Witches Vs Patriarchy Dump

Feb 7, 2022 1:17 AM

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#22 I'd watch the shit outta that!

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#26 Devine couldn't even stomach trump... that should have tipped more people off sooner than 2016

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But Devine had more class it wasn’t a difficult decision, she wasn’t evil

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I just had a "debate" with some guy because I was wearing a mask. I'm one of them snowflakes that probably doesn't even celebrate Columbus >

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Day. And you do? How do you celebrate? Go to a sale at the mall?

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If no jobs other than the government celebrates by giving you the day off, is it really even a holiday?

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#15 v

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The study that suggested that was about as reliable as the one that said it could treat covid. 1/2

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Which is honestly a good thing. Ivermectin has a lot of legitimate, important uses as an anti-parisitic. 2/2

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#15 a little bit true https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21783912/

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Thank you for being an ally! Nice dump

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Holy shit. I have never seen that pic of Divine before. That is fantastic.

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That's great imagery, but can I also point out that looks like an accurate representation of menstrual cramps?

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Oh this...this I love

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The Satanic Temple has an Abortion Ritual that exempts you from bullshit like 1/

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Mandatory reading, waiting periods, unnecessary ultrasounds etc before your abortion ? https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/rrr-campaigns

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Aunt Zelda is Eowyn. There. Mind blown.

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#13 sounds like a blast!

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#1 or raped.

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Same results when you transition and change your name. =)

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I have the opposite issue. I didn't take my husband's name and all the time get people asking me why and assuming weird reasons. It's b/c 1/

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I had an established identity as an artist, and my initials are cool. Husband agreed I shouldn't take his name. I've had people pull me 2/

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aside and quietly ask "so, whats the REAL reason you didnt take his name? do you have a problem with taking a mans name?" etc. ough. 3

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its just a personal decision. it was practical. It doesn't need to be categorized into anything else. 4

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Sorry you're getting so much flack for that. It's 2022. We don't need to be beholden to patriarchal traditions if they're inconvenient.

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#20 My black cat is always filthy because she eats dust and spiderwebs all day so it's all over her face, plus she gets into weird places

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#26 Divine knows dog shit when she sees it.

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This is photoshop unfortunately. 2 separate pics put together.

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Came here for this, was not disappointed.

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In this case tho, it wasn't a difficult call.

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If Divine would’ve decked him there, hundreds of thousands of people would be alive

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So many people for so long knew he was a dogshit person

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And yet my MiL loves him. What a fkn idiot

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She sucks

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I love all of these.

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#2 would not advise. The bible makes awful rolling paper

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It is not too late... do you need funding?

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Lol yes, cauldrons are expensive! I used to think witches lived in groups of three for more powerful tri-magics but actually it’s the rent!

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I know, I know. My GF (she of dubious heritage and pointy hat) sent me to the apothecary for some eye of newt; 4 silvers per gram!!!

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All the while I was wondering If a gal like that would come along, help build a lodge with me, and terrorize villagers on the weekends.

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I hope you’re working on your Gomez game!

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What makes you think you're worty of such a woman?

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Well I have and 800 credit score, I work as a fraud analyst for a major bank, I learned massage so I could be a better partner, 1/2

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I'm built like a silverback, I love to cook, I'm currently learning on how to make dresses because suits are way too fucking hard 2/2

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You're supposed to smoke the bible passages you like

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#9 "Then YOU wear them."

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I want rid of mine, just all off, they're infuriating.

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Could you explain more about this? I still don't understand what the comic, and your addition is trying to say.

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Large breasts are heavy. Having that extra weight hanging off your chest is not comfortable.

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Okay. Person's discomfort at having large breasts is seen as "Well I like visually enjoying them without having to deal with having them."

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It's kind of Sexist, as if the function of someone's body being visually pleasing to one is more important.

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I see, thanks for the clarification.

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Shouldn't these women be in the kitchen, it's their belief

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Hypocritical religious people. Who would have thought?

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They should have at least brought sandwiches for all the man....

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i also dont understand how these women can bring camping chairs and cameras. do they own those or do they lend from the husband ? both /1

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sounds like witchraft to me ! /2

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If women like this were treated by men the way they think women ought to behave, they'd be fucking miserable

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They are miserable, but they don't know any better because misery is all they know.

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I mean, it's very feminist of them to defy that.

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I'm guessing they are all bad at making sandwiches.

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Going around without a man to supervise does seem contrary to what they're promoting.

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I honestly can't tell if this is peformance art or not, because it would be so easy for someone to say "Don't you know your place?"

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I don't think they're there to consider logical arguments. This is cult shit.

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Looks more like the Fred Phelps crowd.

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Something about not suffering a woman to teach.

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Consensus view among modern scholars of 1Timothy is the epistle wasn't written by Paul, but dates to after Paul's death by unknown author.

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I don't like grooming, washing, or wearing nice clothes, but i do it because i like the results more than not doing it. Same with Bras.

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Since the pandemic I can't physically stand underwire anymore. Bralettes, tape, free boobs or death. But definitely no more underwire.

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Unless of course someone is trying to force you to, then fuck them, rebel.

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I have 40Ks. I wear a bra so my back doesn't snap (I already have scoliosis from my boobs). That's literally the only reason this bra is on.

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Comfortable to sleep in sometimes with large bresticles I find

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.... That bra of yours is doing godly efforts of work.

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When the phrase "special order" comes into play, you know you're either blessed or cursed lol

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#2 Growing up as a metalhead I knew guys who did this all the time. Rip up the bible, roll a J, jam Venom.

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Back in high school, I had a buddy who always had a pocket bible specifically because it was perfect joint paper on the go. Then again (1/2)

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I'm 100% behind anyone who wants to rip out especially offending messages as a form of protest.

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That's exactly what I did in high school. Smoked up all the bullshit.

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#21

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The actual fact in question:

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Fucking Vikings gave no shits. Can you wield an axe? Then they didn't care much about what you did in your free time.

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Perhaps overstated, "she has permission from All-Father or Frigg to arrange unions between men and women" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lofn

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im not sure random meme counts as a source. but yeah sure. Facts.

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Translation from the Edda, originally written by Snorre Strulasson :D

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Busty girl problems: I had mine reduced and I have not had people starring since! Also, my upper back, neck, shoulders and lower back loveme

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Apparently you haven't met me yet.

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That sounds more like a Busty Girl Solution rather than a problem?

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Congrats! What a relief!

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I really wish more women knew corsets were an option. they get a bad rap because of 1 weird victorian fad, but they are in fact functional/

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/undergarments. unlike like a bra, they transfer some of the weight straight to the hips.

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We need more corsets with normal t shirt cups. Triangle boobs aren't my bag.

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Didn't know they were things outside of costumes ?‍♀️

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Was the staring upsetting? I'm not an attractive guy so no one has ever noticed me for physical reasons.

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Imagine if every time you tried to talk to or simply be around anyone, they just openly stared at your crotch.

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This

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So is it more annoying than upsetting?

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Nah dude, it's a huge lack of respect. And quite frankly 'im not that attractive' is absolute shit of an excuse for bad behaviour.

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I'm not trying to justify it or saying that I do it. Just curious as to what it's like being in the receiving end.

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#12 I would love very much to read more about that. Some of those names surprise me.

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Yes me too, and are these companies who gave $ to elections or towards the actual new law.

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My guess is just to campaigns, not necessarily lobbying for that particular bill. I hope I’m not wrong.

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Me too

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Smoking should be controversial. Not weed or damaging her own book Eat edibles don’t inhale cancer!

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Tried everything, coming back to lighting a J like home. It just hits different.

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I agree but edibles are overpriced

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“The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over

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his own body but yields it to his wife.” ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭7:4‬ ‭

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Do want you, your life is own and the decision is yours.

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We're a community, we're supposed to care about each other's well being.

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Nobody is an island.

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