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Jan 8, 2026 8:58 PM
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muliphen
I've heard plenty of worse ideas.
SirVG
Epstein Island 2: Electric Boogaloo
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
I Den Canadiske Golf, ikke sandt ?
TheElliotPage
brilliant!. should I buy Canada & rename it?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
A sound strategy.
TChallaVanDam
ThoseRulesArentReal
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNXY3YXY2MnNpODVydzJnMmY3eXEyMzViMHA2NHJpY3Rrd2tjenh4ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/M9LMhjfMI61Mey82ty/giphy.mp4
ourari
This is satire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Speld
ToenailClippingsJar
Alle nederlanders weten dat de Speld in principe de nederlandse Onion is…
QuartzPoker
I figured it had to be, it's too genius to be real. XD
TungstenOrbital
Shh, let us believe it as peace of mind
widiwi
Wait a minute... isn't that exactly why it wants Greenland? turn Greenland into the new & improved epstein island.
dorenavant
They want Greenland for its rare earth minerals and its strategic placement in the Arctic Circle.
Placement alone is crucial since it would allow the US to counter new Chinese and Russian shipping routes as the glaciers in the region melt away.
PlebGeneral
They ordered ELEVEN icebreaker ships too (US only owns 3 as of today), just 3 months ago, so Greenland will likely happen
Jewdakris
Peppe don't realize that Greenland is somehow more North, East, South and West than Iceland is which means it covers a shitload of territory.
Elsoyyo
LiarLiarPantsUntier
As a Dane I'm all for it and everyone I know who is from Greenland agrees. That's 2 people. But it is more than zero.
foxnfloof
As someone from the US I'm all for it.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
They should defiantly do it. And every time someone from this administration tries to call is Greenland, everyone in Europe should say on TV something like, “I’m sorry, President Kiddie Fucker of the United States seems confused again. Probably his dementia kicking in again. There is an Epstein Island where he fucked little girls and BOY did he ever fuck them. But we are referring to Epstein Island that is over by Canada."
Nephytis
Close, except the part about fucking kids, He raped them.
Snubmybub
I’m 100% on board with calling him President Kid Fucker until the end of time. Put that up in gold on all his buildings.
dorenavant
Can't wait for that plaque to go up when the Kid Fucker vacates the White House!
Fingers crossed that's soon if we’re going by the Peruvian shamans’ 2026 predictions.
MadamPuddifoot
Though your spelling kinda works, it's definitely*
ioscius
who are you to imagine what dude wanted to say? defiantly is a perfect word here
MadamPuddifoot
... Which is why I said it also works? Can you read?
ioscius
you said "kinda works" after introducing it concessively with the "though" and added an asterix with your correction and a rather declarative indicative statement about what, in your ruling, it "is" and not what "might be". that's not grace, that's policing. your passiveagressive "can you read?" just confirms to me your intent, as reading is obviously a prerequisite for this exchange. but keep pretending you weren't being boorish
MadamPuddifoot
Babe you really read WAAAAAYYYY to into my comment. Go touch grass.