deeteebee
531533
15031
841
Dec 12, 2016 5:53 PM
deeteebee
531533
15031
841
LaarNL
As a girl, i like both.
ImWrongAboutLiterallyEverything
lets all pretend we can relate
Snarknado4
So "love" means not giving a fuck? God I hate college humor.
Crasher2003
LonelyBrannigan
WrecklessHype
Love is taking care of yourself in the shower or something, cuz she's not feeling it tonight. Or any other night for a couple years...
craziicrazii
I did a soft heartless chuckle while a tear escaped.
Blissardz
Because lust and love can't coexist....
SurprisedMoth
Gawwwwd stop posting this
BlackRedRollsRoyce
As with most of the Internet: Awkward, random, childish and nerdy love is true love. If you don't embarrass your SO you're doing it wrong.
bobfdn
I WANT TO SPEND EVERY SECOND WITH YOU! THATS LOVE! LOOOOVEEEE MEEEEEEE
tleidelmeijer428
I Find this quite amusing even though I'm single,
BriLikeAnEagle
Love is awesome, but lust really is so much fun. In a weird way, it's kinda sad when it begins to fade/transition into love.
rightarrowrightarrowrightarrowrightarrowrightarrow
Love is also letting her drag you out of the house with a hangover so she can get coffee from a certain 0lace across town
JGthiccworth877THICCNOW
These comments make me wonder if I'm the only person on imgur in an enjoyable long term relationship.
vixvox
I wish people would realize that there are amazing partners out there!
MissVee
Nah you're not, my relationship is great but it does feel like we're surrounded by shitty couples most of the time.
IHAVEMYTOPMENONIT
you aren't but there isn't much to say about these when you are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
zucchino
Nope
vinny8boberano
yes, and the rest of us are horribly jealous! j/k Glad you have something good! Enjoy!
beergolem
I don't think there is any "vs" between lust and love.
joesii
I disagree. I'd say that love typically also occurs with lust. They're not mutually exclusive things.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Yeah, they lust each other.
aircycle
Oh hey, my roommate drew all these.
IDoNotContribute
OP: You can't wanna fuck your partner.
Thorslax
That sentence though...*shivers*
IDoNotContribute
Yeah the grammar is a bit shoddy. Point stands, it's not a crime to dress well and wanna fuck your significant other.
NoMansSkyExpectations
Basically, if you wana be loved don't wear nice clothes
[deleted]
[deleted]
NoMansSkyExpectations
Whatever works for you, who am I to judge
elBajoNegro
But my relationship is both of these things! There's just a certain time for each one
Jamesuuu
Why not both?
Fogno
Pls, I never want my boyfriend to surprise me with tampons lol.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I think my gf knows i'd have no problem running out for them but she's also very on top of that stuff, what with her being an adult and all.
daffodilpuke
If my husband did that I'd be like what the hell
[deleted]
[deleted]
aaronth07
wtf
daffodilpuke
I sure hope so
Fogno
*genuinely not sure if sarcasm*
dagdegan
Why is love always depicted as a boring relationship? I've been with my girl for almost 3 years and till fantasize about fucking her silly
vixvox
We fantasize about it but with kids, yelling "shitter's clogged" seems to be more frequent that finding a night where you are both awake. :)
dagdegan
Ahhh, that's right, kids... i've found a good solution to that
ferrybig
As someone who is asexual, I feel repulsed by the pictures in the lust section, while the love pictures are normal things I would expect
tippytruck
aaronth07
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/gelbDsb
ohshizzlemynizzle
Best use of this gif I've seen so far
sinskas
Def both once you're in love. :-)
yuikkiuy
I guess the point is you know its love when you get the other one too?
sinskas
Sounds about right. :-) When some of those "OMG I can never tell him this!" moments become "you're never gonna believe this!"
Angrywretch
I concur. If it's not both you're doing it wrong.
youfreakinnerd
Chel: What would the high priest think if he found you like this with me!? Tulio: Mmmm, lucky god?
wrekkaflair
LrrrOfOmicronPersei8
One without the other feels hallow.
CarInAVet
hollow*
LrrrOfOmicronPersei8
Yes, thank you.
James19961996
#1 - wait, so I can only be in love if she's NOT in lingerie??
James19961996
My head hurts
xchangefan
No. It's saying you can only be in love if she has a burrito. Duh.
Thorslax
So many questions.
Akijolive
That's the rule, you better burn all those lingerie to show your love.
buddbilly
I love my wife but the tampon one is way off base. Must have been a woman who thought that one up.
whatupmyknitters
i would be weirded out if my bf bought tampons without me asking or saying "oh shit i'm out of tampons nooooooooooo!"
littlesquishablecake
my bf had no problems buying me tampons if he knew I was out, or close to that time (I switched to the diva cup, so that doesn't happen now)
DasHammer
do you have tips for diva cups, my girlfriend is really interested in using them
littlesquishablecake
@donnacansing @DasHammer - This video has more info and tips than I can give in a comment lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZAKJSKWis8
BoreasTheNorthWind
Depends. Buying tampons might be rare, but knowing when her period is - that's a useful skill.
galindorf
"depends" ... hee hee
BoreasTheNorthWind
I must sincerely admit I missed the joke / pun you have apparently noticed...
KittyWeeg
Who eats a burrito in bed?
LeafyXPyro
Me but I have a mini vacuum
danielonfilm
Your mom. But that's not a burrito...
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Apparently, the most beautiful person in the world does.
toyotasandwich
electrifyingseer
i think ive been corrupted bc it looked like he shoved a dick in his mouth
vixvox
Kids if you don't pay attention. Do you want ants? Because that is how you get ants.
kpx0
I would prefer the white t-shirt over the red dress any day.
vinny8boberano
that comfy look...hoh momma
kpx0
I don't know why, but I've always disliked conventionally sexy things.
vinny8boberano
to me they always looked contrived. I mean...it's like wearing a suit. If you don't do it regularly, then you may not look or comfortable
vinny8boberano
which makes you look "bad" in the suit...same concept
kpx0
Hmm that makes sense. For me it's more a matter of associating it with something boring or cliché. Maybe even bourgeois.
ThisIsMeBis
I hate this
superheavydeathmetal
Haha!
IdioticSponge
Just another edgy internet comic.
alenfishman
you must be young. be in a relationship for 5+ years and you will see.
ThisIsMeBis
I'm a 78 year old squirrel
IdioticSponge
LOL'd.
Thorslax
Cannot confirm.
alenfishman
seems legit though.
barrocoyote
It's still not cute to eat food in bed and spill crumbs and shit all over in it
luxymitt3n
So much this. I would not love my boyfriend for eating in bed. No
CIGG
Nor dairy... speaking from experience, right @arizonagirl ?
Shoelebubba
I spent a crap ton of money and sleep 1/3rd of my life on my bed. No way in hell is anyone putting food on it.
Rickthecabbie
When you find someone who is willing to put up with your shenanigans, it's easy to overlook crumbs.
Sockpuppetmastermind
Haha that's what my husband says too. But eating in bed is the beeeeesssttt!
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
A good relationship starts with both partners having such knowledge.
idontenglishsorry
i am training my wife to not do that, slowly
idontenglishsorry
hey I said wife and then I realized she is actually my girlfriend, what does that mean
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Freudian Slip. You mouth couldn't belie your inner desire.
mechanimated
Eh, if I'm being cute with my SO it's worth it to me to have to shake out the bed if I get to cuddle and eat snacks and watch movies first.
Bandignomette
Agreed! I wish my husband thought so too... :D
Vitty
I do all my eating on his side so it's not my problem
forestfinagle
Apparently many do it. I find it beyond slovenly and rude.
meskarune
The solution is really simple, get a dog. They eat all the crumbs.
Helsbels
UNLESS it's washing day and you also just had/will have period sex. In that case, go nuts.
greatgoatman
In that case, go NUT. You almost had it!
Helsbels
God damn it. It's a double pun too. Kill me now.
MetaSomma
This
ballpeenX
Yep.
derploma
But how else can you watch Netflix AND spoon your partner AND eat pizza at the same time?
Synai
sofa?
derploma
Sofa so good, but there's the problem of falling into a food coma and never getting to the actual bed...
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
My favorite kind of night!
derploma
I'm lucky I found someone who cares as little about oil stains on the sheets as I do
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I always say - sheets can be washed.
derploma
Stains are temporary, my love for pizza is forever
MrSwivelz
This is stupid as shit. All of the above can be love.
TheRobotWhoCriedHuman
Seriously, for a second I though I was on tumblr.
DivesFromWipeClub
Agreed, this post just annoyed the shit out of me.
whatupmyknitters
i think it's "only this" vs "...and now also this"
SleepyGaryy
Agreed
mugsofbourbon
The point may be that none of the right hand column events will be present in Lust only relationships!
jackharvest
The true statement is this one. Right here.
complimentpin
yes this!
WHOWANTSTHEFIRSTSLICE
/r/im14andthisisdeep
notacop94
I agree, I think you should always keep trying to impress the person you love, anything else is taking them for granted.
TheLabAssistant
I thought the lust was about the beginning of a relationship, like the first date.
Amazingamandaaaaa
I never had a guy do like any of this!
OnBoardComputer
They exist. My hubby does all of this. He also doesn't complain when my long hair closes
OnBoardComputer
... Clogs the shower. It's been 6 years and he still opens my door. A good marriage/relationship is a combo of both columns. Love and lust.
Amazingamandaaaaa
Hahah I got confused at closes. Lol
voulge
I think "lust" would only include things in the lust column, while love would be all of the above.
ScaryScarab
how is it lustful to take care of the bill for dinner?
daffodilpuke
This. The romance only stops when you stop it.
Dumbladorable
Wait wait wait... it started?
KharnApproves
Some of the most romantic nights my wife and I have ever had have been us in pj's, watching movies and taking.
IncognitoPanda
I'm getting a bit tired of how these comics always portray love as just being slobs together.
Dorkypanda
Also, hello brother.
IncognitoPanda
Dorkypanda
Why not both?
Mirby
it's less being slobs together, more being that comfortable with each other. lust here is more a date for a one night stand instead of a ltr
WithPride
Cause when you've been together for years or decades, that's how it turns out.
IncognitoPanda
I mean, sure, you should get comfortable with each other, but not everyone's dream relationship looks just like that
artsystuff
Not the one where he's paying for dinner. That's just our retarded social norms.
MrSwivelz
Do you by chance own a fedora? I bet you own a fedora.
artsystuff
Do you by chance own a large hummer? I bet you own a large hummer.
MrSwivelz
Nope! G'day ma'lady!
artsystuff
Not a girl. But since you're actually taking this seriously, you obviously need to educate yourself - https://youtu.be/71o3hq6iSPM