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It takes place Oct. 15.
Trump is so crazy and erratic these days, it seems fitting that we should go on without him and try to be as normal as possible. I'm guessing he's not healthy enough to debate not only because of his deteriorating mental stability, but also because of Covid 19.
Although, to be fair, Trump could probably babbel incoherent fever induced blather and he still probably wouldn't sound much different than he did at the last debate... and his followers would still feel like he owned the libs.
To be honest, I feel frustrated that neither candidate is offering a comprehensive healthcare package. This is the biggest issue in America. And the healthcare industry has latched onto America's big titty like a rabid possum. Health care is a basic right described in the Declaration of Independence- life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness. Indentured servitude is a key reason we rebelled against the British. Just like life protecting services from police, fire and the military, all Americans deserve the right to live, not just those at a certain income level. At least Biden has a plan to help. Trump only plan is to limit medical services more (Unhappy face emoji).
https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2020/10/biden-wins-debate-timeslot-after-trump-pulls-out-abc-to-host-town-hall-without-president/
hitthatbomb
Agree with this move - an empty podium is appropriate. However, let’s treat our public officials with scrutiny, no softballs for Joe.
madbydesign
Trump is going to lose his shit… even more than he already has.
cabalin
Trump will come running back. He is so weak
RadicalLeftist
The ACA insured 20million americans, bidens expansion will insure 30million or 2/3 of the remaining uninsured. Incremental policies pass
MindTheGap7
Now the media needs to not televise whatever trump pulls at all
GullahGullahIslander
Ha! This is great...wonder what the tweet storm will look like
DrVenture420
Let’s see what trumps cooks up to distract from the townhall.
Acrage
Media should just spam that he forfeited the debate and therefore lost by pulling out. It would drive him insane knowing he lost by default.
CurlyZen
YES.
WehWehWeh
lol Trump is scared of Biden
MilaniHistory
Dude committed treason just to get dirt on Biden so yeah
Immune2Iocaine
What a whiny little bitch ass he is. I cant interrupt anyone with nonsense so i dont wanna participate.
Tomadzo
Biden already has the ACA to point to. It is deeply flawed, but can be modified to make it better
MAN9000
We have this hope.
SpammaJamma
Trump: THEY GAVE HIM A WHOLE PROGRAM! FAKE MEDIA DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE! THEY'RE SCARED! PROUD BOYS STAND BY! LIBERATE MICHIGAN!
DanFranzen
First time Trump's pulled out of anything?
DaniaAudax
It’s too small to tell, apparently.
guactopus
Probably for the best. Nothing of substance is ever said at the debates, but an hour or two of just biden explaining his policies is good.
guactopus
Plus trump also looks very bad dodging a debate.
bentonb101
Doesn’t trump literally have corona virus?
gaarashatan0360
i think you mean china virus
guitarfourtysix
#magavirus
loser9999
Yes
mediox42
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Dating a hentai tentacle monster in a nutshell.
deathandtaxes1
Ironically if what became the USA hadn’t rebelled against the British you’d now have freedom AND universal healthcare.
Itemidentifier
If the colonies had remained they might not have expanded so much westwards?
Jagerbeast
Trump is such a snowflake
AlabasterSexington
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MrGrundy
Nice trump face! Looks just like him lol
dancinginthesnow
So are his supporters.
PooPculture
Such a whiny bitch. Blames everyone but himself, never takes responsibility, can't take criticism or jokes, complains constantly.
mindstorm8191
Says disturbing things, then claims he was sarcastic & expects everyone to have known that
LerryV2
I think its more that hes dying of rona and doesnt want to look weak
by5andy2000
I was thinking "pajama boy".
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If you think that's a snowflake reaction, wait for what he does during Biden's townhall. He'll start a mega-ralley or some shit.
ArtSparkle
tuhnu
DON'T LICK THAT. Do you have ANY idea where it's been?
ElbowDeepInOPsMom
Yeah, I've a few ideas. Probably safer to lick a public bathroom floor in Cancun after spring break.
Espio217
It is kind of odd you point out that neither candidate has a healthcare plan? https://joebiden.com/healthcare/#
Yesthisisathrowawayprofile
Yeah we can’t let these things deter our vote. Once Biden gets in, THEN we start pushing. Gotta get over that first hump.
jipopotamus
A *comprehensive* healthcare plan was what @op was understandably after. Bernie will be on the team though so will push for better progres.
Musubi626
ImGur8
Yo the commission cancelled it, he offered options and alternatives and they just cancrlled how is he "dropping out"
werrywerry
That is exactly the reason.
AltoPrincess
Holy shit, that face. He needs a time out and a nap nap.
CongenitalSlurpees
He needs a dirt nap. At least he won't have to worry about the people who he owes money.
AchDuLieber
Diaper change... stat!
killbillsexwife
Trump is a yellow bellied coward and epic loser.
reclusivegiraffe
orange bellied
mediox42
n0n53n53
That's $70,000 of the most exquisite alpaca pubic hair on the planet
kjb72
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Loser and a sucker.
kokaneekiller
The world would be a better place if Trump had pulled out more often.
ongabonga
IAmAnthonyStark
Trump’s dad, too.
shinagami091
AltoPrincess
mariomario42
Trump is going to be tweeting the whole time
MilaniHistory
Right and best believe he will say something crazy that morning to distract from town hall like he did last time.
MarioBoon
So, like any other day.
GuyWithDog
He'll be 'fact checking' in real time lol
embodymentofgattaca
"Alternative Fact Checking" **
IAmAnthonyStark
I hope he’s banned as soon as he is out of office
RandomInternetAsshole
*imprisoned*
Spartan04
Imprisoned with his assets seized.
IAmAnthonyStark
Of course! But until that happens, he still has access to a phone. I just want to be rid of this guy.
RandomInternetAsshole
I know I'm getting older, but honestly I can't remember ever being so utterly exhausted by news cycles like I am with this ass-clown.
IAmAnthonyStark
Same here, mate. Same here. I’ve aged a decade in the last four years. There was always division that I can remember, but this is a new
RandomInternetAsshole
I have to limit my news intake per day, because it's just so tiring.
cantcornerthewarner
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump tried to barge in at the last minute and ABC capitulating to him
StarscreamAndHutch
Crashes through the stage door like the koolaide man and screams ‘oh yeah!’ Then dies of over exertion.
Affablesea9917
AchDuLieber
This video loop is *exactly* what is inside cheetolini’s head 24/7.
SunAnvil
What. The. Fuck.
NurgleErik
My thought exactly
elcee50
damn Trump bailed out of this debate like it was Vietnam
vladimirtheliberator
RackhamTheRed
Don't you need to be somewhere first to be able to bail out?
jipopotamus
IceCubeSandwich
Definitely stealing this lol thank you ?
jipopotamus
I live to serve
DigiT00l
Nah, now he actually has a legit medical reason
DigiT00l
Ironically, this time he denies he has a medical condition
Neinas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGiFpJC9LM
Agunslingerborn
iCameWheniHeardYouBeatTheEliteFour
First time he's pulled out in his life.
ZoidbergIsGreat
DickFlanagan
Rabies in possums is very rare due to their lower body temperature than most other mammals
DickFlanagan
Possums are generally immune to snake venom
MAN9000
... and yet here we are.
werrywerry
@OP you are pretty goddamn funny!
elcee50
They also eat a HUGE amount of ticks along with other pests. Possums are bros.
DickFlanagan
Possums: Scream-at-own-ass? Frequently. Rabid? Unlikely.
tigersRcool
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
You are now subscribed to Possum Facts! You will receive one verified possum fact every hour. Text YES to confirm or STOP to confirm.
IdrawDoggosIGuess
YEOP
tigersRcool
yougetanornament
A podium that can be asked questions is the same as trump being there. Just put a screaming possum on it.
thesunisgettingreallow
Don't insult the opossums, they do more to stop the spread of disease in their 2-3 year lives than Trump has done this entire presidency.
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Channel 4 in the UK replaced our pm with a block of ice when he didn't attend an environment debate a short while ago.
Nightcaste
But... The ass is missing...
xj4low
At least a possum eats ticks and insects. Trump just spews virus and lies.
WillowFox
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
SalmySwims
I may not like possums, but possums prevent the spread of Lyme Disease, which is far better than Trump has done to stop Covid-19
Tmoneybags
What’s with all the possum hate?
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
i'd watch that.
JackieTreehornProductions
Have Clint Eastwood come out and set down an empty chair...
Mayfly10
I like the idea of a screaming goat more.
LiterallyAWizard
Now I want someone with actual Photoshop skill to make a "Scream at own ass 2020" image
SickGirl01
Or a cranky toddler.
Nightcaste
Trump said he's not coming
Frogapus
RolandLovecraft
I wanna hear what this beaver is so upset about.
SomeCommenter
Think that's a woodchuck
HappySweet
I think it’s a marmot.
RolandLovecraft
You’re a woodchuck! ....I think youre right though.
BladeRan
The UK had this when Borris refused to attend. They put an ice sculpture and filmed it melting
ElizaMDancer
Good one! Hahahahaha
Bones8677
Is that true? Thats great!
RadioSilenceDW
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50596192
Bones8677
Oh, I thought it was an ice sculpture of Boris Johnson. lol
JackIsLacking
A screaming possum would be better for this country and frankly, you should apologize before they become offended.
dman1103
Use a wombat
admiralawesome4213
possum listening to trump during their debate:
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Running on the controversial but popular TRASH FOR ALL!!!! platform
mediox42
StarkeRealm
Dude, stop enlarging his hands with photoshop, it just makes him bolder.
IvanWestenbrug
Hands are stil to big!
Ja5per
T-rumpex
Bardcrest
My guess is that Trump will complain about not getting equal time.
sha13
He'll probably call to interrupt him
photog
To Trump:
icouldbeahotmess
So good
DGNightwing95
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Well he can suck on his own tiny dick. Fuck him
IamLewAshby
He cant even see it
TacoThePerson
Trump gets to spend hours broadcasting his bullshit all the time. I miss when he was hospitalized.
stankginchfurbuger
Best week in four years...
llamallamadingd0ng
He will tweet to try to interrupt
gaarashatan0360
FlashHardwood
Biden should just take his 45 minutes and make it very clear he only took his portion.
Goomba92
Still ask Trump the questions and sit in perfect silence so he absolutely had a chance to respond.
thepossiblegirl
That would be the most subtle "Suck it" of all time and I really think this is what 2020 needs right now.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
he will complain either way.
Bardcrest
Well yes, it was more a guess at WHAT he will complain about.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
everything. lol literally everything.
MechaKingGhidorah
Don’t forget, he’s being oppressed! (Sarcasm)
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
MAN9000
Yes, but he was offered equal time, and that's what matters.
Shellbear3000
Yeah no. They should force him honestly. Bc his supporters will be such assholes over this.
sparachiodi
A smart move for Biden would be not to allot all of the time given BUT use only half of it, or the just amount he would get in a debate.
SophieClockwise
He's better off making full use of the time, given the inevitable response: "Sleepy Joe couldn't even manage to fill the time he was given!"
StarmineRendezvous
Unfortunately it's not. What matters is whether his supporters believe him, and they never look further than his spittle. 1/
schizznatt
His supporters are not changing their minds, no matter what. So who cares what they think. What matters now are moderate Repubs who don't
schizznatt
like Trump but are hesitant to vote for a dem platform. I would like to think they are more reasonable.
MAN9000
I'm speaking in terms of legality. Swing voters are the only ones this will effect.
StarmineRendezvous
If he claims he was mistreated, it's automatically considered true by many, and makes everything even more tense. /2
Badprenup
Yeah but he claims mistreatment even when groups are treating him better than the opposition. He's repeatedly said big tech has bias 1/2
Badprenup
Against him and Republicans, even though the opposite is consistently demonstrated.
Hellboy86
Not to his fan base
HarryHighpantss
Skizzlesnap
Shocker: He just flip flopped. Now he wants the debate...after he found out Joe will get the time slot.
Bardcrest
Interesting.
photoshopbot01
Source? I can't find this story.
Skizzlesnap
I should add that he only wants in person debates.
Skizzlesnap
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/live/2020/10/08/us/harris-pence-trump-biden.amp.html
Wikipedo
Google Amp ??? Try www.nytimes.com/live/2020/10/08/us/harris-pence-trump-biden.amp.html instead
polarpurple
How can you say that about such STUNNING WEB EXPERIENCES that amp provides us???
MickeyTheHound
He called into Fox for an hour to say how an hour debate was a waste of his time.
ImGur8
Yo the commission cancelled it, he offered options and alternatives and they just cancrlled how is he "dropping out"
MrStealUrMeme
Was that the phone I interview where he had to stop and clear his throat or cough multiple times?
aaronthebaron1
Made me laugh, that’s absolutely true.
xj4low
He is on rush limbaugh right now spewing lies. "impeachment hoax, perfect phone call, got over covid quickly, phony media..." Senile old man
MrStealUrMeme
Was this the interview where he had to stop to clear his throat, or cough multiple times?
xj4low
No. That was fox yesterday. Looks like the show chickened out from taking calls. Entire thing was just sucking on the cheeto ego.
becauseurwrong
Istg the host tried to get him to hang up, "Mr. President, I know you're busy and have to go," like your rambling grampa. But he kept talkin
erischilde
The amount of access he has to them and directly to the audience for free, is frightening.
MyDickStaysHardInGraveyards
True though. The debate should be 3 hours without commercial
SenorHoward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DkrTN060qs
mycatToastwasafatasshole
For real?
Jusse42CrispLover
Lol
TheCacklingJackal
Honestly, it probably is. Anyone voting for him probably couldn't care less about what he says. Anyone not voting for him isn't for a reason
TreasonousCheeto
They care, but only insofar as it’s loud and upsets liberals.
TheCacklingJackal
I meant whatever he says will not dissuade them. He could probably quite literally shoot someone on 5th avenue and not loose a single vote.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I mean it is in the sense that he can’t possibly gain voters that way haha
outofallloops
Remember how he wanted Biden to get tested for performance enhancing drugs? Now he himself is on good damned steroids.
OmnipotentBeing
I hope he coughed a lot on that call. lol
dowranglery
Yeah just like doing his job. :(
Asadachi
he's running scared, but he's a proven coward so no surprise.
dontrike
The man that doesn't want to do something virtual will hold a virtual rally.
TheGeeB
It isnt like he says anything worth anyones time
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
He is not well. He was talking shit about his cabinet, demanding Biden and Hillary be locked up, talking shit about Whitney, something about
litelbrown
IDK this sounds on par
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
So, just standard Trump
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The steroids are probably making him unstable. ANd he wasn't exactly standing on a solid foundation to begin with.
ThatTransformersDude
A few more days and he'll be Azula at the end of AtLA
bladerunner93
Or golum
Church14
I honestly think he dodged the debate because that Dee-whatever drug causes a LOT of aggressive side effects and he can’t control himself
foresthillsbob
I think he's scared and doesn't like when people openly disagree with him, like in a debate
DoubleNubbin
Since when has self control been something he has?
Church14
He hasn’t. But he’s always thought he has it. Maybe this drug is too much and even he recognizes the problem
SirTiberius
Don't forget about how "they want to hug me and kiss me because I'm a perfect physical speciman."
becauseurwrong
Talkin about Gold Star families, no less
SophieClockwise
Sounds like the reason he gave for bursting in on *very* unwilling half-dressed young teenage girls appearing in the Miss Universe pageants.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Wait I didn’t hear that part.
LavaAxe
He blamed getting COVID from gold star families because they hug and kiss him because he's a perfect physical specimen or some shit.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Gold star families being families of military service members who have died in the line of duty? Man there is no limit.
RolandLovecraft
Whitney? Whitney Houston?
ActionJohnnie
And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
SimmaSinger
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite form of coordination? Hand eeeeeeyeeeeeeee. I’ll see myself out.
JCBalance
Take no responsibilityyyyyyyyyyyYyyyYyyyyyy at allllllllll
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Lol must have autocorrected Whitmer. Even trump wouldn’t dare to disparage Whitney Houston! (Actually probably would).
TimeFoDat
I was gonna say ... as if he really needed to lose any more votes.
RolandLovecraft
The joke got old fast but it’s because he is so batshit insane. But if he did throw shade at Whitney, it would not surprise me very much.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
rebuilding buildings with tiny windows... just nonsense. This man can launch nuclear weapons!
BigCityBoyyy
Yeah the steroids are making him crazy. As a nurse I've given them dozens of times and they make people feel invincible.
scribetree
How is this any different from any other day in the last four looooooooong years?
FatForYou
I really don't think he can. There's not just one person in the country who can launch weapons of mass murder.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/nukes It’s terrifying.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Let's not forget the vile shit that he said in the Fox interview about Kamala Harris, calling her a "communist" and a "monster."
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
“I’m back because I am perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young, and so I am lucky in that way.” Literally he said that. Delusional
amoeba15
Extremely young for a Reptilian overlord maybe...
ilovedogknots
GenghisKhan2020
He actually said that?
RealTurdFerguson
Hopefully someone in that chain of command would have enough common sense to stop that.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
@kittykat Were you talking about this Radiolab episode? https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/nukes
kittykat
That's it, you're good! Clearly I need to listen to it again. Does RadioLab do videos as well? I remember watching clips of nuclear stations
kittykat
Not sure the name but there's a documentary about a man who was in the nuclear chain of command who's military career was ruined because he
kittykat
indicated he'd question a nuclear order. It showed the mentality that you mustn't question commandr in chief's orders. Think it was cold war
juantastic1
Kilgrave
JESSSICAAAA!
PinkEater
We miss you Jessica. How do you feel about that?
AlabasterSexington
fencer1964
I don’t know who this is, but I think I love her.
TrueLegateDamar
Krysten Ritter, she was in Breaking Bad but more famous as Jessica Jones in the Netflix Marvel show with the same name.
YouThinkThatsBad
Krysten Ritter as the other comment says. This show was Dont Trust The B in Apt 23. Terrible name, amazing show, but it was on the wrong >
YouThinkThatsBad
Network. It tried to be as raunchy and crass as the network would allow but it had limits the show needed to catch an audience
dumbinsults
MrJosephNorth
Krysten Ritter. Lead character in Jessica Jones, Jesse's OD'd gf in Breaking Bad, and a few others.
juantastic1
I fell in Love after this interview: https://youtu.be/Z2hEUH1b5yY
certainlynotaserialkiller
pretty sure he cant stand for longer then 5 minutes without drugs
TRDirty
Hitler was more sober
UmmonPrime
I thought the structure of the 2nd debate was like a town hall meeting. Those sometimes do the tall chairs.
Lots43
Hell, he could barely stand before Covid. Check the videos. More often than not he's holding onto the podium like it was Ivanka.
krackalot2
Pretty sure I can't stand listening to him for more than five minutes without drugs either.
M33245
Than* ❤
Wikipedo
That's why he always holds on to the lectern, I assumed
Alphonsevaher
But they can discretely siphon drugs into him via a hidden device in his pocket. No problem! If you look at the pictures of him getting onto
AskBobLoblaw
Oxygen.
Alphonsevaher
The helecopter to the Hospital you can see some kind of tubeing going up around his ear behind his mask and a strange bulge in his jacket ~
Alphonsevaher
that could be an oxygen device.
becauseurwrong
Someone posted a Getty image of the same walk and there was no bulge in his pocket or tube around his ear. I think we were tricked.
DanFranzen
They could do a sit-down, like the VP debate.
kahooki
Imagine both of them attending the vr debate from their bedroom.
VodkaReindeer
Why was that sit-down?
thisisotterpop
curious about that as well
becauseurwrong
I can only imagine the commission thought it would make any disagreement *seem* less confrontational?
RepostMonkey
I prefer presidents that can stand.
dramaticpaws
I don't know, FDR seemed to manage.
certainlynotaserialkiller
he would still need a huge oxigen tank.
OmnipotentBeing
The best oxygen tank, made in China.
PearjuiceATX
Yuuuuuge
DizzierDizzi
Can we put both of them in bubble boy outfits though?
d3xprimary
Battle mechs would be more interesting
OmnipotentBeing
DanFranzen
Only if they can bounce into each other like squirrels.
sundaymondayhippyday
you wou
it’s clearly not safe though I love the idea
DizzierDizzi
That’s the entire debate while the shout incoherently at each other. Economy! War! Clean energy! Nazis bad!