The struggle is with us all.

Oct 28, 2021 11:41 AM

MayMyEnemiesLiveLong

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Easily could have thought it just sounded cooler, cause it does.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the day I forgot the word for defrosting. Just said "melted"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe she was having a bad day, maybe her romantic relationship is iced.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh man, they make a Fireball whiskey candle?" ..."Maggie, us non-alcoholics just call it cinnamon."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yesterday, a woman asked for a caramel macchiato "on the rocks" because she forgot the word "iced." I hope she's doing well. -Less awkward

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kind of woman! Also; I have a drinking problem.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I hope you gave that person some food weapons too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems like you understood her.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it better. A trend-setter.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's putting Bailey's into it lolol

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know why terms like this can't be interchangeable. It's the same thing!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So nobody asked to clarify? Setting yourself up for a angry Karen coming back to the store.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lum avatar pic and Oh My Goddess reference in the name? I feel like that twitter user and I could be friends.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once ordered vodka ‘on the rocks’ and was relentlessly mocked at work, for weeks, “James bond here”. As time went on it became clear 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That they couldn’t believe I only ever drank straight vodka, and it made them nervous lol. Irony is they all drank far more than I did!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She hadn't had her coffee yet. You can't expect someone to come up with the word for..........solidified water...before coffee

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

If she's like me, it's also an easier way to differentiate from the slushee type coffees. I just want ice, not icee.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She didn’t forget

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey it works

4 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 1

She parties harder than us all

4 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 1

She’s probably completely forgotten about your conversation…

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'd upvote but it's 420, and it was too fitting

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I appreciates about you, nipplepanties.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww, she didn’t know the “lingo” like all the cool kids.

4 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 5

I mean the menu would have it under "iced," if anything she knew the lingo only the cool kids know

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mm, she knew the better lingo

4 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Cool from the old school

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How I'm ordering it from now on.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One time at a Tex-mex restaurant I asked the waiter for a virgin Cuba libre and he knew exactly what I wanted. A Coke with lime.

4 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

Then rolled his eyes and groaned as he walked away and made fun of how stupid you are for doing that with all of his co-workers. I PROMISE

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

We use to charge the price of a Mocktail instead of the price of a Coke to costumer who did that, haha.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I read this as T Rex restaurant and was disappointed after doing a double take

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Let me get a Chupa Libre".

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The sign of a good waiter/former bartender/former drunk. The game is figuring out which one!

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I'll ask for a Roy Rogers and very few people knows what it is now. (Coke with grenadine). We need a bar for us Teetotalers!

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU, liquer tastes like expensive nail polish remover and beer tastes like bitter fizzy water. I have a better time not being dizzy

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Uhh yeah can I get a virgin long island please?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, here's a glass full of ice.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

With some sour mix and a splash of coke

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0