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This is why you shouldn't mess with mom while she's cooking.
Jan 25, 2018 6:29 AM
SkydiverCSX
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JabroniDingus
Keeps getting better each time it replays... Really, watch it at least 6 times
notasocleverusername
What the hell is she making?!
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
It goes much further in the full video, she blinds the whole household, herself included
jduke101
Did this to my stepdad while he was asleep once...thats for backing into my truck jerkface...
jmckay83
"You wanna cry? I'll give you a reason to."
ElFreakoDiablo
Ever since I became a father I have worn latex gloves whilst chopping peppers. I have made mistakes that have brought tears to my eyeses
Caribounaw
Gif cuts right before plot twist. Too bad you did not put sauce for fellow imgurians :-/
DevilDisowned
She shouldn't get so emotionally attached.
schinnizles
https://youtu.be/z-KzGKoLHXk
elduderino19
At the end: "I am totally unfit to be a mother"
DartTarget13
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
Oh yeah? I’ll give you something real to cry about!
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
The Patriots being in the Super Bowl again?
bog015
Can’t believe a German comedian made it into here
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
And that's how Pepper Potts got her name
GoodOlZR
And retina damage.
insertUniqueName
This never is not funny
rookiefdb
sensible chuckle.gif only
OtterlyMagnificent
Well it's always funnier when it's happened to you already...Wiping my eyes while cutting chilis for Chili. Regret. Flail blindly, find 1/
OtterlyMagnificent
knife. Fuck. 2/2
Relick202
where's the rest of the clip?
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk
tasteslikechaos
Funny, but IMO it is better as short little clip. A little over done feeling near the end.
Makato2003
or...the best way to learn?
LOGICALPONY
blobmarley
Wasn't ready for that
Belaco
ThePiedPiperofRuination
roorooter
Jesus Christ man. What is wrong with you? I'm stoned and now I'm in panic mode.
Lintro
RobJenkins
Vinegar is the chefs friend, always have a bottle in the bathroom
wavinggrass
Could you explain please? ...for a friend
RobJenkins
The chemical that produces heat on skin is alkali and you can neutralise with potable acids like vinegar or lemon juice
wavinggrass
RobJenkins
alwaysupvotefuturama
German comedian Martina Hill. Yes she does (more glorious stuff auch as this)
JCOGIRL
Is this the girl that does the death metal music skit?
DevourerOfSuns
,
Gammelfar
But she doesn't though
Invalidusernameformat1
Fake news, Germans don't comprehend humour.
phenomanII
Ah yes, the skinny Amy Schumer.
Sekolah
She's actually funny though, unlike Amy Schumer
phenomanII
I honestly just hate the sketches that would get her in jail if the genders were swapped.
Randomthing64
Here I was thinking Germans don't have humour
GioGiosTripleBagel
*auch* typo or autocorrect?
bpetersen
E.g. Ich möchte auch das wasser
ViVeriUniversumVivusVici
Best part is that "auch" in german actually means "also" or "as well as this" -- it's contextually acceptable, if you take the translation.
alwaysupvotefuturama
Damn, could be both :D it was intended to read 'such'
GioGiosTripleBagel
Hehe thought so! Happens to me as well. German autocorrect is very dominant lol
Munnin41
German and domination? Who wouldve thought
GioGiosTripleBagel
badunn bshhhhh
BenSnow97
Like the rest of Germany when it isn't cut in half
GioGiosTripleBagel
well they still kinda tried dominating each other, no rest for ze germenz
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Germany won WW2 harder than anyone else. After the war, there were TWO of them!