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daniic233
But wait, what if Australia DOES exist?
willmcmahan182
This post is brought to you by iFunny
TheChronocider
iFunny: proven to make a gag 1000 times less funny. Browse, chuckle, sees iFunny, chuckle seemed stupid.
PoliticalLava
Thanks for the highlighting, wouldn't know what to read:
TheChaserG
+1 for Gavin Free
TheChief10097
All the highlighting on the shopping list one, thanks guys, I wouldn't have known which sentence was vital.
BCEQT
I hate when people highlight because the highlighted parts aren't funny unless you read the rest, so you read the punchline b4 the joke
ZeitungWasTaken
didnt the prince try to find her with the shoe because she was wearing a mask?
GreenLionG13
Edit the god damn ifunny watermarks out people please
Illuminnaughty
FIGHT ME HELEN
rockfireman
You wanna go Brenda?!
BillysLegendaryCrack
Does je suis un pomme mean I am an apple?
getmepicturesofspiderman
Almost. Pomme is feminine so it would be "Une pomme"
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
ForTheLoveOfGodSealTheExits
Is that black Red Foreman?
InboundHickory8
*GAVIN SCREAMING*
BedsideTiger
*RYAN LAUGHING MANICALLY*
PrettyBlondeGirlWithAnAssThatWontQuit
You could say that the u, e, u, and e are in a...queue. I'll see myself out.
footfoe
Do they have imgur dumps on tumbler?
Illuminnaughty
I saw a picture of a comment from imgur on tumblr exactly once.
tachikaze316
I saw a tumblr post of an imgur post in a tumblr dump once, so...maybe?
audcam
no because they dont really do photosets of more than like 10 images.
nlaw1013
Think #6 was intentional? Everyone sees it and laughs, "Oh, the irony," but it's really a great teaching tool and subliminal message.
IAmTheSquidward
fuck ifunny
VesperalLight
Je suis un pomme - I am an apple
TheBestUsernameYouveNeverSeen
-1 for 80% of the photos having an ifunny watermark
flexje
Okay seriously who is Gavin?
shinyRK9
https://youtu.be/eoZlii-v0to
getmepicturesofspiderman
"Je suis une pomme" - FTFY
Counterfit
#4 can I ship it? Yes you can! Can I ship it? Yes you can! Can I ship it? Yes you can! Can I ship it? Yes you can! Can I ship it?
ifthisusernameistakeniswear
Let's have a talk about those ifunny marks...
electrostone
#2 grandmotherfucker*
ZZach55
You go tumblr
swegcity
I have a possible answer for the Cinderella one. Her stepmother overworked and underfed her, so she was smaller than other women. 1/2
swegcity
Sorry for the downer
LauerViolence
#14 In the original fairytale, cinderella looks really dirty and gross and is only clean for the dance. Afterwards she goes back to sleeping
LauerViolence
in the ashes beside the stove so her hair gets black/grey again and her face is smudded beyond recognition. Even her own father couldn't
LauerViolence
recognize her at the party. The part with the shoe was a planned by the prince. He smears the stairs with tar to get her shoe and find her.
LauerViolence
Also her stepsisters try it on first. Their feet are too big, so they cut off parts of their feet to fit in.
SlightlyLewdAnimeCollection
All those iFunny water marks...
thisisnotwhatiwanttolookatwhileipoop
Op is a faggot
chocolategorilla
*guitar strum *
BedsideTiger
@OP is scum of the earth
thrashedbarrier
Second it
SandpaperCock
confirmed by majority vote.
furrydumpsterfire
ThePiedPiperofRuination
#7 it means that there is some error in determining our relation to bananas because humans and bananas don't have the same number of genes.
HannibalHoseth
You're that person that takes the humor out of everything -_-
ThePiedPiperofRuination
You know it!
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
So, how many genes would you say Genghis Khan had, since he was 200% banana? What would you predict is his role in the differences? 1/2
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
If you have no idea, I mean https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/2lghoq/if_we_share_50_of_our_dna_with_bananas_and_1_in_4/ 2/2
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Meaning, the genomes don't line up for easy side-by-side comparison.
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ThePiedPiperofRuination
Bananas have less than 600 million base pairs while humans have over 3 billion, but not all of the segments are genes.
Flyndaran
Some genes are repeated for greater expression like certain populations' gene for amylase production which breaks down starch.
fliptopthehallowed
Maybe it's simply that men are up to 10% more banana than women? Starting with Asia at 2% more, Caucasian 5% all the way up to the full 10%
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Teehee wordplay
satchea
Or some bananas could be more human than others.
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Bananas are all genetically identical clones though (at least all Cavendish bananas)
Flyndaran
So are avocados yet one of mine had an extremely small pit and huge amounts of flesh. I'm trying to grow it right now.
DarkNinja2462
That settles it. Some people are more banana than others
BedsideTiger
RedBeardedBastard
MakinGreenWithIceCream
I don't get it
BedsideTiger
iFunny is the scum of the earth and we don't need that here
MakinGreenWithIceCream
So it's like 9gag?
BedsideTiger
yes