfSparrows
Same here, though I do miss Fast Eddie's.
Blastergv9
#20 They don't have gunpowder in their police dept? Know how easy it would be to blow up the tracks ?
mobiusm1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA
TheJDizzle
You're a retarded person aren't you?
Blastergv9
How so?
BendydickWaffleSmack
Fun Fact. This happened in my home town. He's not a fold hero, he's a greedy asshole and in the long run he helped out Granby CO
BendydickWaffleSmack
folk hero*