RonDewings
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Cat tax Loki
Blank666
Always upvote sir Patrick
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
#5 Oh he got it, he just had his priorities in a fixed order.
Mirilali
#46 I made these biscuits now I shall EAT THEM! You won't stop me human.
grabyerpitchforks
#13 one of my fave comics
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
#49 No one going to comment that Ariel seems to have a tail? How is she standing
pacificrimmer
Nicely done, Melissa!
Overextendeddullard
#38 It is possible to commit many crimes and still win
ThaWhiteRanger
Where's the rest of the Star Wars and coffee thread? I demand to know how Jar Jar makes his brew!
KidAmnesia
Oh, you really don't want to know that.
knockout350
#8 tired of realizing things about myself like this
mistermiggs
#17 Lmao gottem
QT3pt141592653
#1 "eww, guys, can you not do that when I'm in the apartment?!"
SubiBryant
I get the phrasing may be objectionable but the kid's right, you really shouldn't waste diamonds on a hoe.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I think the saying has the inbuilt assumption (or percieved assumption) that all women= hoes.
ZachariasWolfe
I mean you shouldn't waste anything by definition, right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Scheckschy
#13 Email creates a CYA trail.
wantednokes
Before my wife and I were even dating in high school, she made me touch her boob. Did not compute
weidermeijer
#4 “SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!” [ralph!]
Klintov
#29 can't be too coarse - BHD
RonDewings
Not too fine, not too coarse
drinkthederpentine
#13 man if you relate to this I don't want to ever hear about why you got a low paying job. This is disfunctional
wandergirl
#1 My husband, too, likes to instigate sexytimes right when I'm getting started cooking
RonDewings
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ZombieInfernoLand
#39 cat got a dick in its mouth?!
fartharder
Old expression.
Fishkeeper
Medieval times had a lot of stories about animals and/or witches stealing genitalia.
IAMSRC
nickelrocket
#49 Steady, gentlemen. Alice is 7, remember?
Scheckschy
#25 Unless you're gathering achievements.
ruferto
#1 sometimes she's cooking and you see the booty and the floor's mad slippery so you just slip in
MrSmilingDeath
LCMcG
#34 Ravenclaw's animal is an eagle, not a raven
Blank666
Thank you!
RonDewings
Misleading name!
harryplt788
Sidnee
Wait.... there was a day 34 of quarentine? That was like 6 years ago, wasn't it?
RonDewings
IneedAVacation
#8 Been watching Star Trek TNG and DS9 re-runs for the past 2 years religiously
RonDewings
The only new series Ive watched in the last year are Star Wars, Marvel, or The Witcher which I already knew I'd like
IanHowe
Brooklyn 99 for me. I thought I just really liked the show. Shhh, it’s on
Tokomek
#7 this is what a happy marriage looks like.
MrsBlancheDevereaux
I used to be like this until my ex husband had sex with anyone that said hello to him. Cheated on me with 3 coworkers ??♀️
ruferto
#1 too
apairofpetducks
Yeah I do this for my husband, and he does the same for me. Win/win.
RonDewings
My missus always points them out
CorvidPrime
Mine too, but she expects me to do the same for her. She hates missing a hot chick in a bikini…
RonDewings
RonDewings
But to be honest, I usually just say 'Boobies', and she will look too
blknflp
#2 "laughing my off ass"?
Dissipo
lol
Hitlerious
Laughing my orse aff
DrSchlepenstein
"launching my onions around"
Fendeezy
I think it's intentional like "kek"
JoeMangoJello
Leprechauns Masturbating On Alpacas
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Jason Lmoa
tavinjer
Goddamnit that was gonna be my comment
axarien
That is so stupid and I can’t stop laughing +1
sevrono
#40 I'm not convinced a man has more than max three/four types of soap needs. Scalp, body, face, maybe beard. Your balls do not need 1/2
ballpeenX
Dial bar soap and some kind of shampoo covers it all.
sevrono
A special type of soap, just use body wash. He'll most guys only use 1 or 2 types 2/2
delphinart
Mucous membranes can react more strongly to harsh soaps, so some actually might. But enjoy your dry ass nuts.
sevrono
Dry nuts are definitely not an issue I have, have to use baby powder all year
delphinart
Being sweaty is not at all the same as having moisturized healthy skin lmfao
ferafish
But... testicle skin is not a mucous membrane?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Testicles have a thin layer of skin lined with smooth muscle tissue and a similar gland setup to the rest of your skin.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Never use harsh soaps for your body (except maybe the pits in a pre-wash kinda deal and your hands when washing those)