I got a new friend, Can Chub get some love?

Oct 15, 2017 6:02 AM

Xeasadeyo

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Since I can't fucking make any friends IRL and need me a lovelife. This is my new friend and lovelife. Dis is Chub a baby Leachieanus Gecko. 7 grams of finger hugging adorableness. It would be cheaper for me to have a fucking hard drug addiction at this point guys.

Most viral update:

So chub is a baby Leachieanus Gecko, a mixed island local, I have messaged the breeder for the exact genetics. We have no idea yet if Chub is a boy or a girl! It'll be awhile before the pores start developing and showing for us to tell. If it's a boy though, It's painfully obvious. Geckos have HUGE nuts.

Yes the baby is currently on a fake plant enclosure. As a baby there is lots of poop that needs regular cleaning, as well as the little one is in quarantine, minimal enclosure settings make it easier to keep an eye in case something pops up health wise, as a lavish enclosure would be an easy hide away for the nasties I am watching for. To point to the small enclosure as well, large enclosures make these guys scared as small ones, and in about 2-3 months he/she will be upgraded to a nice fancy enclosure with all the fancy set up fixings. Yes they get big! Yes they can be jerks! You have to work with them to keep them docile. Yes I am prepared for the squeaks of absolute cuteness and the "broken wind up toy" territorial noises.

I am from Canada, These little fellas will you run you anywhere from 500-3000 depending on the purity of the genetics, and the breeder. Pre-ordering an animal also does sometimes reduce the cost. If your home does have proper heating, (85F - 65F but don't go over or under these temps) these guys do not need heating sources. They also do not need UVB lighting of any sort, But obviously you can add it if you want. These are hefty little lizards which makes finding the proper live plants a challenge as they'll just break or crush the plant but it is possible.

Yes! They live a long time! Average of 15-20 YEARS with proper care! They're not a hamster you get for a year or two and then they die, No reptile is, ball pythons alone CAN live upto 50 YEARS!

These fellows have prehensile tails to help them hold onto things, having a chubby tail would cause problems for them trying to hold on! Leopard geckos have chubby tails as they use that chub to store for a drought of food, and use the energy in those fat little tails to help them through the rough times.

If you have any other questions I'll get back to them as soon as I can! You can inbox me with them as well. I run the reptile rescue in my town and while I don't know everything and am learning everyday, I have a solid handle on just about anything you can throw me! :)

Leafsnek

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So cute! I've had my leachie since he was that size. He's grown up to be quite awkward. https://imgur.c">/tUxZN5u">https://imgur.com/tUxZN5u /RRwXCV7

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be honest, I don't generally love chubs other than my own. I'm more into females. But I'll make an exception for this cute bastard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So how big is he now?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't have sex with that Gecko.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You be good to chub.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next on Discovery channel: " dino people exist"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you're single?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Geeze that thing is cute. Check out https://www.instagram.com/missmonstermel/?hl=en she's got a bunch of lizards and makes cool art!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awwwwwwwweeeeeee

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So cute, looks like a rock lizard from Dark Souls 3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Artificial plants? C'mon, you can't be serious.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Didn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some dank bud my man

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seems only half grown. You've got a half-chub.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ceiling Sticker!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi. I have a hard drug addiction and love geckos... let's share

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ain't geckos got a real short life span ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Online it says 20 years. So no.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most adorable tree bark I've seen all day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's gorgeous!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So tell me the costs of taking care of it? I really want a reptile friend and I've read geckos are great for beginners

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Initial tank setup will probably run you about $200. UV lighting is an expensive but vitally important on going cost.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little box behind him is his baby encloure they do not need heat if your home is set properly nor do they need UVB. PM and i can explain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The feet! THE FEEEEEET!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't fuck the lizard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he cute :)

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Please do not fuck your gecko.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

Did you know geckos die when they fuck? Or atleast the one I fucked did..

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Well, the username checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What did Chub run you in dollarydoos?

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

If you buy at a reptile show the price is much less than from a store. Though this guy is probably direct from a breeder or wholesaler.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tree fiddy....

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

'Bout

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lochness Monster owe me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like in the 400-500 range, he's cute but... well yeah he's cute, still want.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

They take so long to get huge that the temptation of 1-2k seems good for an arm 'warmer'

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good lord.. They want how much for an arm warmer? I'll take 2 please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aren't they real angry bois tho. I had a massive Crestie and she was happy. But lechies are really territorial aren't they?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They always seemed very very laidback. Tokay are the well known aggressors. But they also mate for life and are very picky w mates

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't mistake him for a weed nugget and smoke him!

8 years ago | Likes 518 Dislikes 8

That's what I'd name him. Weed Nugget.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please do. Then tell us what it was like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Exactly lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.............what.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I lost my dog. Funny thing was he was a black lab. Boy was I high that night...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not everybody does drugs. And by the way FUCK weed. Hash is where it is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

I think you missed the fact that it looks like bud from the thumbnail. That's where the joke is.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You would only think it does if you do drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

....just because you know what weed looks like doesn't mean you smoke it. I know what Angelina Jolie looks like, but I'm not banging her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lmao

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He would match wouldn't he! Pretty expensive bowl though!

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

I dated a Venezuelan that would have ate my lizard. His name was Petri from Land Before Time. Iguana

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought the Venezuelan's name was Petri.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he taste like chicken? I hear iguanas taste like chicken.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup yup yup

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0