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When cobra snake eggs hatch .
Aug 27, 2021 10:33 AM
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When cobra snake eggs hatch .
RebRos3
Know its some species of nope rope but it’s still incredibly cute.
twsx
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kittykaroshi
My first response was, Oh Hello, No, Goodbye! But seeing this little baby wobble....god dammit give him a snake cookie
jelladelta
And teaching him parceltongue already
JCBalance
Look at all the cobra shit it can already do. Stupid, weak human babies...
egoAristippos
munchmunchmunch
little wobbly there
jebstat59365
punkrocksquirell
That’s a terrifying little baby right there.
LiterallyAWizard
Angel-hair danger noodle
Blackfinity
Imagine being born ready to kick ass...
EricTheBear
You want... some snek?
staceyjorgenson31415
They’re born ready to rock, so no thanks ?
keshro
hatched *
krslvsasuka101
What a funky chicken
Dimens83
cute but deadly little fellow
QualityPotates
This is not a king cobra. If I had guess, I would say it's probably a monocled cobra. Kings have a different pattern and face shape.
Carl99
Sub-Comment further up has info, some kind of spitting cobra without scrolling back up. Also has sauce.
SandwichMastery
That little dude could fuck you right up
CarlottaVonSprockett
After he gets his balance, haha.
DrDred
Cobraaaaalaaaahh!
NotTinyPancakes
First words "you wanna go mate?"
textilelover
Or maybe "You wanna go, mate?" Does he want to fight or fuck? Could go either way!
NotTinyPancakes
SDC333
You had better get the flute going quickly.....
LCMcG
Sauce, boss: https://www.instagram.com/p/B0NnKpID0Bi/?utm_medium=copy_link her insta is great
LCMcG
She does a lot of work with venomous species and she's way more comfortable handling them than I will ever be
LCMcG
Also, @op, per her description, this is an indochinese spitting cobra, Naja siamensis, not a king cobra. Her insta is @lika_pxl to give cred
LawFiveGuy
if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. if it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous
SebastianCrab
TIL I'm poisonous to 30% of mosquitoes!
infinitejigglypuff
If you bite each other and you like it, it's kinky.
onecowboytoo
What if the person is just toxic?
tehmoosezor
*bites off snake head* I am so fucking venomous.
banz111
If you bite it and you don't die, it might be food
saldrSleepTaker
If it bites itself and you die, that's voodoo
darkninja2992
But what if i bite it and the guy next to me dies?
mrshihtzu
zafner
Oh for god's sake, everybody knows what it bloody means
Catitapillar
GanjaPlanet
You have massively overestimated what everyone knows. ?
chronologicalvoid
If it bites itself and dies, we won't know which one it is.
WhyCantILeave
LawFiveGuy
if I'm ever in a situation where I'm interviewing someone for a job, this will be the first question I ask the candidate
Deletdisting
If it bites itself and you die thats voodoo
Chereazi
It's a Prince Cobra before it evolves to a King Cobra later on. #randomtrueanimalfacts
pareidoliaperson
Where Avatr yo?
NoSoundatWork
I like you
Chereazi
effinooguy
Can anyone photoshop a tiny tattoo on his face and a guitar? (The Artist Formerly known as Prince Cobra)
xyxyxyxy31
ReNiX333
You're my new favorite internet stranger
pretendthisisagoodusername
So is a Queen cobra a female or gay?
Chereazi
It's FABULOUS
Youhavinagiraffe
A Queen Cobra is an adult cobra in captivity... It wants to break free
joejubee
That seems unsafe.
BirdsInBlimps
It is incredibly unsafe. Cobras hatch with a full load of venom, but no ability to limit how much a strike delivers. Full dose every time.
SometimesIfindmyselfstaringatwomensbreastwhenImtryingtoconverse
Even if that cobra went full blast and dried itself out, how would it reach a fraction of an adult? Even google agrees
cleverlydisguised
Evidently that's a misconception. Baby snakes are not deadlier due to lack of venom control. Adult snakes produce and use more than babies
RigoryMorty
Bullshit.
mdb9937
We can just compromise and say whether it's a baby or an adult you're pretty much up shit creek with no paddle.
RigoryMorty
Yeah sure, but I'd pick the baby every damn time for sure. Being alive has become important over the years.
SteveD31415
Venomous from the git-go.
railgap
and just as deadly as an adult because the venom, while much less in quantity, is more potent.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yes but for the first few hours they don't know how to bite.
jansenart
Fuckin' loaded and ready to kill
sc363
I think their fangs are too delicate to pierce human skin, and if they break them, not sure if they grow back.
LawFiveGuy
thanks. saved me the trouble of looking it up
Stoffel3000
Random people claiming things online doesn't save you from the trouble of looking things up. Just saying ;-)
clamdriver
Upvoting the naked arm.
Tifandi
Some snakes even more so I believe, like rattlers
CamelWides6
Usually worse when they’re young because they don’t have as much control of their venom output.
RigoryMorty
Stop spreading lies.
RigelKent
That's an old myth. Adults can inject MANY times more the volume of venom. Just think about it. How is tiny baby injecting more than adult?
TheJonSnowShow
I don't think anyone thinks it puts out more volume than adults, just that it would be more potent. Still unfounded either way
sh3nhu
"I swear this never happens!"
Se7enPr1me
Ha youre right tho. It never happens because that claim is unfounded
CamelWides6
PostMoThoin
A 'reptile dysfunction'?
sh3nhu
Okay, that got me lol
PoppinLochNessHopster
...I really wish this myth would die. It's not true, never has been. Where did this idea ever come from??
geekyredheadedpufferfish
I always thought this just applied to scorpions. Where i grew up thats what parents told their kids.
veedubfreak
Riddick started it.
ligmabolz
It was from a research about a different type of snake where snake bites from adolescent ones resulted in near 100% death rate and adult >
ligmabolz
Ones in about 10% , so that's the only assumption they could come up with. It's a proven fact, they just had no other explanation
bsavage002101
Might be from rattlesnake. Same poison as adults but no warning rattle
CatBeagler
It came from parents making up bullshit to prevent their stupid kids from playing with the cute baby versions of venomous things.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Like, 1 google search and you find a thousand articles saying it's not true, and 0 saying it is.
Tentrees
I wanna know who-all is out there handing over a leg or something to be bit by a bunch of baby cobras and a bunch of adult ones.
RhamnusiaThePaladin
Baby snakes are more dangerous bc they can't control the amount of venom yet. Each bite has way more than an adult's :/
Hooliehan
They have the same amount as a adult but adults have control to limit amount or not at all if its a warning bite baby's can't do this
RaftingRyan
Do have a scientific source for this? I'm genuinely curious.
Hooliehan
I don't I just remeber Steve irwin saying it once
RaftingRyan
Source? This is an urban legend.
DarkSlayer54
Did you know that daddy long legs are the most venomous in the world? Their fangs are just too short to pierce human skin!
DarkSlayer54
Trust me, a friend from school told me. He's wicked smart. Also, I've got some fun facts about Marilyn Manson that are totally true!
malbec
I loved him in Mr. Belvedere