DeltaBladeX
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Jul 21, 2016 9:32 AM
DeltaBladeX
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FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
She might not be in this situation if she let Krieg drive.
KillahQueen
God these pretzels SUCK
NoOne156
love this
samthepea
Guy decides to run at me with a spoon. A spoon! So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs out with it and his kids are there all crying like wah
FourthOp
Hey, how's it- Ugh... these pretzels suck, how's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead...
QoalaBear
"Hey buddy, how you doing? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey listen, I just bought a pony made of diamond."
SpunkyLindz
If Borderlands was just Handsome Jack chasing her through the world on Butt Stallion it would be epic and hilarious. 15/10 would play.
pikakid24
Neat
Sarkitsm
God, do I love Jack, but is he a dick!
comicsand
More!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
THIS ONE. I LIKE. ANOTHER!
HitlersWaffles
http://silvershodan.tumblr.com/post/130257783257/i-should-find-better-things-to-do-with-my-time source.
Sturdycrotch
God these pretzels suck
Nubacus
Is there a Butt Stallion crapping upvotes gif somewhere? If not, we need it.
LexyLove12
All hail Queen Butt Stallion!
IcyLucario
"And this jack-hole rushes me with a SPOON. A FRICKEN SPOON"
Kriegmarine
"Let me show you my horse; My horse is amazing..."
HistoricalContext
Seriously, Handsome Jack stole the entire show. He is a large part of what made Borderlands 2 so great.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
One of the best written gaming villains of all time if you ask me. I didn't enjoy the game much, but Jack was amazing. I hated him so much.
doof2
Borderlands correct????
theweezel69
*Possible Spoiler* Isn't she one of the ones who betrayed him, scared his face, left him for dead and now he works to stop their evil?
ExtraPotassium
That's lilith. Other siren, playable in BL1
MisterGunpowder
Yeah...Maya's the nice one.
theweezel69
Ok. Now I know. And if I ever get around to playing the game I will be all set.
YouBetterBite
Who cries over the loss of their vehicle in Bordelands?
ft13
Ughh. These pretzels suck! -Jack
Jallepalle
Jack is honestly one of the best-written/designed villains ever
ipound
Either way the moral of the story is you're a total dick
MathiasGrim
the moral of the story is there are no good guy just bad guys and slightly less bad guys
alasaurusrex
I will pay you, to kill yourself. I got a nice spot all planned out and everything.
RedCamaro
Butt Stallion says "hello."
Laoch97
Source?
DeltaBladeX
Tumblr is included at the bottom of the image. They also have a DeviantArt account. http://silvershodan.deviantart.com
GreatLordCthulhu
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SuperFluffyRabbitEater
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umikaloo
I just blew 30+ dollars on nothing but skin DLC, I now own the entire franchise, its things like these that make the game so much fun.
doof2
I feel there is more fun in the blowing up robots and stuff but if you say so...
umikaloo
I wasn't referring to buying stuff being fun, but the dialogue from characters like jack.
DaveTheBirdAssistant
I was gonna name it Piss-for-brains in honor of you but that didn't seem mature...maybe Butt Stallion?
DaveTheBirdAssistant
Holy shit this comment got way more upvotes than I could ever expect
Voltair
SortaPsychotic
Handsome Jack: favourite villain of all time.
notjakuri
*whistles* Butt Stallion! C'mere girl!
innodence
Say hello butt stalion! *neigh* butt stalion says hi
alh840001
Nahh, that's even worse.
SlammingItUp
Tell you what, I'll give it some more thought
borgmaster
but why is it bleeding!
AVeryHappyDoggo
YOU SAW NOTHING
borgmaster
Maybe it was just filled with strawberry jam. I might just be imagining things.
Thatknifeguy
Hey, I found it! *plays violin poorly*... SHUT UP IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME
AssRanger
BLAKE!! WHERE'S THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!
GuysStahp
This is a song for Mordecai's stupid bird. In E.
YsgramorsBeard
God these pretzels SUCK!
imwithcayde6andproud
That was add libbed because he was eating pretzels. IRL.
mrfirebass
hang on a sec... this is a song i made for that stupid little bird *clears throat* in E
ADreamByAnyOtherName
God I love handsome jack. He's the best antagonist ever. I did get left pissed when he (spoilers ahead)
E23K13L666
Pagan Min from Far Cry 4 was pretty great too
htallen
Yeah, except for the fact that he fucks off to nowhere for most of the game and you have to pick between Heisenberg and Jonestown.
E23K13L666
True, I wish you could have chosen to fight on his side at the beginning
CheezburgerApocalypse
If you want more of him, you should definitely play Tales from the borderlands. It's amazing.
UntamedGamer16
Yessssss dude
ADreamByAnyOtherName
Killed road and bloodwing.
FancyBanana
i played borderlands 1 mostly with mordecai ,bloodwing dying was the first time i genuinely wanted handsome jack dead.
ADreamByAnyOtherName
Roland*
Rogahar
Killing Bloodwing I kinda saw coming from the build-up. Killing Roland though? I had to take a minute. Can confess I took great pleasure >
Rogahar
> in cutting his dramatic speech at the end short with a flaming shotgun blast to the face.
CanadianMooseRider
This is supposed to be borderlands right?
doof2
Is this an acual seen from borderlands, because maya is my character.
nervesatme
Yes
AOSUOMI
Yeah, probably.
Thatguywhodidthething
its from the 2nd one
doof2
"Gulp"
DoctorClef
Maya was my favourite character.
SlammingItUp
Borderlands 2 to be exact
TinySupreme
This might be an unpopular opinion but the first Borderlands was the only good one.
LukeKarr22
Four out of four internet nerds agree, this is definitely an unpopular opinion.
AVeryHappyDoggo
*55
ideologist
Agreed
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
I like em all.
xxXScootXxx
i just got into the first one, but im not enjoying it as much as im enjoying 2, its much better than the presequal though
TinySupreme
The presequal is awful.
xxXScootXxx
precisely
Freeflare
The first had a decent story that never got it it's own way. The 2nd's story was a dumpster fire. You're correct.
ILikeBreakingPots
It is a very unpopular opinion, but you have friends.
CherryEmpress
Well I certainly disagree, so I guess unpopular is right. I think the first one is the best in some ways, but not the only good one.
alasaurusrex
But. They're almost exactly the same.
Farmerben12
Not sure why you were downvoted. The similarities in story and lack of many new features really stood out to me.
NeynasGhost
Really? Second was my favorite. Presequel can suck it
WEAREGRID
So why does jack wear a fake face anyway
ShaunB
Mother Fuckin' Spoiler Alert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6fNDWE69o
DeltaBladeX
During the events of The Pre Sequel, his face is marked by an artifact, and he uses the mask to hide it.
invalidguest
his real face:
MarxGT
Sigh *unzips*
dragonet111
Lilith wreck his face in the pre sequel iirc
Spycrab21
I don't want to spoil it you can ask me if you really want to know or beat Borderlands the pre-sequel
DeltaBladeX
The rest of us already spoiled it like the monsters we are
Spycrab21
Oh ok
Silvertongueofastora
He was branded with the Vault symbol over his face, so now he's a cunt
Tywinning
He was already well on his way to becoming a cunt, that just sealed the deal
MuffinProof
It's rather gutting how the "good guys" made Handsome Jack out of John.
TechPriest97
His name was always jack I think, tassiter is just an asshole who calls him john
Zonhiver
It seems to me that he always had it in him. And according to Moxxi she broke up with him sometime after he burned some people alive.
IronicUsername
The alleged good guys created their enemy. Talk about art imitating life.
zeroofshadow
to be fair, they only did that after jack let a bunch of innocent workers out of an airlock. and he was clearly already off before that
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Kinda, he was already an asshole though. They just made a mess of betraying him.
FelixG
He wasn't that much of an asshole though, he genuinely wanted to do good, like when he met with the mayor, then the "good guys" fucked it up
zeroofshadow
the good guys didn't affects the mayoriff at all, jack turned his back and the mayoriff shot at him, which made jack go off.
EnigmaRequiem
Nah, he had already locked his daughter in a satellite and used her as a tool. He was an asshole, but all of his actions in TPS were 1/2