MsDavidAttenborough
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Nov 14, 2016 1:09 AM
MsDavidAttenborough
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redzombie
bruh
PitBullPrincess
blelele
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
ah thats great
aMimeHavingAStroke
Hey, Haaave ya met salmonella
SomeBuddy
Squad goals
WesleyMun
So gross, but oddly, kinda cool and sweet too.
zaiwuh
My anaconda don't want none unless you got grape lollipops hon.
Cieloizzapug
(Billi-billip-bip-)
HousePanther
Black guys sure know how to handle their big snakes.
CrazyNiceJoJo
You mean anacondas ;)
meatblast
I think that's how you get salmonella
flushy
*Salamandernella
Tambre14
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Karatian
I'm an idiot so I'm asking right now, can you really get salmonella like this?
meatblast
I had a friend with a monitor lizard. He got sick from being a freak and kissing the thing. Salmonella from decomp raw meat and whatnot
dontmagpie
no, you bloody well can not
tommy1449
yes you can
Imthedudeplayinthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
That's not salmon
chopchoptime
Get out
SergeantSalsa
Fun fact: salmonsnake in Finnish is lohikäärme which means dragon
heinleinfan
It's just so stupid and awesome. How do you people come up with this stuff.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
SeeNSaiyan
Want some? PSYYYCCHHHH!!!
blitherypoop
How are you posting this, Jane? You died in 1997.
MsDavidAttenborough
Oh dang yo that's the first call out I've ever gotten thanks so much!
blitherypoop
No problem. Did you ever read Life On Air? She seemed like maybe an even more awesome person than he is.
MsDavidAttenborough
I have not! And I will now!
blitherypoop
If you're into audiobooks, he reads it himself.
MsDavidAttenborough
Oh awesome I'm gonna look that up as soon as I'm back in the states, I'm currently in Honduras working on a moth and Butterfly survey