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Edit: Thank you everyone for the upvotes. I understand there are some comments about the origin of this video, and while I understand them, I see this as a snapshot of the before times. I've given everyone an upvote.
ContagionV
Anyone else fear they'll get pulled over one day and asked to say the alphabet backwards? Cause I can't even do that shit when I'm sober
ExpendableTestPilot
common day in russia
eastend666
Reno 911 blooper reel?
Speedmetal05
LOL. That was awesome.
Rodimus69
Like the man with two brains https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-0MXU3J6Qbs
NeverShaveYourDuck
It's a fair cop. But Society's to blame.
darkninja2992
The new wario ware game is looking great
TroutKilgore
If traffic stops were more like Warioware.
CJAW
Terrible archery form.
DuelingBrothers
In case no one ever told you, you can refuse field sobriety tests and you should.
thisisntverybritish
In England refusing the test is the same as failing it. Just take the test and question the validity in court.
TreasonousCheeto
I once crushed a field sobriety test so hard the CHP officer gave me a job application. True story.
lovemetenderlovemesweet
please don't post russian fascists :(
EdwardEH
Dang drunks crossing our borders!!
ITTOOKALONGTIMETOTHINKOFTHISNAME
He shot the sheriff
Billikinizer
Years of playing Wario-ware has prepared me for this moment.
iLikeRainyDays
So funny to watch police in the US do that weird walk and watch the pen stuff when all is needed is to blow into a yube.
somnif
You can be under the influence of stuff other than alcohol, hence the other tests. (Or the cops are just being bastards to fill a quota)
Sheldonian
He knew he was a popo killer
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Much less worried about that than they are a good excuse to fine him.
redpandabanana
maincarrot
Proved it right there and then too, what a sucker. He shouldn't have killed the cop!
DryAgedPopsicle
In Germany, this is how we call rectum destroyers
RegionofThud
I thought drunk driving in Russia was a requirement. Based on the YouTube videos.
CatThatsNoLongerCurious3
I miss the days when my home country made funny videos, not sad videos. Slava Ukrainye!
Gestalt7
Shamelessly borrowed from Steve Martin in "The Man with Two Brains"
mimomisu
oh, that's where I knew it from. It's been decades since I saw that one. Thanks.
Dakksys
A field sobriety test will never prove you sober. They are only there to gather evidence against you. Refuse if it's legal in your location.
rumandbass
You can really only refuse the police if you're white.
Dakksys
Then just go in for the blood test since that comes after the inevitable failure of the field test.
CanThinkOfUsername
I know it's Russian sketch, but that doesn't make it less funny. I'm sure there is many anti-war people in Russia, those three could be too.
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Where are they? Where are those "many" Russians who are against this awful war? I as Ukrainian don't know any of them
DoctorDerk
Being turned into the authorities by the pro-war faction
CanThinkOfUsername
In gulad like Navalny. Or scared for their lives. At some point only brainwashed people remain and those don't rebel.
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Please hear me out. We Ukrainians all have friends and relatives in Russia. We're always were very close historically and culturelly, I
lovemetenderlovemesweet
During this horrible times. They've all just disappeared. They convinced themselves were enemies, they dehumanized us. They hate us bc that
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Even my bff from Moscow recently told me "both sides are wrong". Like the fuck?? We didn't invade anyone...
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Their propaganda taught them for the last decade at least.
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Personally lived in Russia for a few years, dated a Russian guy and all his friends became my friends as well. No one reached out to me duri
JoeFormula
The catcher calling signs had me lmfao
newsguycraigevans
A grown man that can't throw makes me laugh
JustSomePersonThere
Not everyone lives in a country with baseball.
StrandedonEarth
But wtf kind of pitch was that?
adiving
The one that was signed for of course.
FettuccineAlfred
A forbidden technique, far too powerful for mortals to wield.
Thorketil
StrandedonEarth
You’re too drunk to walk, you better drive…
therealsarahconnor
Well for him, he deemed it an emergency, and had no choice(no excuse). If I recall correctly, didn’t he hallucinate he was driving perfect?
BadAdviceForLife
Not a hallucination as much as overconfidence I think
therealsarahconnor
Such a powerful scene, Leo’s acting was impeccable as always. That whole movie was fantastic.
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CheddarDreams
You could have just asked what movie, it costs $0 to not be a dick
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Wolf on wall st.
MthrOfDrgns
I thought at first they just wanted someone to play with
Noahbalboa82
That's what I thought. Just bored cops
JohnnyLawlessEsq
1) Militsya (Russian cops) often (not always) threaten you with arrest unless you pay up right then. Thing is, they keep most, if not the...
JohnnyLawlessEsq
2) whole thing, because they're so poorly paid. They're paid less than EMS workers are in America. Which leads us to the joke here being...
JohnnyLawlessEsq
3) that they will keep looking until they find a reason to ding you, often to an unreasonable extent.
witalaska4
What language or where is this?
GobertSchlong
Dot
TarquinFinTimLinBimWhinBimLimBusStopFtangFtangOleBiscuitBarrel
Based on the size of the hats it has to be a quite authoritarian country.
ved79a
https://youtu.be/rz0rvzJL_6U
DarralHunter
Meh you can still enjoy the joke. This was the before times
TychoGaming
The Russian government has been doi g this shit atleast 2 decades. Just in countries you don't care about.
Hangman11
What is Transnistria anyway
lovemetenderlovemesweet
fucking russian
hurrdurr69
what's the difference between russian and fucking russian
lovemetenderlovemesweet
For me everything russian is fucking, and once it was my native language. Now this is language of killers and fascists
fuzzeenavel
Do Russians know baseball? I thought most Europeans didnt play or know the rules
somnif
Ok, I googled it, and this was the top result: "The Russia national baseball team is the national baseball team of Russia. " Brilliant!
lovemetenderlovemesweet
Lmao
lovemetenderlovemesweet
I don't know the rules but we all watched American movies in our childhood including those ones about baseball drama lol
idontknowyoufromadam
pxlphile
That was unexpected
DorthyMantooth
Oh my god! The entire thing is just perfect. I love the internet.
laurizzle7
Is this not from Reno911?
idontknowyoufromadam
Yup.
NFLemons
Glad to see the most appropriate reply
redpandabanana
idontknowyoufromadam
Since you ask so nicely, wanker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U
binaryspike
I remember seeing this in ~2002
applesforjuice
It's from Reno 911! So could be around 2002
binaryspike
Pretty sure it's not?
kubricky
Looks like it’s from 1978, I think she pulled my grandfather over that year in his Torino, he had to do the same dance…
frankthetankftw
DorthyMantooth
It gets better!? Ooooh man, here we go
idontknowyoufromadam
That is correct. Try this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U
Risutoa
Video links really hating on Canadians lately... Not allowed to view. :(
Warutteri
As an European that can't watch 1/3rd of streaming content etc all I can say is get a VPN, I've had one for years at this point...
MechaNinja
It's an official channel. That's where you get caught up a lot.
idontknowyoufromadam
Bummer. In Sweden it works. Perhaps try with VPN?
Soufange
Vpn game be weak