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Oct 31, 2025 11:20 PM
daychilde
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Sechran
You didn't want veracity - you wanted what I told you.
Marikhen
"I have less contempt for what I said than a court would have of me for saying it."
anotherrandomname
"Hi... I'm Donald Trump..."
IJustWantToMakeAComment
My god- that was beautiful. In the corporate world I would say “due to information which has recently been brought to my attention, I must amend a prior statement”. But if I was as poetic as a Nigerian, I would say “the color of my heart convinced my lips to sing you a song of fantasy”. If I was Trump I would just shit my pants and tell even dumber lies, completely forgetting my previous lies
siegfriedwatson
"You see, as I've told you everything I know, the real question is, can you figure out the things I've told you that I don't know?"
Iaimtomisbehave
"If my mouth was movin' the bullshit was flowin'."
Chereazi
Bigly!
freakdiablo
There's truth and then there is the spoken word. Only one is with us at the moment.
Delathi
Some of this is true, some of this is better.
TheMostKink
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Dannoboyo
Today, Donald Trump confirmed...
Targe0
The reality of things was not how I described, for I spun a tale of wonder and pleasant sounds to them, to save them from the curl worlds pains. For they did not wish to know that those pants did indeed make them look fat.
oopsydsy
This paper needs to be 500 words minimum.
chaylar
"I said what I said to minimize hurt at the time. It's not my fault that you went digging for pain."
Omicron416
Ooh, with a soupçon of victim-blaming, ouch!
Snooj
"Republicans are awesome," I said.
blarghle
You knew I was a snake when you met me.
DangerBaer
Found drumpf's alt!
linkdude212
I supplied facts. You did with them as you pleased.
Imapseudonym
Words have always been the manner by which reality is written. Regretfully. mine lacked the puissance to overcome the world another spake into being.
Vidikron
...Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DangerBaer
👈😎👈
CaptainYesterday
I used alternative facts.
mikewritesbooks
At that time, the truth and I weren't necessarily on speaking terms...
StunttheRunt
I tell the truth. The best truth. Everyone says I tell the best truths. The best truths anyone has ever seen.
onlyhalfghost
The truth was a wonderful ideal - and like most of the others I held, flexible.
Seethreepeeoh
I took the liberty of bullshitting you
BlastyMcBlastblast
'are you men liars?'
MarkSengenberger
The dubbed version on network TV changed it to bamboozled, and I always liked that better.
Seethreepeeoh
That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
ConsumerOfStories
truthn't
stev231
true poetry right here, awards are won for creativity like this.
Racealistic
xerolf
thats some eldritch servant of cthulu
TakuanSoho
Oh you silvertongued devil !
ImSilverTongue
I beg your pardon
TakuanSoho
Yeah sorry, a job for you, the imgurian right above me