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Dionysus187
So has any one else noticed this new stupid trolling shit of 'What did *entity catching shit* do?"
paulthefish
Rasdwatrium
Thanks, Trump.
nervousdoggo
Or delta and how much of a cluster fuck last week was
TzarCowski
Meh all they gotta do bus ignore it and settle out of court.
bigian77
metalfoto
Exactly.
Moryrt
Marshal when he finds out bigfoot is acknowledged as real.
Randomice
Yup. United Airlines serves Coca Cola.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
All these HQ gifs tho
PeterPancho
Can someone please tell me everything I've missed ??!! I just know pepsi was hot this past couple of days.
KuuroiYuki
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/63hzzi/why_are_people_mad_at_pepsi/dfuo6f0/
ryunwould
I thought the exact same thing.
jedimasterzll
This took me a second, but wow. Such shade.
downvoteacct
We'll get back to you Pepsi, maybe we can drag you into the United mess as well!
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
I just really want to see the fallout from this and how screwed these assholes get
trippintherift
Keep getting pulled back to this post for notifications. Keeps making me laugh. Too bad I have but one upvote to give.
Briienne
Wait....what did Pepsi do?
WildBluntHickok
Put out an ad that suggested that protesters are just whiners and giving a cop a pepsi would solve any problems.
DEAFBANDIT
I thought the ad was about encouraging peace between all and sharing culture so that we may have a better and less hateful future.
DEAFBANDIT
But nah you're probably right, Pepsi hates blacks
LlornDeIcamole
https://youtu.be/73P9STckPLw
WeinerMobile
That was just terrible, I mean really, really bad
mariomario42
Made a perfectly fine commercial the internet overreacted to for memes.
NuclearChimichangas
What did you United do?
thegayestunicorn
http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article143706429.html
bumgirder
http://nypost.com/2017/04/10/dragged-passenger-kicks-and-screams-his-way-off-overbooked-flight/
NuclearChimichangas
Well ain't that some shit.
raidleadergutts
Also, FUCK that title. He didn't "kick and scream", he was dragged out unconscious.
diaaway
Yeah, but they actually did write that the security threw him against the armrest, and they did include the video - still a shitty tittle.
bumgirder
Forcefully removed a passenger, beat the shit out of him.
gabewalker10
Offered incentives to a passenger.
inthe713
United didn't beat the shit out of him, Chicago Dept of Aviation officers were forced to remove him from the flight after he refused.
raidleadergutts
"forced to remove him from the flight after he refused" How nicely you twist the story. They knocked him unconscious & dragged him out.
GlowGreen
Probably better they don't apologize to him, he'll make that much more money when he sues them.
lazerzpewpew
The statements they have already made are so weak as it is. I hope he takes them for all they are worth.
Supboo
The CEO of United was just named "Communicator of the year." He used to work for Pepsi.
EID0LON
Cite
OmnibusLatinName
This guy's amazing. We lured him away from Pepsi http://imgur.com/rljNFFF
littledrummer
No. That's just too ironic at this moment
jesuisjens
Please explain why this has anything to do with irony?
LetMeBeTheLittleSpoon
He's been the CEO of two companies that just had HUGE PR scandals and was awarded communicator of the year. That's irony.
forfour4nocation
Holy shit that's comedy gold! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Munoz_(executive)
wulf97
Oh blin
ImmortanStan
Cyka Blyat
Superchief86
Man, some days the universe just gives and gives.
TontoPaivolainen
I think Pepsi just bought a pr disaster and fed united to wolves. Still cheaper than pepsi disaster ;) go pepsi co
TheYoungGod
This is where CEOs earn their pay. They are at the helm of a craft with mindless butt-scratching crew members trying to sink their own ship.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
But then they justify it and blame the passenger instead of admitting the problem and saying apologizing.
todayok
You are dead wrong. The culture was in the company from the top down that this shit is OK. No one does this unless mgmt has your back.
TheYoungGod
His job is going to be minimizing damage. He will stand by company policy . Blame will be pushed to the LEOs for using excessive force.
todayok
You haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
OneFuckedPony
I'm sorry, is that a joke?
Supboo
nope http://time.com/4733467/united-airlines-ceo-oscar-munoz-award/
sykoticflaw
Truth really is fucking stranger than fiction sometimes.
Cthuluu
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Thanks! I'll need this for a uni assignment.
JasonForge
No mother fucking way. Comedians can't write this shit. Who the fuck let 4chan take the wheel of reality these years?
COSami
They have all aged past the whiny teenager mental stage and have been able to infiltrate world governments. It's only a matter of time now.
randomeranimalfacts
okay, but, the CEO probably didn't orchestrate the whole "beating-up-customer" kerfuffle, so maybe he is a good communicator and deserves it
jimmyriba
He did write this abomination of an "apology": https://twitter.com/united/status/851471781827420160
Supboo
EXACTLY what I was referring to...
Darkspire
He also won woman of the year.
5quidProQuo
Now that's impressive.
OneFuckedPony
Jesus Christ! Thanks for the insight.
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
We've gone full circle!
OneFuckedPony
That was slow burn funny.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Is there even a point to making jokes anymore, reality is coming up with better shit then we ever could
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
trippintherift
He asked for a Pepsi and they said, "is coke okay?"
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Poor man. I just wanna hold him till he's all better
Nomulus
They couldn't a more innocent man to attack if they tried.
Brunitski
"I am with the force and the force is with me "
TheKungFuJew
Fuuuuuck. They did a number on him, didn't they?
delilahviolet
Does anyone have a source with sound of this video?
Genotex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STJQnu72Nec
delilahviolet
Thank you!
delilahviolet
Well I'm looking for the video of him after the fact standing there bloodied. I've seen him being dragged off
jeffasaurusrex
I smell a multi million dollar lawsuit..
dingbatwingbat
As much as United was rude to him, he technically had to give up his seat if they asked him to. He might be able to sue for their methods.
NotoriousDuchess
Yep this guy is gonna get a big payout.
jeffasaurusrex
Exactly
SilentInSUB
Yup. There were plenty of ways for them to diffuse the situation. The easiest being that they move to another person and bump up the offer.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
They attacked him. They told security to attack him.
Septcanmat
"You give up your seat and we DONT brutalize you. Better deal than the last guy got."
zethlington
Supposedly if I understood their website correctly, this is required by them
dingbatwingbat
Well as I understand t they did offer money to everyone, but no one took it. They finally had to make people get off. (1/2)
zethlington
Altho that seem like for those that are denied to board. Since he had already boarded I'm not sure. And cuz they wanted emoloyees on instead
dingbatwingbat
However, in the fine print when you buy a ticket it says they can make you give up your seat if they need it. So he couldn't say no (2/2)
SneakEFoxxe
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT PEPSI DID. I have asked repeatedly and no one has answered
LlornDeIcamole
https://youtu.be/73P9STckPLw
MisterWho
Your question has already been answered. I just wanted to join the conversation.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Is it too asinine to say "me too?" I only ask, because I like using the word "asinine" because you say "ass" to say it.
justoneoftheimgurls
I'm too lazy to find a link but they released an ad with Kendall Jenner that supposedly made light of the black lives matter movement
Mepharias
Fuck the BLM movement. More harm than goog.
thegelatoking
They trivialized the whole activist movement of any type to try to cater to millennials. Because millennial are "activists".
Supboo
This is a hilarious take on it: https://youtu.be/qDWlMi14quY
HungryPumpkn
Starts at about 5:20 for anyone else trying to watch it.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
https://youtu.be/Pn8pwoNWseM
CaptainMongoose
Pepsi made a bad commercial, but mostly it's the cult of outrage crying
DoubleSunMoonMoon
I think you have a point. Get back to +1!
sozensloth
I'm just as confused as you are. From what I can gather, one of the Jenner girls played in a Pepsi commercial...
SneakEFoxxe
Yeah I just read the article. Apparently they used police officers with fake patches that looked too much like the real ones.
AlkeneThiol
What
blazebot4200
Pepsi made a heavy handed and clumsy attempt to tap into the anger in America and use it to sell Pepsi and people thought it was tacky
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
Well said!
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
https://youtu.be/Pn8pwoNWseM
EllyAndreaJ
Google Pepsi commercial and watch the one with Kendall Jenner. It's completely racially insensitive.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Man. I'm surprised no body said anything about the outrage from Skittles releasing an all white bag with mystery flavored candies 1/2
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Talking about "pride makes the world go round " or something of that sort. Going off the fact that White is a combination of all color.
bustosoon
Racially insensitive lol
MarshawnLynch
Just Google "pepsi"
bttycrckr
Is it true you're going to sign with the raiders
SneakEFoxxe
I probably should've stumbled to that earlier.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Don't trust every thing you read on the internet. For example, the one about Pepsi being a Nazi front? Yeah, that one.
balsack
Made a commerical effectively saying Pepsi cures racism
diditforbananas
Watch this from Cracked: https://youtu.be/1YvlqiJwGe8
SearchingForUnderstanding
They angered the overly sensitive SJW crowd who were looking for something to be overly sensitive about.
Gibenitural
Not sure about the offended part, but man what a stupid ad. Straight outta the 80's.
SearchingForUnderstanding
None of my issues with it rise to the level of offense that many have taken. I think most people just want something to ridicule anyway.
thecrayonisred
Kendall Jenner is walking around at some protest handing out Pepsi's. She gets to the blockade of police and hands them a Pepsi and (1/2)
thecrayonisred
magically everything is fine. Was thought to imply that serious issues such as police brutality could be solved by a bottle of Pepsi (2/2)
Kimozabi
"Was thought to imply" Well, with an unshakable, concrete baseline like that, no wonder everyone starting claiming that as a fact.
Engelous
Yea, only coke~a~cola can do tht!
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
It's an olive branch metaphor that has been used for millennia.
ICarpeYourDiems
or worse, Kendall Jenner
BrontTheGoodBoy
Grade-A joke. +1
Seventiesguy
Belittled protesters of all races by having Kylie Jenner give a cop a Pepsi and pretended all was good.
thatguy73
I watched it. Thought it was more about the younger generation binding together for unity at all levels and professions. Show how butt hurt
thatguy73
Our society is when we look for a way to be divided than brought together
momolessthenthree
It's actually Kendall Jenner
ArthurPhillipDent
I don't understand how that is belittling anyone. Its clearly an olive branch metaphor right? In what way is that outrageous?
happytobehere2
LIbtards will find a way....
dwilson0725
I'm confused, is her name Kylie or kenndel?
KuuroiYuki
Kendall.
PizzaSlutForever
They all just blend into one...
AnythingMuchShorter
Kaylee is like the guy who didn't like the dogs, we don't care enough to be sure of her name.
Dovahkiink
They're good Jenners, Smushy
AnythingMuchShorter
That's right AverageCosby
Seventiesguy
Watch the SNL version and you will understand
DarkNinja2462
Was that SNL from 2 days ago? (I haven't checked)
MoooCow
Yes
RoyBattysDove
That was point on. Thanks for the heads up.
ScoobyDooGhoulSchool
I honestly don't understand why everyone is so upset. The commercial was clearly meant to represent unity between police and protesters.
omnipotentmonkey
perceived systemic racism and power abuse. I don't understand how anyone can't at least perceive why people may have an issue with that. 2/2
thatguy73
Yeah the whole point of the commercial was to transcend that stuff be better than it instead of so many people wallowing in it and using it
thatguy73
To define themselves
Somethingwittythiswaycomes
It's also just a commercial. I'm going to go to medical school to specialize in removing sticks from asses and make a fortune.
omnipotentmonkey
I recommend you read the chain from the other half of this comment, it's not a simple matter of 'sticks up asses' if you can't 1/
omnipotentmonkey
being a commercial makes it worse, as in addition to being incredibly tone-deaf and trivialising, it's doing so to push a product. 3/3
omnipotentmonkey
see the legitimacy of the complaints, you're an idiot. being 'just a commercial' is no excuse, in fact depending on how you look at it, 2/
omnipotentmonkey
Yeah, by giving the cop a can of pepsi, because clearly all you need is pepsi to solve notable social strife tied to the concepts of 1/
ScoobyDooGhoulSchool
The Pepsi can is a metaphor. It's meant to represent communication and the necessary outreach that must happen to prevent future tragedies.
omnipotentmonkey
intentional, it's a terrible one, a soft-drink represents opening lines of communication and outreach? a fucking soft-drink? 3/)
omnipotentmonkey
1. that's a stretch. 2. Kendall Jenner, I don't have any issues with the Jenners as people, I don't know them, but having a human 1/)
omnipotentmonkey
it still feels like a trivialisation even in that hypothetical example. 4/4
omnipotentmonkey
personification of being born into entitlement be the one to hand the can over was a baffling move. 3. even if the 'metaphor' was 2/)