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Since I can't fucking make any friends IRL and need me a lovelife. This is my new friend and lovelife. Dis is Chub a baby Leachieanus Gecko. 7 grams of finger hugging adorableness. It would be cheaper for me to have a fucking hard drug addiction at this point guys.
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So chub is a baby Leachieanus Gecko, a mixed island local, I have messaged the breeder for the exact genetics. We have no idea yet if Chub is a boy or a girl! It'll be awhile before the pores start developing and showing for us to tell. If it's a boy though, It's painfully obvious. Geckos have HUGE nuts.
Yes the baby is currently on a fake plant enclosure. As a baby there is lots of poop that needs regular cleaning, as well as the little one is in quarantine, minimal enclosure settings make it easier to keep an eye in case something pops up health wise, as a lavish enclosure would be an easy hide away for the nasties I am watching for. To point to the small enclosure as well, large enclosures make these guys scared as small ones, and in about 2-3 months he/she will be upgraded to a nice fancy enclosure with all the fancy set up fixings. Yes they get big! Yes they can be jerks! You have to work with them to keep them docile. Yes I am prepared for the squeaks of absolute cuteness and the "broken wind up toy" territorial noises.
I am from Canada, These little fellas will you run you anywhere from 500-3000 depending on the purity of the genetics, and the breeder. Pre-ordering an animal also does sometimes reduce the cost. If your home does have proper heating, (85F - 65F but don't go over or under these temps) these guys do not need heating sources. They also do not need UVB lighting of any sort, But obviously you can add it if you want. These are hefty little lizards which makes finding the proper live plants a challenge as they'll just break or crush the plant but it is possible.
Yes! They live a long time! Average of 15-20 YEARS with proper care! They're not a hamster you get for a year or two and then they die, No reptile is, ball pythons alone CAN live upto 50 YEARS!
These fellows have prehensile tails to help them hold onto things, having a chubby tail would cause problems for them trying to hold on! Leopard geckos have chubby tails as they use that chub to store for a drought of food, and use the energy in those fat little tails to help them through the rough times.
If you have any other questions I'll get back to them as soon as I can! You can inbox me with them as well. I run the reptile rescue in my town and while I don't know everything and am learning everyday, I have a solid handle on just about anything you can throw me! :)
minionsandbananas
Leafsnek
IrritatedZebra
So cute! I've had my leachie since he was that size. He's grown up to be quite awkward. https://imgur.c">/tUxZN5u">https://imgur.com/tUxZN5u /RRwXCV7
admiralawesome4213
I'm gonna be honest, I don't generally love chubs other than my own. I'm more into females. But I'll make an exception for this cute bastard
LucidPariah
So how big is he now?
ForboJack
Please don't have sex with that Gecko.
BirdGuyJosh
You be good to chub.
CrossTd
Next on Discovery channel: " dino people exist"
CheshiresShadow
So you're single?
52pickup
Geeze that thing is cute. Check out https://www.instagram.com/missmonstermel/?hl=en she's got a bunch of lizards and makes cool art!
Myfartssmelllikeraspberries
Awwwwwwwweeeeeee
grindfkr
So cute, looks like a rock lizard from Dark Souls 3
stercusmoriturussum
Artificial plants? C'mon, you can't be serious.
piepgras
Didn
W1ng5
Some dank bud my man
Thecynicalspud
Seems only half grown. You've got a half-chub.
TheDreadLordSithis
Ceiling Sticker!
PoultryInMotion
Hi. I have a hard drug addiction and love geckos... let's share
usersubcrimepatrol
deohmaan
CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!
KillSteal
Ain't geckos got a real short life span ?
Parafairy
Online it says 20 years. So no.
Dangotang
Most adorable tree bark I've seen all day.
SansAandAnguS
He's gorgeous!
PanicAtTheCostco
So tell me the costs of taking care of it? I really want a reptile friend and I've read geckos are great for beginners
talkimgurtome
Initial tank setup will probably run you about $200. UV lighting is an expensive but vitally important on going cost.
Xeasadeyo
The little box behind him is his baby encloure they do not need heat if your home is set properly nor do they need UVB. PM and i can explain
deohmaan
CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!
Bluegrasslass
The feet! THE FEEEEEET!!!!
deohmaan
CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!
LimeMime565
Don't fuck the lizard
Sunflower681
he cute :)
Berethian
Please do not fuck your gecko.
WTFdidyoujustsay
Did you know geckos die when they fuck? Or atleast the one I fucked did..
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
Well, the username checks out.
ComradeNinjaCow
What did Chub run you in dollarydoos?
antillesw1
If you buy at a reptile show the price is much less than from a store. Though this guy is probably direct from a breeder or wholesaler.
newsfeed
Tree fiddy....
ColostomyBrag
'Bout
WatcherInTheDark
Lochness Monster owe me
Halvaard
Looks like in the 400-500 range, he's cute but... well yeah he's cute, still want.
s4ltinecr4cker
They take so long to get huge that the temptation of 1-2k seems good for an arm 'warmer'
greg54js
Good lord.. They want how much for an arm warmer? I'll take 2 please.
kabikaz
aren't they real angry bois tho. I had a massive Crestie and she was happy. But lechies are really territorial aren't they?
s4ltinecr4cker
They always seemed very very laidback. Tokay are the well known aggressors. But they also mate for life and are very picky w mates
kevinbaken
Please don't mistake him for a weed nugget and smoke him!
SirNames
That's what I'd name him. Weed Nugget.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Goliath3111
Please do. Then tell us what it was like.
Jipijur
augieCakeFlyer
Exactly lol
RNeao
"I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up"
GnomeMode
.............what.
DadDoom
That's how I lost my dog. Funny thing was he was a black lab. Boy was I high that night...
FromDenmarkWithHate
Not everybody does drugs. And by the way FUCK weed. Hash is where it is.
TKRBrownstone
I think you missed the fact that it looks like bud from the thumbnail. That's where the joke is.
FromDenmarkWithHate
You would only think it does if you do drugs.
TKRBrownstone
....just because you know what weed looks like doesn't mean you smoke it. I know what Angelina Jolie looks like, but I'm not banging her.
t0x1c1T
Lmao
Xeasadeyo
He would match wouldn't he! Pretty expensive bowl though!
kevinbaken
I dated a Venezuelan that would have ate my lizard. His name was Petri from Land Before Time. Iguana
Unpurchased
For a second I thought the Venezuelan's name was Petri.
IAmTheBadW01f
Did he taste like chicken? I hear iguanas taste like chicken.
TheSilentOod
Yup yup yup
Sebastian987654