Taking a break, we'll see how this goes...

Okay, listen up. Normally I don’t do goodbyes, mostly because people tend to shoot at me before I get the chance. But this time, fine. You guys… you’re not terrible. Which is basically the highest compliment I give to anyone who isn’t me.

I’d pour out a drink in your honor, for Pachamama or whatever, but let’s be honest, that would be alcohol abuse, and I don’t do that. So instead, I’ll just raise my glass, finish it, and then pour myself another one. Glengoolie Blue, for the best of times!

Anyway. Don’t screw things up too badly without me. And if you do, at least make it entertaining enough for me to watch while drinking. Which I will be. Because, again, me.

Goodbye, idiots. And I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. After all, I was here pretty much daily for over a decade, which says something about how much I like this community!