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Doggo Tax. My hippie hippie Murphy
LullabyJones
Oh shit Sparkle back
MSGinSC
#4
Thisisirrelvantcontent
Mirilali
#8 I mean, depending on the type, drugs could be self care.
aleardie
& V O T E! My fellow Americans, you vote your heart out come Nov. It is of paramount importance. We’ve reached a point of no return.
EandAbaybay
I don't get the teapot one...
4non
a teapot makes hot tea out of cold water. a human makes hot pee out of cold water. technically pretty similar
IIcuteIVu
So palm trees are like dinosaur asparagus
thatwoodguy
#3 "Is that a knife in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"
JanoszPoha
Is it Halloween or HallOween?
Bertisintrouble
I like the cut of your jib @op
FIuxuation
thatdudethatslonely
#3
Kimusaurus
Omg what is Murphy? Looks like my groodle Hazel so much!
landofhannahleigh
Labradoodle. I have two brothers from the same litter but Charlie isn't as photogenic.
YeOlBassGod
theinsideofahotpocketiscyclohexane
That's good ediquite, right @Lipwigzer
Lipwigzer
quite right
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JustJimWillDo
Teapots take in boiling water and give out hot tea. You may be thinking of a kettle.
MustardAndCake
Or we would have made slides wider so you could go down sideways?
Lipwigzer
Ediquite reminder: if you made it to the end of a lengthy dump it deserves an upvote.
slowmotionkarma
That's ediQUITE true.
beerleague1983
If a street performer pulls you out of your normal routine, they deserve a tip
Myowngrampa
This was like medium. Remember the giant 100+image dumps? Sat on the toilet so long for those. Did imgur set a limit on dumps now?
Chloenflake
Excellent dump ?
Mexalen
#31 Why did I read the name on the seat next to Jesus as pANALight? What did this site do to me?
RiskinItforBiscuits
Two Fridays* the 13th
LORDTACHANKA
As funny as #3 that’s pretty trashy tbh. Who gets something like that permanently tattoos on their body?
BOOMstick666
Hallween? O....
magickcatbandit
Elton John in puppo form
TmdoeuQ
Howd that bitch her phd in this botany and get that shit wrong all over the internet? SMH straight up shameful bruh
kissmyassets
Me looking at the heart shaped pizza: " Oh, that's cute...where is the rest of the pizza?"
Infinidagger
Charged for a large and its basically a medium.
Meepsicle
Somebody took a bite out of the point already
ewdontlookatme
Your dog looks shocked to learn about palm trees
Mirilali
To be fair that's a pretty normal reaction upon first learning the truth. And they hold a lot of water within them. almost part cactus-like
Vortaka
But real talk... where can I buy that blanket in #10 ? Looks crazy comfy.
Kelethar
https://www.youdothehonors.com/products/velvet-bedding-set
NZkittywhisperer
Had to Google it, Palms are in the same Clade as Grasses but not the same Family so they are not grasses
pancakesplz
bamboo is though~
ILikeTinyBoxes
Grass cousins
MouthyLurker
That's just what a palm would say. Lying ass grass.
DropKickHead
We just have to wait until the actual fact goes viral for people to stop reposting that
WarlockWithNoPatron
People still think humans only use 10% of their brains, it's gonna be a while.
Namotatop
(but not because people are stupid, rather because they prefer entertainment funny wrong grass trivia over useless true grass trivia)
Namotatop
(which is actually smart, but a game programmer would still call it an error in our AI)
rampartfranklin
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
But if we do, Halloween is also going to be on a Blue Moon.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
StyleKox
Man i hope that's true
EvilDeadTed
Don't worry. It'll all be over soon.
MasterNateT
Only a few more hours until this day is over.
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
Hmm, I hate to break it to you...