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Aug 8, 2019 8:33 AM
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malachilenomade
How dense can a person be to look at this, after the darting back and forth, and wonder "How did this happen?!"
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
There's a perfectly good surface next to it, but you're gonna put it on that flimsy-ass table.
jody92154
Gee what are we gonna eat now?
wheelow
Just be completely oblivious to everything around you.
eratosthenesearth
She must've been on imgur. I blame the guy who draws arms on everything.
itsodarkdownhere
Cat at the end tho lolz
Dukenukemx
She's hot.
RootEnoch
@OP is your username the male equivalent of spooky vaginosis?
alpacasaurusrex
Man that would be a cool band name. Spoopy Vaginas.
captainjuicynipples
iefil
Cucumberwater for customers only!
Tridec132
Bannedfrom Cucumberwater
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
"What in the gad damn fuck?" - That lady
ValoryFarquhar
Here is a beautiful Solar post lights I like best: https://www.amazon.com/Sogrand-Outdoor-3-5x3-5-Waterproof-Lantern/dp/B07BJNGT81
odinsravenscloaca
She’s dumb for having stuff out like that with pets around
Blue4Five
Not one comment about how perky her points are? That was what impressed me - after I laughed.
Paoloc0mments
Does that lady have any brain cells? The animals were clearly in need of someone to intervene and then she stands around with no reaction.
hooleydooley
she looks shocked and angry, maybe they just needed time to process what happened
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
That dog is gonna end up as lunch after that
CheeseB0t
Dogs are idiots
sograndcwl1
Here is a one of beautiful Solar garden lights : https://www.amazon.com/Decorative-Decorations-Waterproof-Landscape-Lighting/dp/B07RH4HDSW
GardenVarietyBro
Dog better be careful or he’ll end up in the cooking pot
monkeybutterfly
I’m surprised she’s surprised.
thxph
No one could have predicted this.
furnitureandeffects
Oh no real life! - woman prolly
Usainbold
Is the dog ok?
CaptainHyperbole
Dogs will be dogs
tellurideahoy
Nice rack.
thehighestfever
If there's one place I want lots of open food containers it's a hair salon with a dog and a cat.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
I’d be whooping the shit outta that dog
Columcille
I expected the cat to eat some of it.
bluefalcon75
I see.....boobs!
claven666
heh, good thing she's pretty cuz she ain't makin it on brains
Shnowonlymemes
Forget the cat and dog, why does a salon have a rice cooker on the counter? There are so many things here that are just wrong.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
That's lunch on the table and rice in the cooker.
AliBarber
It's not a rice cooker.
fanciestface
I just went camping and someone had plugged a rice cooker into the outlet on the bathroom counter
Xedi22
What’s wrong with making lunch?
4hybrid4
To cook rice
commeunpetitpoulet
They have a rice cooker because they the break room in the work place. There’s Not enough space to have a break room...And they love rice
SherMattLockSmith
May not be a rice cooker, I have seen similar appliances to keep bikini wax heated, otherwise it takes like 4 hours to warm up.
badmusicpuns
This is wong on so many levels.
Kakhtus
My salon offers coffee and tea, I guess rice is the next logical step.
BigSilver
You mean Wong
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It's for the old snip 'n snack, obviously :-)
LotusBlossom209
My sister got a small rice cooker to take to her office for lunch. Shes 30 mins away and shares rice with her coworkers
tveye82
Looks like Thailand. Food basicaly everywhere.
Rwhejek
Probably Vietnam, Thailand, etc. Commonplace in those countries
thelonepig
There was always someone eating in the businesses I went in. It was strange to see as an American. We aren't supposed to be seen on break.
bartman2014
Because Asian
HumanPeeing1
Racist jokes are funny, but just gotta watch yourself around socially-awkward white guys. They might grab a gun and start shooting everyone.
barnwolf
I think it's like the Asian equivalent of having a microwave in the break room.
barnwolf
Except it's Asia, so they don't have break rooms.
iwashopingthatusernamewasnottaken
just go to any chinatown hair saloon or nail spa, you will find anything you want there
WickedKittyisWicked
You haven't been to China, have you?
antillesw
SE Asia doesn't have healthcodes
Sars1
Not wrong at all, standard issue in most parts of Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam etc
stonecoldpuma
I thought it was a tortilla warmer and they had a taco station set up ♀️
silentsuspekts87
Because Asian. There's a rice cooker art any convenient time ever.
AmachiHitsugi
I'm from Southeast Asia... This didn't seem weird to me until you pointed it out.
AlexandriaLibraryXYZ
People have to eat Shnowonlyememes, workers count as people.
BallsackHippo
Why is it so strange? They have rice cookers, we have microwaves. People gotta eat sometimes.
ShiningForceMax
Because it's a business where tiny flecks of hair are a constant factor. Lots of hair + uncovered food = ???
Scalam1
Does it look like they have any customers XD
ShiningForceMax
I can see the strands of logic slowly unfurling.
myteenyverse
Very underrated comment, upvote for you
faunakate
Asian probably. When they go on holidays it's the first thing they pack. Rice is life.
swearty
Depends what kind of Asian - some are more into noodles
BrazilianThunderPanda
You know my grandma!
nero4ty2
it isn't a road trip unless you have the rice cooker full in the back seat
redghost999
It’s to keep things sterilised
xj4low
Like all the food on the TV tray?
pareidoliaperson
But do they cook rice in it on the side?
Swedash
My guess is that the workers eat rice with their meals.
Shnowonlymemes
I'm guessing not rice cooker then? Rather than cleaning things with freshly cooked rice.
idontlikepickingusername
Could be, supposedly the instant pot can be used as an autoclave
bloodlustunicorn
It's a rice cooker. I own the same one.
redghost999
What model?
bloodlustunicorn
Aroma ARC-838TC
bloodlustunicorn
Salons sometimes use them as a cheap way to keep hot wet towels, like some airlines would give out after long flights to freshen up.
redghost999
bloodlustunicorn
Nope. It's a rice cooker. I have the same one.
redghost999
Really? What exact model?
drGrafenberg
Now you are just ableist towards other cultures/people. Say “sorry” and share something on FB.
gunshowzero
What the fuck is this shit?
drGrafenberg
A joke.
gunshowzero
Sorry mate, you never know these days~
Shnowonlymemes
"share this post with five friends to cure aids in Sumatran tigers"
drGrafenberg
Very well then...